Run!!!

wow, joe. wow...

Caliente!

wow, joe. wow...

hahahahaha

A+

wow

two thumbs up

Enrique gets mauled by a bear.

hahaha... that was funny!

aye carumba!

btw... the title in spanish is bad spelled... it should be "Ola Caliente", Hola with an H means Hello.

but that makes it funnier!

Juan's beard murders Enrique

booty fruit shimala saves the day, sylvia switch love interest :p

The story picks up following Enrique outside after leaving Sylvia...he is distraught. He meets an old man with an eyepatch, eating an ice cream, who tells him of his similar troubles when he was younger with women such as Sylvia. The old man and Enrique develop a plan to recapture the love of Sylvia and it involves two boxes of ice cream...she...has a sweet tooth... Enrique and the old man travel back to the apartment where Enrique distracts Juan with the ice cream, the two engage in a battle of ice cream eating, and once Enrique defeats Juan, they both come to realize SLYVIA IS GONE! WTF? What's this, the old man is seen bicycling away with Sylvia into the sunset, sharing an ice cream...turns out Sylvia...gets around...but likes ice cream and bike rides a lot too!

anyway...ice cream there should be ice cream.

Juan, hungry after a hard day of work, eats a bad burrito and gets swine flu.

two caliente thumbs up!

He die at the end.

rocks fall. everyone dies.

BAHAH

So Enrique runs out and when he gets outside Juan is looking out the window and watched Enrique try to run away from the heat but he dies when he gets hit by a bus. THE END

Juan : "I'm not the monster, Sylvia. The monster is this sun...this sun that melts everything...except your cold icy heart."

Sylvia: "*sobs and turns away* I never meant for it to be end like this.

Juan: "Goodbye Sylvia. I can not spend my nights as the loneliest hombre. I'm leaving."

Sylvia: D:

Juan: And I'm taking the ice cream. ((or sno-cone machine, or other nice, coldy things.))

Sylvia: "You monster!"

a sudden ice age takes over the earth. do it. now.

Grah, typo in Sylvia's first line. Should be:

*never meant for it to end like this

That was amazing!

Two weeks pass since the episode. Sylvia is way late on her period, and there is a good reason. She's pregnant with Enrique's baby. There is a lot of intense music and people looking into the camera footage. The Heat Wave turns out to be Juan's twin sister, Margarita aka Enrique's wife. Craziness ensues :)

Enrique jumps through the window , shouts "if I can have her no one can! "and then flips off the thermostat. Instantly they bust into flames and die.....................just to find out its even hotter in hell bwahahahahahahahahahah

Juan and Enrique find out that Sylvia is actually a man but it matters little because Juan and Enrique have their own relationship going on behind Sylvia's back. It's a whacked out love triangle that is rightfully a triangle, considering their sexual orientations. Juan and Enrique live happily ever after in an air conditioned apartment while Sylvia moves to Alaska or Canada to avoid an other potential heatwaves and love madness.

yes! please make sylvia pregnant! i want to see joe try to pull that off!

suddenly they put on Threadless tees and they are instantly feeling and LOOKING MUCH cooler...she is forgiven and they all live Threadless ever after

Sylvia exclaims the heat will not only kill Enrique her lover but the father of her baby. Juan screams to the heavens.
FADE TO:
Enrique sweats and is exhausted, but suddenly remembers: he has a massive bag of ice hidden in his pants! He pulls it out, smiles, and lives to see another day.

{ version where no characters are killed off - as your staff probably want reoccuring roles } --- Enrique escapes only to be decimated suddenly by the heat [ crawling on ground sweating his life away ] / Juan, as punishment to Sylvia, eats the last popsicle in front of her as she cries at his feet and curses him / Juan, with full belly, passes out on couch w/fan gracefully blowing his exotic facial hair / Sylvia escapes to find Enrique barely alive and struggling to crawl a few more inches away / Sylvia pulls out a cooler with !surprise! another popsicle and quickly revives Enrique / They both jump into the back of a waiting Ice-Cream truck and....

Sylvia suddenly throws off her hat, jumps up and joins Martha and the Vandellas who have come in and they suddenly burst into song while Juan falls to the floor sobbing. Sylvia steps on his head with her stiletto and laughs. The sound of Heat Wave and then demonic laughter is all we hear. Fade to Black.

- Begin Scene -

After running out of the house, Enrique begins to suffer from heat exhaustion. He spots a nearby ice cream truck, walks over and asks the vendor for an ice cream sandwich. The vendor's face is revealed as he hands Enrique the ice cream sandwich and much to Enrique's disbelief, it's Juan's long lost twin brother Ramon. Sharing a psychic connection with Juan, Ramon grabs Enrique into the ice cream truck. Ramon's wild laughter echoes throughout the village as he drives off into the sunset.

- End Scene -

.... { if that's not enough } a "threadless" super hero ( person w/only Threadless T-Shirt discretely covering junk ) could come and save Enrique...

Enrique opens the door to the house, guitar furiously plucking away Spanish-style. He begins to descend the steps in front when the music half-heartedly stops. Enrique stops, too, panting and gasping for air in the apparent heat.

Enrique: It is too hot... to continue... in this ridiculous Spanish accent.

The Guitarist stands, partially blocking the screen with his guitar.

Guitarist: Yeah, you're too hot. I've been sitting out here strumming this thing. (Guitarist lifts up guitar.)

"Enrique": Let's get some snow cones, man.

Guitarist: Yeah.

"Enrique": Hey, Chris!

"Juan" opens a window.

"Juan": Yeah?

"Enrique": Let's get snow cones.

"Juan" looks behind him.

"Juan": Snow cones!

"Sylvia", in the house: Can I have cherry?

And the telenovela abruptly ends.

Sylvia says: "You monster.. Please give Enrique your love, you know he loves you too"
Juan says: "No Sylvia, you know that will ruin my job."
Sylvia says: "No, why can't we all be friends?"
Juan says: "There is enough monsters in this world, one is enough for you!"

Awesome!

Okay, so the air conditioner breaks and if they don't find an electrician they'll both be doomed.
Enrique is an electrician. Juan goes running out to find him and in turn also dies.
Sylvia spends her final hours watching House MD.

I don't have a suggestion

I just wanted to say I love this video so dearly and I am anxiously awaiting the final scene

- Begin Scene -

Juan: I'm no monster! This is a monster!

/Someone dressed as bigfoot/alien/etc. jumps out of a closet, dances the tango with Juan and runs out of the house.

Sylvia: You never tango like that with me! You monster!

- End Scene -

*"Juan" saunters towards Sylvia*

"Juan": I am no such thing!

*the door opens only to reveal Juan standing in it's frame*

Juan: I knew I could not trust you Ernesto to stay away from here

Ernesto (formally "Juan"): What are you going to do about it, shoot me?

Juan: You know me too well twin brother
*Juan pulls out a gun and shoots Enrique, who falls to the floor behind the couch*

Sylvia: You just killed your own twin brother!

Juan: What can I say, my brother was just like this heatwave to me... unbearable.

Sylvia: You Monster!

Juan snaps back at Sylvia, saying that she's the monster for telling Enrique to run outside during this crazy heatwave. Her eyes filled with fear, Sylvia quietly mutters that she's not a murderer. She leaps wildly off the couch, grabs an umbrella and a massive bottle of sunscreen, and runs out to save Enrique.

Juan takes her spot on the couch and glances at the book she was reading. The title of the book is: How To Leave Your Husband And Survive In A Heatwave. He gasps and chases after her. He is a terrible runner and with all of his layers on, the heatwave gets him in mere seconds. Goodbye, Juan.

Sylvia is outside running at a mad speed. She is slapping as much sunscreen onto herself as she can, leaving a messy sunscreen trail behind. Suddenly, she slips on her feet and hits her head on a rock. The heatwave gets her. Goodbye, Sylvia.

Enrique is seen sprinting back towards the house, whispering that he forgot his designer sunglasses. He squints at the sun and we see that he cuts across Sylvia's sunscreen trail. He slips, slides and hits his crotch on Sylvia's umbrella handle. The heatwave gets him. Goodbye, Enrique.

All of these are awesome

*doorbell rings, Juan opens it, there is a delivery man with a package which Juan takes and shuts the door*

Juan: Yes, a monster! And to show you how monstrous I am, I will now kill you with this very expensive IceKnife (TM) that has arrived with impeccable timing!

*opens package, revealing soggy cardboard*

Juan: Oh.

END

i think the ending should just be maniacal laughter from juan

Awesome telenovela Style!

Syliva: Juan, I am leaving you! (Stands dramatically.) I am carrying Enrique's child!

Juan: (Zoom in on his melodramatic shocked face.) No!

Sylvia: Yes!

Juan: (Walks toward her threateningly.)

Sylvia: (Screams.)

Enrique: (Walks back in eating a snowcone.) Wait!

Juan: (Surprise, but angry. He and Enrique fight shortly, but gives up when Enrique punches him once.) Fine. I see this is the way it was meant to be. Goodbye Sylvia. My monstrosity of a heart with always love you. (Exits dramatically.)

Sylvia: (Goes to Enrique and they embrace.) Enrique!

Enrique: Sylvia!

(Enrique's evil twin brother, Pedro, arrives and glares at Enrique.)
Pedro: Enrique...

(Enrique and Sylvia look shocked.)

END

Enrique runs outside, but first grabs a bag of ice. He is then mauled by little children, and murdered. Juan looks outside the window and laughs, and Sylvia calls him a monster and throws a sno-cone at him. The end.

Enrinque runs frantically outside, then trips and falls. He shakes it off then looks up and there stands beautiful Lucia she's pushing a cart selling ice cream (or flavored ice whatever you prefer).

(Lucia) Are you ok?
(Enrinque) (smiling) I am now

Enrinque rises with his eyes mesmerized by her beauty. Lucia reaches in her cart and hands him an ice cream

(Lucia) You look as if you made need this

Enrinque grabs the ice cream and just continues to stare.
Lucia stares back, somewhat mesmerized

Meanwhile inside, Juan kneels down and kisses Sylvia

(Juan) I am only a monster for you and yes I do forgive you. Now, I must shower. This weather is just too hot.

Juan goes in to shower. Sylvia runs out after Enrique to only see him kissing Lucia when she reaches the outside.

Sylvia (blistering angry) No one plays me

After kissing Lucia looks over at Sylvia with a menacing smile

Juan suddenly grabs Sylvia and and yells.." I am not a MONSTER...I am a man!!!" Sylvia laughs and says, " What kind of man wears a furry coat in a heat wave?" Juan looks at Sylvia and whispers,"a man who wears a coat in a heatwave, is a man who is hot." Suddenly, Juan whips out some ice cubes from inside his coat and gives them to Sylvia. "Let's forget about Enrique and let's melt together," Juan says as he kisses Sylvia.

INT. - SYLVIA AND JUAN'S HOME - DAY
Juan stares at Sylvia in disbelief after Enrique has just left the premises.

JUAN
What was that man doing here?

Sylvia stands up from the couch and gets in Juan's face.

SYLVIA
He was showing me what real love is, Juan! Something you could never do!

She goes to hit him, but Juan grabs her wrist as she strikes.

JUAN
You dare defy me? You will both pay the consequences!

Juan raises his free hand in the air, and right as he's about to strike, there is a large CRASH as Enrique bursts through the door.

ENRIQUE
Stop! Or else!

Juan turns toward Enrique.

JUAN
Or else what?

ENRIQUE
Or else I will unleash the Tango of Torture on you!

Enrique points to his feet. He is now wearing the Dance Shoes of Death.

JUAN
Foolish man! Are you challenging ME to a dance duel?

ENRIQUE
A challenge assumes that I might be defeated. No, Juan. This is simply...your demise.

Enrique begins dancing furiously in circles around Juan. Overcome by the extremeness of Enrique's dancing, Juan collapses on the floor.

SYLVIA
Enrique! You have saved me!

Enrique smiles slyly at Sylvia.

ENRIQUE
Was there ever any doubt?

He picks her up and dashes out the door.

FADE TO BLACK.

Enrique: Rides away on a unicorn and uses its magic to summon rain. (cocky laugh)

Sylvia: (to Juan) Enrique gives me rides on his Unicorn! What do you have to offer me!?

Sylvia: (to Juan) Enrique gives me rides on his Unicorn! What do you have to offer me!?

Sylvia: (to Juan) Enrique gives me rides on his Unicorn! What do you have to offer me!?

Juan: Noob.

this has made my day amazing.

Juan runs out the door to his car. The heat may be sweltering, but Enrique did not count on one thing. The sanctuary of air conditioning. As Juan collapses into the drivers seat he is welcomed by a cool wind of artificially cooled air. Relaxed. With this new found confidence, Juan decides to call out Enrique. The car is positioned directly facing the front door of Enrique's house. Juan holds on the horn. A second later, Enrique steps out. Cue standoff music. Juan revs his engine. Enrique stares a deathly stare deep into the headlights of Juan's 1992 White Buick LeSabre. Enrique draws a revolver. Out of no where, Juan's eyes glow for a moment and a stunning red beam of light connects directly with Enrique. Juan brought a heatwave of his own. Lasers. Enrique combusts. Juan gets the girl. Fin.

not so far away, enrique turns around and fumble in his pocket a detonator.

This make a toaster in sylvia's house explode.

juan and sylvia panic; sylvia realises her mistakes, enrique is the monster

water sprinkler system activates; the couple dramatically hugs beneath the artificial rain-- both relieving them of heatwave
(cue spanish/mexican song, ex. bailamos by enrique iglesias)

cut back to enrique, disappointed of the foiled arson attempt. he gets chased/mauled by booty fruit shimala and his gang.

sylvia and juan look on while eating ice cream

-end-

Turns out the door that enrique ran too lead to a kitchen where he finds a big freezer filled with frosty ice. he grabs a handfull and runs back into the room and says something witty like "asta la heat-sta... baby" and throws his snow ball at Juan. It hits him right in the face, and slowly slides down... he begins to lick it and says...

"pass the juice..."

they all eat snow cones and have a snowball fight.

end.

italics fail :p

also, was that really joe??

oh Dios mio! ahora quiero participar en uno de esos episodios!

Juan runs back inside red as a lobster.

Enrique yells 'YOU SURVIVED? I KEEL YOU' and leaps at him only for his hands to sizzle upon touching Juan causing him to fall backwards and onto the knife Sylvia was using to cut a piece of watermelon.

Enrique splutters and dies while Juan exclaims 'NOOOOO ..my brother' and Sylvia's knife clatters to the ground.

---- if you can get [ SALMA HAYEK ] in your next video I will buy every single Threadless article of clothing ( that I can afford, sorry that means maybe like one heatwave-discounted shirt ) --- for everyone knows that she's the cause of the "heatwave" and if she enters the room, all the cast *dies* and the rest of the videos could just be her all sweaty with a fan. Like a couple hours worth of footage.

i wish i could unsee this

Juan "Don't say it again; you know what will happen!!!"

Sylvia, (looking defiant and determined) "whatever do you mean, MONSTER!!!!"

Juan turns into a cookie-monster looking creature and after looking at Sylvia wild-eyed, he runs to the pantry seeking cookies.

Sylvia, seeing Juan completely distracted, runs out the back door, calling Enrique's name. She searches and searches and begins to grow weak from the heat wave. Just as she is collapsing, Enrique catches her in his arms.

Sylvia, weakly: "Enrique...."
Enrique: "Yes, my flower..."
Sylvia: "I think you owe me five bucks from the Chinese we ate for lunch..."
Enrique: "I thought you were getting it..."
Sylvia, gaining strength and beginning to stand up: "Oh, we're doing this again. Ugh! You're...'
Enrique, warning: "Sylvia..."
Sylvia:" You're a...'
Enrique: "Sylvia, no, don't!"
Sylvia: "You're just not that attractive..."
Enrique looks relieved.
Sylivia: "...and you're a monster!"
Enrique turns into a really cute muppet and sadly, walks off as you see heat rising from the hot streets.

Fake credits and then...extra scene!
Juan still in cookie monster garb, carrying Sylvia away.

The End.

Juan "Don't say it again; you know what will happen!!!"

Sylvia, (looking defiant and determined) "whatever do you mean, MONSTER!!!!"

Juan turns into a cookie-monster looking creature and after looking at Sylvia wild-eyed, he runs to the pantry seeking cookies.

Sylvia, seeing Juan completely distracted, runs out the back door, calling Enrique's name. She searches and searches and begins to grow weak from the heat wave. Just as she is collapsing, Enrique catches her in his arms.

Sylvia, weakly: "Enrique...."
Enrique: "Yes, my flower..."
Sylvia: "I think you owe me five bucks from the Chinese we ate for lunch..."
Enrique: "I thought you were getting it..."
Sylvia, gaining strength and beginning to stand up: "Oh, we're doing this again. Ugh! You're...'
Enrique, warning: "Sylvia..."
Sylvia:" You're a...'
Enrique: "Sylvia, no, don't!"
Sylvia: "You're just not that attractive..."
Enrique looks relieved.
Sylivia: "...and you're a monster!"
Enrique turns into a really cute muppet and sadly, walks off as you see heat rising from the hot streets.

Fake credits and then...extra scene!
Juan still in cookie monster garb, carrying Sylvia away.

The End.

Enrique runs out of the house and the Sun melts him, then Juan slips with him and dies... them Silvya looks up to the Sun and cries: YOU MONSTER!

Enrique was only with Sylvia so she would never expect Juan and Enrique to be having an affair with each other! DUN DUN DUN...

That's the reason Juan let Enrique run away...he didn't want to harm his one true love.

Juan: "The heat wave will kill him before I do."
Sylvia: "You monster!"

30 minutes later...

Enrique enters his house, sweating profusely and carrying a popsicle.

Maria: "Enrique! What are you doing home?"

Enrique: "The heat. I must take a break..."

Shimala walks out of the bathroom. He sees Enrique. Enrique sees him. Shimala strolls into the room, pauses, puts on his cowboy hat, then throws some money at Maria. He smirks at Enrique as he walks out the door. Enrique and Maria stare at each other. Shimala comes back in, takes Enrique's popsicle. He winks at Maria and leaves.

The end.

Juan: The heat wave will kill him before I do
Sylvia: You monster!

Cut to Enrique sliding down the fire escape in the blistering heat

Cue 80's montage music

Cue short montage of Enrique running through the city
[As the montage progresses Enqrique changes into a bronzed muscular god glistening with sweat, running in tiny running shorts in slow motion]

Cut back to the house with Sylvia begging Juan for forgiveness

Enter Enrique, kicking open the door, bronzed, muscular and glistening and breathing heavily, surprising both Sylvia and Juan into shocked silence

Enrique: I have come back for my little taquito of love

Cut to outside door. Juan is tossed out by Enrique

Cut to romantic setting with Sylvia and Enrique basking in front of an air conditioner, on a blanket with food and Sylvia feeding Enrique grapes and fade out with romantic music.

Enrique realized he forgot his favorite t-shirt and comes back inside the house. When he asks for it Sylvia pulls the shirt from underneath her blouse and throws it to Enrique. Last shot is Enrique giving Juan a wink and then he runs off!

Enrique bursts back in the door.
Sylvia exclaims "¡My hero! ¡Enrique, you've returned to save me!"
Enrique embarassingly says "Oh, no, actually I just forgot my keys."
Juan and Enrique make eye contact. The camera cuts to Juans face, then to Enriques face, then back to Juans face, and back to Enriques (each time they are squinting more and more) until finally cutting back to Juan, whose eyes widen and he announces "Found 'em, they're on the coffee table"
Sylvia says "Oh Enrique, you're so forgetful, and I love you for that."
All three begin to laugh, but then Juan abruptly stops, gives Enrique a dirty look, and begins lunging at him.
*End scene*

psherman42 for the win

Story Ending:

Sylvia: You Monster!

Juan: Yes, I am a monster, and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

Sylvia: Don't hurt Enrique, he just stopped by to...to...I am cheating on you...

Juan: What?! We are over Sylvia! Sure we've had problems, but this, THIS is despicable. ( spit flying in the process )

**Juan stomps out the door Enrique ran out of.

**Enrique did not go outside, instead stood behind the door listening.

Juan: I told her off. We can be together now.

**epic hug ensues

Enrique: O Juan. I have been waiting so long.

Juan: Shh. Don't Talk. Let us leave this place.

**They both drive off in a car to Enrique's House.

**Credits

This is a little long...
so I'm pretty sure it wont make it.
But I'll try anyways.

Enrique comes back in the apartment.

Enrique: Sorry. I forgot my Kings of LeonKings of Leon? I ADORE Kings of Leon!

The two becomes good friends and eat some ice cream.

Little did Juan know that Enrique was wearing a Threadless tee he bought from the Heatwave Sale under his bright blue jacket which would keep him cool while looking great out in the heatwave. Meanwhile, Sylvia calls Cruela De'ville and Dennis Rodman to have a fur coat battle royale with Juan. While the battle royale continues, Sylvia sneaks out of the house to catch Enrique. As soon as she opens the door she is blasted with a flamethrower by Enrique who thought Juan was coming through the door. Devastated that he had just burnt Sylvia to a crisp, he approaches the body and is shocked when he sees not Sylvia's burnt flesh and bones but a robot that threatens to self destruct in 7 seconds if Enrique does not give the robot (formerly Sylvia) his Threadless tee. What will Enrique do? To be continued...

I love that you included Rodrigo y Gabriela in the video, it was perfect.

It would be funny to see the video end with the characters realizing they're in a Sims like game at the hands of a demented user who is obsessed with Spanish...but cannot really speak the language.

Sylvia: You monster! And that is why I love you. Because you can protect me and love me like no other man could.

soft, sensual saxophone music starts to play. Sylvia gets up from the couch, and stands in front of Juan. They look at each other with passion as hot as the heatwave itself. They slowly move towards each other, anticipating the explosive love that will soon come.

Suddenly, Shimala walks in with a bag of groceries.

Craig: What the fuck are you guys doing in my apartment?!

Charles: Nothing!

Joe: Nothing!

Craig: Oh, you guys!

Everyone laughs. Freeze frame -- roll credits.

ok. so i'm mexican, and i know my Telenovelas, i grew up with them. i'll tell you how this one would end in mexico:

Sylvia, stands up and runs after Enrique, she is willing to risk her own life to save teh man she truly loves. Just as she's about to leave Juan says "I wouldn't do that if i were you" and Sylvia with tears in her eyes says "I don't care abouth the heat wave, Juan, I love him!" as Juan answers "you mean "her". Enrique is not really Enrique, he's you mother that after abandonig you when you were a baby, she had cosmetic cirgury and now calls herself ENRIQUE! And I am your long lost brother, but i pretended to be your husband" (Zoom In to Sylvias face in terror) She Screams "Noooo!" and faints.
THE END.

Juan: "I am not the monster Sylvia. The monster is this estupido fur coat Enrique gave to me!" (takes off coat and slams it to the floor, then with arms outstretched toward his wife)
Juan: "NOW I can be the lover you deserve my Sylvia!"
Sylvia: (near melting with passion instead of heat) "Oh Juan!"
Juan: "Oh Sylvia!:

Enrique runs away only to run into Heat. Crying and shaken, Enrique professes his love for Sylvia. Heat feels sympathetic towards Enrique for he himself had a forbidden affair... with Cool. They return to the house to face the wrath of Juan.

can we get joe into a bikini?

Juan turn out to be a serial killer that only enjoys killing when the temperature doesn't go above 20 degrees

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahaahahaha

I think there needs to be a make out scene between Joe and Festa. I mean uh... Sylvia and Juan.

Everything that happened was just part of Juan's dream, he awakens in a hospital ward where Sylvia tells him he only has 12 minutes to live unless they can find him a heart transplant.. Step forward Enrique... CLOSE UP ON ALL FACES LOOKING WORRIED, CONFUSED AND SLIGHTLY GASSY!

Enrique sprints through the everglades, realizing he has little time. He fashions an umbrella out of a dead chipmunk and a car battery, and barely pulls it above his head before the merciless heatwave brushes over him. He can only wait, and plan his revenge......

Then he trips and falls into a den of tigers.

Sylvia: "I can't take this anymore, I'm leaving you!" (turns and starts walking away)

Juan: "What..leaving me, you're crazy if you think you're getting out of here" (walks after sylvia)

Sylvia: (stops and turns around) Wait Juan, I was just kidding, you know I only love you, you silly monster

Juan: (holds onto Sylvia's arms) What about enrique?

Sylvia: Enrique who?

(they both embrace each other and laughs wickedly)

Sylvia and Juan fight and Juan walks out on her. Time passes. Enrique is gone for a day. Enrique then mysteriously reappears, and Sylvia is stunned, having assumed Enrique dead. Enrique begins to explain and... Flashback! Enrique is tired and melting, the heat is making him dizzy and he is going nowhere. He thinks he sees a mirage--a box of threadless tees. He runs to it. It is not a mirage! ...back to the present. He then explains that the threadless shirts were "so cool" that he hid from the heat beneath them and survived. With the new threadless tees, Sylvia declares her love for him and they live happily ever after... but little do they know Juan is plotting to steal the shirts... THE END (or is it!?!?!)

The Heat Wave comes home and melt Juan

The Heat Wave comes home and melt Juan

We left off were Juan has just barged in the door and now Enrique has scrammed into the heat wave. What nobody knew was that Juan secretly loves heat (that’s why he wears that coat) and has been sneaking in to all of the neighbor’s houses and turning their thermostat up to the max . He can’t stand the cold, and Sylvia loves it. His plan is to speed up the process of global warming in effort to never be cold again. Enrique is still outside in the heat, crawling and dragging his body, but has made it to a computer and did some research on this ”JUAN GUY” and now knows his evil plot. Enrique knows exactly what to do. Mean while Sylvia is home and is in danger of a heat-attack because its soo hott and is deprived (by Juan) off anything that’s not a contributing to the warming of the globe, fearing it will interfere with his evil plot. Sylvia doesn’t know how she is going to cool down BUT Enrique does, (back at Juan’s house)HE kicks the already opened door in and says "that’s right i know what to do to cool you down sylvia dont worry, and I know all about u (in a deep Spanish accent)JUAN and why u were that coat in 120 degree weather" Juan-no, im just naturally hairy Sylvia- "oh Enrique, you know how to send chills down a woman’s back" Juan- "NO! Not CHILLS!" Enrique-" yes, CHILLS, but not just chills, but I got these COOL shirts from Threadless (looking at the camera with 2 thumbs up and a wink, obviously trying to advertise them) for everyone to wear and stay cool for the summer in.
Juan-“NOOO, IM Ruined” Enrique- “yes. yes you are.” (Turning his head back at the camera again) “But this summer you don have to be”-(with a creepy smile and wiping out a threadless shirt)
"beat the heat one shirt at a time"

Enrique got as far as his motorbike, reay to escape in the blinding heat, when he had an epiphany...
Can't we all just get along?
His face brightened with the possibility. Like a shot, Enrique feverishly retrieved his newest THREADLESS Tee from his saddle bag (he had just picked up his earth-friendly recyclable package from the post office before his tryst with Sylvia, va-va-va vOOmmm!) & put it on.
It was a simple yet pleasingly poignant design that stated :
BE COOL in colorful fridge magnets.
His plan must work!
He then bolted back up the stairs... :)

a short script: "...but in this case I'll have to forget about Enrique..he run so fast I won't catch him....I love you so much Juan...let's make love before heating will kill us too..."

if everyone could please make sure that joe is wearing a bikini in their story, then we can guarantee he will have to wear one in the next installment

can they all break out into a song... each person has own solo, where they tearfully mourn a loss - like bad, overdramatic spanish soap operas ?

Alright, so Enrique runs outside thinking Juan is on his trail.
Not knowing Juan just wants him to think he's following behind, so he'll perish in the blistering heat.

Juan goes to take his brake (A bag of Animal Crackers, and a re-run episode of Trading Spaces) and roars an evil laugh, on how brilliant his plan was.

Enrique goes to find water (In Chicago) but finds out, Juan had bought all the water within the whole city. (Enrique looks to the sky and yells "No!!!")

Sylvia, racked with guilt of Enrique's most certain doom. Devices a plan to help him.

Juan (During a commercial of Trading Spaces) goes to call one of his lookouts he has watching Enrique. The lookout says;
"Sir, your plan worked! He's laid himself out pleading out to the sky in an overdramatic fashion."

Juan is tapped on the shoulder, when he turns Sylvia smashes a flower pot over his head, saying "Take that you monster" (Now unconscious) Juan is then also kicked by Sylvia who says, "That's for eating all the Animal Crackers"

She (Sylvia) then gets in the car and goes to find Enrique.

Enrique, giving up all hope. Lays on the sidewalk. When Sylvia says, "Enrique! Get up we need to find you some water"

Enrique: It's too late! Juan bought it all.
Sylvia: What!? That can't be!?
Sylvia: (Inner Thought) "Think! Sylvia, Think! Where would there still be water? (Out Loud) "Oh! I know"

She grabs Enrique and heads to a local office building, she speaks with the doorman and asks "Do you have complacent office workers?" Doorman replies, "Yes! We do, on every floor."

Sylvia: Good.

She picks up Enrique again and says, "Don't worry Enrique I found water!"

Flash to 3 men by a water cooler, saying cliche water cooler things like: "Me too", "Going camping", and "Lost the promotion".

Running in is Sylvia who drops to her knees by the water cooler shouting, Agua! Agua! Agua!

Handing Enrique a cup of water...
When Juan all of sudden shows up saying, "Sylvia, how could you?"
Sylvia: "Juan, I couldn't take it anymore you were a monster! You made your employers work in the heat. And.. (Interrupted by Enrique)
Enrique: And your a bit insane, just look at yourself it's over 125 degrees and your wearing a fur coat!

Juan: Hey, don't insult the fur!
(Enrique and Juan begin fighting)

(Scene ends with Juan & Enrique (Lightly bruised, and scratched), the 3 water cooler guys, and Sylvia at a table in the workers lounge)

1 of the 3 men: Sooo, Juan. Good day?

Juan: Huh? Oh yeah, yeah. Great day.

Enrique: Yeah same here, can't complain.

Sylvia: It's hot outside isn't it!?

Everyone: Yeah, yeah. Very, very hot.

(The End)

Juan: You always say that, I am such a monster. (beginning to cry) but even monsters have feelings.

Sylvia: O Juan, don't cry! (Sylvia moves to comfort Juan) I never meant to hurt you. (Sylvia continues to comfort Juan and Juan is soothed by her care)

Enrique: (peering through window, watching the scene) Juan may have won her over today, but I will be back.

(Cue music and invitation to next episode)

The heatwave and the fur coat are too much for Juan and he dies leaving Sylvia with his business which she sells and uses the money to buy a snow cone shack that she calls "The Monster." Enrique is still running . . .

upso

if everyone could please make sure that joe is wearing a bikini in their story, then we can guarantee he will have to wear one in the next installment

just a friendly reminder. please include joe in a bikini. thank you.

Enrique: Rides away on a unicorn and uses its magic to summon rain. (cocky laugh)

Sylvia: (to Juan) Enrique gives me rides on his Unicorn! What do you have to offer me!?

Sylvia: (to Juan) Enrique gives me rides on his Unicorn! What do you have to offer me!?

Sylvia: (to Juan) Enrique gives me rides on his Unicorn! What do you have to offer me!?

Juan: Noob. (rips off Sylvia's clothes to reveal a sexy bikini)

Enrique barges back through the door, dressed as a banana and carrying a fire extinguisher. He turns to Sylvia and exclaims:
"No sylvia, you are wrong. It is I who is the monster. Because I love and respect you we can never be together, I am not right for you - we must end this now."
Turning to Juan:
'YOU, however; are wrong. This heatwave has only made me ripen and become - after a few pulses in the blender - what I was destined to be: Banana Sorbet!'
With this final proclamation, Enrique turns the extinguisher onto himself and quick-freezes his body.
Ending scene:
Sylvia making a frozen-banana sorbet while Juan watches on, turning red and melting.


now THAT is a story.

Joekini

Sylvia: You must dooooooo saamting Juan! Help him!

Juan: Why shoood I?

Sylvia: I will geev you...geev you....anyting.....

-Close up on Juan-

Juan: (In a greasy smug smile) Anyting?

Sylvia: (In despair) Anyting.

-Flash to Enrique running down the middle of the street. People are passed out on the sidewalk and on their lawns. It almost looks like a old zombie movie. Dozens of 1980's plugged-in portable convection heaters represent the heat wave. Enrique stumbles, slowing down with every step. He eventually falls to his knees in despair. His arms reach for the sky and he looks to the scorching sun.

Enrique: (in a desperate scream) "Heatwave!!!!!" "Heatwave!!!!"

-POV of Enrique looking into the sun. His vision blurs until black. He has passed out like the rest of the people.

- A second or two of black

Juan's voice: Compadre...comparde...

-POV of Enrique looking up from himself lying down. He sees a blurry Juan holding out a refreshing glass of ice tea (full of ice, lemon and a straw).

Juan: Drink this if you want to live.

- Enrique looks like a dehydrated fish. He struggles to reach for the glass.

Enrique: (barely audible) Sylvia...Sylvia...

Juan: Sylvia is gone. You will never see her again......

TO BE CONTINUED...........

(Juan and Sylvia are staring each other down when they hear a shuffling noise. Confused, they simultaneously look in the kitchen only to find Enrique army crawling along the floor towards the door.)

Sylvia: Enrique!

Juan: Ha-ah! Coming back to fight like a man are you?

Enrique: No, no sir. I’d much rather run like a little girl as I originally intended to do, but you see sir, I ran into the kitchen pantry. The only way out of here is the front door…

Sylvia: (gasp!)

Juan: Well then, don’t let me stop you. (Moves out of the way and lets Enrique continue his army crawl through the door) I’ll let him get away. The heat wave will kill him before I do.

Sylvia: You monster!

Enrique ran out into the garden, while removing the clothes on his upper body. The heat was immense and his bulging pecs were glistening with sweat. Two houses down the street he found relief in the form of a young, hot woman who, unlike Sylvia, still had her husband safe at work where he belonged.

Back at the house, a tear-stained and sexy Sylvia was professing her love for Juan, begging him not to throw her out. Juan was about to give in, believing for the hundredth time that this time she would change. Then he saw the hat she was wearing. He recognized it immediately as the hat he’d given his assistant Pedro last Cinco de Mayo. With a dramatic toss of the head he realized Sylvia would never change, and so he drew his revolver and shot her in the heart. Before pointing the gun at himself he arranged the scene so that it looked like Enrique had killed them both.

Fin (The End)

Enrique: "Monster? I am no "Monster."
Sylvia: (questioning look)
Enrique: "Just call me El Chuparopa!"

The End!

Juan is de sexiest!!

Obviously the heat wave turns Enrique into a super radioactive villain and he stomps Juan to death, but not before the dance number, of course.

Juan: A monster? No, no THIS (holds up a picture of Cookie Monster) THIS is a monster!
Enrique: (Suddenly appearing from behind Juan) And this, (puts gun to Juan's head) is adios!
(The music of Rodrigo y Gabriela reaches a thundering crescendo as there are long, wide-eyed close ups and crash zooms on all of the characters)
(A gunshot is heard as the screen goes black)
(Sounds of a life monitor come over the black)
(Sylvia suddenly awakens from a coma in a hospital bed, cold sweat pouring down her face)
(As she looks around camera pulls back to reveal a life sized cookie monster sitting in a chair next to her bed, reading a paper)
(Sylvia screams)
(Cut to black)
End

Juan raises his finger to respond angrily to Sylvia but is interrupted by a deep voice from behind him. The voice belongs to Julio.

Julio: Hello, Juan.
Juan: Julio!
Julio: Juan.
Juan: Julio?
(men stare each other down, begin to circle each other)

Julio: Juan. Do you not remember me? The man whose wife you stole (takes off glove, slaps him) the man you gave THIS scar (takes off second glove, slaps him) the man you left for dead in Barcelona.

Juan: You can't be Julio, Julio had three arms.
(Julio's third arm shoots up, takes off third glove, slaps him)

Julio: How could you forget, Juan? How could you forget about your only BROTHER.

Juan: (steels his gaze, pauses) It must have slipped my mind.
(music builds, tension rises as they circle and stare at each other)

Julio: (after long pause) Eh, no biggie. I brought everyone cold drinks. Man, it's a scorcher!! (Holds up Drinks)

(TENSION RELIEVED)

(Enrique pokes head in, sees cold drinks and joins the fun - Sylvia runs to Julio )

Sylvia: Julio, you're alive!

(All grab a drink and smile.)

(Juan takes a sip and his face fills with terror, he clutches his neck and looks at the drink.)

(TENSION RESTORED)

Juan: A milk-shake? But you know I am lactose intolerant!

Julio pauses, sips from his shake and smiles:

Julio: 'It must have slipped my mind."


Juan: You monster.

FREEZE FRAME

MUSIC STING

END

Sylvia: Juan you never share your feelings any more
Juan: It's too hot for this now
Sylvia: Enrique wouldn't think it was too hot
Juan: Enrique is dead because of his ignorance of *dramatic look* the heat
Sylvia: Don't say that you monster
Juan: I'm sorry but it is the truth
Sylvia: Get out you monster
Juan: I will not leave this home I can't take *dramatic look* the heat
Sylvia: Then I shall leave
Juan: Sylvia you'll never survive *dramatic look* the heat
Sylvia: Certain death is better than living with you
Juan: How could you say such a thing
Sylvia: Also the baby isn't yours
Juan: NOOOOOOOO!
Sylvia (walking out door): *dramatic look* The heat won't stop me from finding my love.
Enrique (out front in front of fire hydrant): Help me bust this open Sylvia and together we will beat *dramatic look* the heat

Music plays
End

JUAN: I should feel angry. Instead, I am overcome with passion. (takes off coat and slowly moves towards Sylvia)

SYLVIA: (backing away) This heatwave is making you crazy!

JUAN: Crazy? Ah, yes... Crazy for you, Sylvia! Now, come over here and touch my beard.

SYLVIA: Never! (runs towards door and grabs door knob)

JUAN: (hearty belly laugh) HAHAHA!!! You won't last five minutes in the heatwave dressed like that!

SYLVIA: (turns around to look at Juan - tears streaming down face) My heart belongs to Enrique! (Strips down to bikini and storms out the door)

JUAN: (drops to his knees screaming) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Here's a shorter option!

(Shot of Juan standing with back to Sylvia, Sylvia in background)

Juan: if I am a monster, it's because you made me one.

Sylvia: You speak lies!

Juan (refuses to turn): No Sylvia. I work over time so I can give YOU the life you deserve. The life of a princess.

(Juan turns, kneels)

Juan: Because that's what you are to me, Sylvia.

Sylvia: You mean that, Juan?

Juan: Si. Te amo. You are my princess. You're like a cool breeze that refreshes. You see past the fur and beard I hide behind and look at my naked soul.

Sylvia: Oh Juan

Juan: Oh Sylvia.

END SCENE

That is some serious oscar material

Juan stands stroking his beard for some time, staring at Sylvia

Sylvia: I am done, I can't stand the yelling, the constant arguments over burritos, and the fact that your extensive t-shirt collection has overtaken my walk-in closet.

Juan: It is my Pesos that put Enchiladas on your table!

Sylvia: No More! (stands defiantly)

Juan: If you leave, the Sun, she will kill you.

Enrique returns through the kitchen door, drenched in sweat and wearing a Bikini.

Juan: Da hell is dis?

Enrique: It is too hot, I had to strip down to this bikini.

Sylvia: But, why were you wearing a bikini?!

Enrique: Because I am a woman!

(end)

I just watched this twice in a row. Couldn't stop laughing. Hysterical!! "You monstarrrrr"

** alternate ending**

Sylvia tears off her clothes, down to a bikini, and runs outside to Enrique who is also wearing a bikini, Juan follows.

Juan: Da hell is dis?!

Enrique: It is too hot, I had to strip down to this bikini.

Sylvia: But, why were you wearing a bikini?!

Enrique: Because I am a woman! (dramatic music)

Juan: ... Me too.. (tears off clothes also revealing a bikini- play same dramatic music)

(end)

*see, I managed to get all 3 in bikinis.

i truly thought that Sylvia was just some ugly chick at first

Sylvia reached a quivering hand behind her back, drawing a very large bitcher knife toward her chest. "The heat will not be given a chance to kill you!" she lisped, "For I will kill you first!"

She advanced toward Juan, the knife in hand, as he backed up slowly against the wall. Quick as a bolt, she wildly sliced the air with the knife, a mad look in her dark, twitching eyes. But before she could penetrate Juan's thick fur coat, his trusty chihuahua leapt out at her from within a pocket, yelping in fierce defense of its master. It chased Syvlia away, screeching and nipping at her heels, as Juan cried after it, "Get the witch, Catriona, you're my only lover now!"

Juan: Monster I'll show you monster (morphs into teen wolf)
Sylvia: It's on now (morphs into Craig Shimala in banana suit)
(basketball game begins with shots of both of them scoring until finally Craig hits a three)
Syliva (morphs back): Now you must leave
Juan (still as wolf howls then morphs back): See ya later my love
Syliva: I'll never forget you or *fighting back tears* the heat

Sylvia:"You monster, Enrique is your son! On her deathbed, your first love Maria told me to watch over him."

Juan: "But you know that since 'the accident' my loins are infertile, he may be my last chance for an heir to the secret family recipes!"

Juan rushes out of the house only to find Enrique being stabbed by "The Heat Wave" a superhero gone rogue (and a personified microwave oven). Juan quickly dials down the microwave power setting from 11 down to 1, incapacitating "The Heat Wave." Snow begins to fall and melt on Juan's face mingling with his tears as he stands over Enrique.

Juan: (screams at the sky) "WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!!?!?!, Now I must take the perfect enchilada to my grave!!!!"

Juan: It is not I who is the monstAr. You Chupacabra!

Sylvia: How darrrre you? After all these years. After I agreed to become... a WOMAN for you.

Juan: A woman? Ha! You can't even wear that hat right.

Sylvia: I cannot take this anymorrrrrre!

Sylvia stands up and makes for the door.

Sylvia: And to think that I still loved you...

Juan grabs her passionately by the wrists.

Juan: Stay Sylvia! Do not let the sun melt our love!

Sylvia: Oh, Juan!

Juan: My Chupacabra!

(Door opens. Enrique, now with a moustache, enters holding a small fan, and boasting a Latino accent): Sylvia, I have come for you!

Juan and Sylvia are flabbergasted.

Juan: You are Latino???

Sylvia: Dear Enrique, you are ALIVE! But... how?

Enrique: It was the heat. Join me!

Juan: Neverrrrrrrrr!!!!!

Sylvia looks from Enrique, to Juan and back to Enrique, not knowing what to do.

end scene

Oooh, I know what song that is :D

Juan: *I* am the monster? Who is the one sneaking around with other men!!

Sylvia: We BOTH are Juan!!

Juan: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Sylvia: I know, Juan. I know about Pablo. And Marco. And Jose, Carlos, Guillermo, and--

Juan: *in tears* ENOUGH! I am sorry, Sylvia, how can I ever make this up to you, my one true amor?

(Enrique bursts through the door, in flames, screaming. He falls to the floor as a pile of soot)

Sylvia: Just promise me...promise you won't be a flamer.

(Sylvia and Juan kiss passionately).

El Fin.

Juan says to Sylvia "My darling Sylvia it's muy caliente in here. Why don't you take off that ridiculous sombrero!" Juan rips off the sombrero only to discover that a wig is attached to it as well. Juan jumps back with a look of disbelief and yells out "Speedy Jose! You are not Sylvia! What have you done with mi esposa!?!" Speedy Jose says "Que? She is at the store buying ingredients for quesadillas. I found this sombrero with a wig attached to it in your closet and decided to try it on."

Juan and Speedy Jose then laugh out hysterically at the joke and say together "Buenos Noches!"

(end scene)

the radiation from the sun outside gives enrique super human powers and he swoops in to rescue sylvia

JUAN: theeeerre is only one way to fix all of tissss Sylvia

Sylvia : Ay dios mio! que es lo que quieres Juan?
(oh my god what is it that you want Juan)

JUAN: A TI AMOR!!!!! (zooms at his passionate eyes camera slowly goes down to lips) en bikini
(you my love, in bikini)

ENRIQUE: (comes back in) Sylvia I came back for you my love! also I heard bikini. Juan Im in love with Sylvia! you must die

JUAN: NOT mi corazon! (slaps enrique)

(enrique falls to the floor defeated)

SYLVIA: OH MI AMOR!

(close of of sylvias lips, then close of juans lips, then close up of sylvias lips again, then close up of juans lips, close up of both lips closer to each other, they kiss passionately, then Juan slaps Sylvia and she falls next to Enrique, they hold hands and they both die )
'
Enrique scream : WHY SYLVIA! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(falls to his knees)

(Enrique walks away with tears down his face, but still a very serious face very slowy and dramatic into the really really hot sunset to die holding sylvias bikini on his hand)

"Hola caliente" means "Hello hot," not "Heatwave." "Ola caliente" means "Heatwave." That is all. Can I have a free shirt?

SYLVIA: You're a monster!!!

Shot of Enrique looking back

ENRIQUE: No! He is beautiful...

JUAN reveals chest shimmering like diamonds

Fade to white

-El Finito-

Juan screams in annoyance:
I'm not a monster!

sylvia: yes you are! yes you are!

Juan mauls and rips sylvia's clothes into barely a bikini.. while screaming 'i'm not a monster' repeatedly

Sylvia lies unconcious/dead as Juan whisper's "I'm not a monster"

Enrique goes back to the scene holding ice cream cone and says.. "yes you are." Enrique sheds a tear on his left eye.

Juan gets mauled by PETA activist holding pickets saying 'no to animal fur coats'

Enrique looks on to Jauns tragic mob death as he finishes his ice cream cone. Tears from his left eye flow. Then tears from his right eye flow along as well.

Fade to black.

enrique stumbles into some mops and brooms and realizes that wasn't a door going outside, that it was acloset door with cleaning supplies. he starts to panic. When he emerges, he finds Juan right outside the door. sylvia exclaims, "NOOOOOOOOOO " in slow motion as juan punches into the camera, ( as if he were hitting enrique)

fade to black.

--oh I meant PETA activists

Ok, here's my attempt to get Joe into a bikini as quickly as possible :)

Juan: Monster? And you? Carrying on with another man while I kill myself working in this heat-wave! What does that make you?

Sylvia: You have driven me to this! Enrique is a gentleman, something you would never understand.

Juan: Who runs out like a coward at the first sign of danger? Who won't fight like a man? Ha ha. If this is what it is to be a gentleman then I'm happy to play the monster.

She knows he has a point. Her resolve weakens and she bows her head in shame.

Sylvia: I only did it to make you jealous, so you would pay attention to me for a change.

He looks at her sternly.

Juan: Well, you have my attention.

Sylvia withers under his intense gaze.

Sylvia: Please, forgive me.

Juan smiles.

Juan: Take off your clothes and maybe we can discuss this further.

She smiles back shyly, relieved that things are back to normal.

Sylvia: You rascal!

She does a slow strip-tease until wearing nothing but a red bikini.

Juan (laughing): What on earth?

Sylvia: It was so hot I was planning on going to go to the beach later so I just dressed over my swim-suit.

Juan gazes at her lustfully.

Juan: The beach can wait...

After Sylvia calls him a monster, Juan turns around facing the camera and is suddenly a vampire(dracula costume).

JUAN: "You're right my dear, I am a monster! And I will make you into a monster as well, so you will be bound to me forever."
Juan moves in to bite Sylvia on the neck.
Sylvia: screams, "No, you monster!" But there was no stopping him.

Juan: Do not mock my career. Terror is in my blood. My father was a monster. His father was a monster. And now...

Sylvia: You monster!

Juan: Woman, I shall not repeat myself again.

Enrique walks back into the scene holding dozens of popsicles in hand.

Enrique: I have solved our problems.

Enrique offers a popsicle to Juan.

Juan stares at Enrique. Close-up on Enrique's face. Close-up on Sylvia's face. Close-up on popsicles. Then, cautiously, Juan takes the popsicle offered to him and takes a single, hesitant lick.

Juan mulls the taste around his mouth.

Juan: Bueno. Bueno.

Enrique and Sylvia cheer. Cue eurotrancepop music. Enter several miscellaneous characters. Everyone is joyously dancing with popsicles in hand.

Close-up of popsicles while everyone dances in the background.

Fin.

Ok, this will seem long, but it's actually very short when put into motion and production. Hope you guys like it.

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SYLVIA: You monster!
(THROWS THE BOOK AT JUAN)
(UP CHEESY MUSICAL SCORE)

(CUT TO: BOOK FLYING THROUGH THE AIR IN SLO-MO)
(BOOK SPREADS WIDE OPEN)

(CUT TO: CLOSEUP OF OPEN BOOK PAGES HITTING ENRIQUE IN THE FACE LIKE SHARP RAZORS, GIVING HIM PAPER CUTS AND SHAVING AWAY HALF HIS BEARD. SLO-MO)

(CUT TO: BEARD BITS AND PIECES FLYING ALL OVER. SLO-MO)

(CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF ENRIQUE, CHEEKS WITH FIVE PAPER CUTS, BLEEDING SLOWLY. HE NOW HAS HALF A BEARD. SLO-MO)

(CUT TO: ENRIQUE WIPING THE BLOOD OFF HIS FACE WITH HIS THUMB. SLO-MO)

(CUT TO: ENRIQUE LOOKS BLOOD THEN LOOKS AT SYLVIA. SLO-MO.)

(DEAD AIR)

(UP CHEESY MUSICAL SCORING)

(ENRIQUE FAINTS LIKE A GIRL. AT THE SIGHT OF BLOOD. SLO-MO)

SYLVIA: Enrique!
(SHE RUNS TOWARDS ENRIQUE'S LIMP BODY ON THE FLOOR. SHE RESTS ENRIQUE'S HEAD ON HER LAP.)

SYLVIA: I... I...

(AT SYLVIA. AS IF ON HIS DEATH BED. TALKING SLOWLY.)
ENRIQUE: You... monster!

(ENRIQUE SUDDENLY CHOKES SYLVIA WITH HIS TWO HANDS.)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

(DOOR OPENS, JUAN COMES RUNNING BACK, HIS CLOTHES BURNED AND CHARRED. HE'S CARRYING A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER AND A MAGAZINE. OBVIOUSLY NEEDS TO TAKE A DUMP. HE SEES THE SCENE BETWEEN SYLVIA AND ENRIQUE.)

(AT ENRIQUE)
JUAN : You monster!

(UP CHEESY MUSICAL SCORING)

(JUAN THROWS THE MAGAZINE AT ENRIQUE)

(THE MAGAZINE THEN PAPER-CUTS ENRIQUE'S FACE AND SHAVES OF THE OTHER HALF OF HIS BEARD. EVERYTHING HAPPENS IN SLO-MO.)

(ENRIQUE FAINTS AGAIN LIKE A GIRL AT THE SIGHT OF MORE BLOOD.)

(AT JUAN)
SYLVIA: You monster!

(REPENTANT)
JUAN : But I...

(HE GETS CUT OFF BECAUSE HE BADLY NEEDS TO TAKE A DUMP, HE LET'S OUT A VERY, VERY, VERY BIG FART.)

(BECAUSE THERE IS A HEATWAVE, HIS FART EXPLODES.)

(SFX: KABOOM)

(A CLOUD OF EXPLOSION FILLS THE AIR.)

(WHEN THE DUST SETTLES, WE SEE SYLVIA LYING ON THE FLOOR, JUAN IS BESIDE HER – ALIVE AND HURTING.)

(AT JUAN. SLOWLY AND HURTING)
SYLVIA: You monster...

(UP CHEESY MUSICAL SCORING THEN UNDER)

THE END

Wait! I think I have Enrique and Juan mixed up in my script!

Just reverse the names in your minds when reading it. I'll try to edit again.

Ok, here's the correct script with the names unmixed-up. =)

Now if only I could delete my previous post...

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SYLVIA: You monster!
(THROWS THE BOOK AT JUAN)
(UP CHEESY MUSICAL SCORE)

(CUT TO: BOOK FLYING THROUGH THE AIR IN SLO-MO)
(BOOK SPREADS WIDE OPEN)

(CUT TO: CLOSEUP OF OPEN BOOK PAGES HITTING JUAN IN THE FACE LIKE SHARP RAZORS, GIVING HIM PAPER CUTS AND SHAVING AWAY HALF HIS BEARD. SLO-MO)

(CUT TO: BEARD BITS AND PIECES FLYING ALL OVER. SLO-MO)

(CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF JUAN, CHEEKS WITH FIVE PAPER CUTS, BLEEDING SLOWLY. HE NOW HAS HALF A BEARD. SLO-MO)

(CUT TO: JUAN WIPING THE BLOOD OFF HIS FACE WITH HIS THUMB. SLO-MO)

(CUT TO: JUAN LOOKS BLOOD THEN LOOKS AT SYLVIA. SLO-MO.)

(DEAD AIR)

(UP CHEESY MUSICAL SCORING)

( JUAN FAINTS LIKE A GIRL. AT THE SIGHT OF BLOOD. SLO-MO)

SYLVIA: Juan!
(SHE RUNS TOWARDS JUAN'S LIMP BODY ON THE FLOOR. SHE RESTS JUAN'S HEAD ON HER LAP.)

SYLVIA: I... I...

(AS IF ON HIS DEATH BED. TALKING SLOWLY.)
JUAN: You... monster!

( JUAN SUDDENLY CHOKES SYLVIA WITH HIS TWO HANDS.)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

(DOOR OPENS, ENRIQUE COMES RUNNING BACK, HIS CLOTHES BURNED AND CHARRED. HE'S CARRYING A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER AND A MAGAZINE. OBVIOUSLY NEEDS TO TAKE A DUMP. HE SEES THE SCENE BETWEEN SYLVIA AND JUAN.)

(AT JUAN)
ENRIQUE: You monster!

(UP CHEESY MUSICAL SCORING)

(ENRIQUE THROWS THE MAGAZINE AT JUAN)

(THE MAGAZINE THEN PAPER-CUTS JUAN'S FACE AND SHAVES OF THE OTHER HALF OF HIS BEARD. EVERYTHING HAPPENS IN SLO-MO.)

( JUAN FAINTS AGAIN LIKE A GIRL AT THE SIGHT OF MORE BLOOD.)

(AT ENRIQUE)
SYLVIA: You monster!

(REPENTANT)
ENRIQUE: But I...

(HE GETS CUT OFF BECAUSE HE BADLY NEEDS TO TAKE A DUMP, HE LET'S OUT A VERY, VERY, VERY BIG FART.)

(BECAUSE THERE IS A HEATWAVE, HIS FART EXPLODES.)

(SFX: KABOOM)

(A CLOUD OF EXPLOSION FILLS THE AIR.)

(WHEN THE DUST SETTLES, WE SEE SYLVIA LYING ON THE FLOOR, ENRIQUE IS BESIDE HIM – ALIVE.)

(AT ENRIQUE. SLOWLY AND HURTING)
SYLVIA: You monster...

(UP CHEESY MUSICAL SCORING THEN UNDER)

THE END

Enrique:
(Walks passed the window shirtless...wearing kid floaties, zinc oxide on his nose, a towel thrown over his shoulder all while enjoying a nice refreshing Popsicle. He then faces Sylvia and mouths the words, "I Love You".)

Juan:
(Camera zooms in on Juan's face. He gives Enrique the "evil eye".)

Enrique:
(Enrique again gives his look of horror. Drops his Popsicle and again runs.)

Juan:
(Juan runs out the door to chase Enrique down.)

Sylvia:
(Sobbing)

Juan:
(Walks passed the window wearing kid floaties, zinc oxide on his nose, a towel thrown over his shoulder all while enjoying a nice refreshing Popsicle.)

¡Can't wait!

I can't wait to see who wins either. :) This is going to be fantastic.

hahaha... can't wait. I was re-capping vid for the wife and it was so hard to capture the essense w/o seeing it in person... haha

(DRUMROLL)

I'll be at work when the winner is revealed. So many great ones to choose from.

CONGRATS deechalco

meh

haha great job deechalco!

The ending was dumb! There were way better endings written up! It was so anti-climactic!

Thumbs down for that one, Threadless Tees & Deechalco. Big time. :(

awesome stunt work!
Congrats, Deechalco!

Yeah, I wish they would have gone with rekrabread's ending instead....oh wait, you didn't submit one? fail, big time.

Congrats, Deechalco :)

Buahahahahaha, awesome. Well done, deechalco. I hope Charlie didn't actually punch Mike.

And these faceless gray boxes sure are sore losers.

Sweet! congrats :)

where's the bikini? :p

Slyvia? Threadless needs an editor for hire! *raises hand*

I know about the typo. I has been fixed but waiting to re-upload when people aren't checking this out.

As for rekrabread's comment. Yes, there were a lot of good endings but most failed to stick to the requested 15-20 seconds in length.

That's awesome!

The part where Charlie punches Michael should be made into a gif!

AWESOME

that was either the best fake punch ever, or Michael got a Charlie sandwich.

Hahaha. That was a brilliant fake punch.

It was fake, right?

that punch wins for "best fake punch in a fake drama series"!

hey what happened with this? I wanna see some endings!

this STILL makes me laugh