"People Suck."
You can totally print that.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Ai Chihauhua!
That's the ugliest squirrel I have ever seen.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Aliens really know how to stick it where the suns don't shine.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Argon, Take Me Away!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Be every stuff you want to be.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Canadians love to Pork.Either that or make really good bacon,Eh?
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Cannibals kill your neighbor and call it chicken.I call it reveng
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Caution: Quick movements may trigger Tag Reflex.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Chutes & Ladders:Teaching Failure and Frustration for Generat
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Death comes slowly to those who wait.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Death keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Do you hear my shirt talking too?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Ebay Sensei
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Emoticons: Transform and Soul Out!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Full Frontal Failure
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Future Sloganists of the World-
Re-write!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Go Ahead- Lick My Elbow
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Go.Away. and take your imaginary friends with you!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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He asked me which of the 7 senses I'd liked removed.I chose humor
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Hey, Just putting it out there.
Way Out.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Hindsight gives me a broken neck.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Hindsight: What a pain in the neck!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Homoerectus: Walk Tall and Carry a Big Stick
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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I have a T1N1 W1N1 problem.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I was born without a sense of direction.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I'd totally wear him.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I'm an Undiscovered Freelance TShirt Author
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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I'm building an Ark. Get on.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I'm not squareshaped, I'm Caucazoid.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I'm not Unemployed. I'm on Staycation.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I've never met a Friend of a friend of a friend I didn't like.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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In case of fire, pull finger.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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In One Way, Out the Other
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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In One Way, Out the Other
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Insults are One Size fits most. Inquire within.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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It's my lucky day.
You were warned.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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It's not a T-Shirt, It's a Way of Life
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Make Zombie Marriage Legal.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Many good ideas evaporate due to condensation.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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Mating Season has begun.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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Mayans had big K'AKs
(oh, FIRES..right..)
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Minions and Minions of people are plotting to take over the world
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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My Hero is a running cactus
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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My pet ghost has a web presence.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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My Rooster gets up earlier than yours.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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My shirt makes me do bad things to mediocre people.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Now that Swines Flu, we're all paying closer attention to Hell.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Once Upon a Time there was a homewrecker named Goldilocks
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Orchestrating relaxs me.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Our think tank closed. All our ideas sunk.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Pat my head if you hate patronization.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Penguins Rock the beat.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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Raise your hand if I've offended you.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Raise your hand if I've offended you.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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Red Sun in the morning, Vampires take warning!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Resident Retardada
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Rich Grandmothers cover everything with Plastic
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Rope keeps my stalkers in line.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Sarcasm is my way of saying I heart you.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Schizophrenics have a problem with fractions.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Slogan's Run: It's either Your Lousy T-Shirt or Assimilation
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Sloganist Pig
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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So Cute. So Fatal.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Some things aren't meant to detach.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Soup of the Day:
Primordial
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Speeding makes mountains out of roadkills.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Swine Flu? I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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T1N1 is Taco Bell's way of saying make a run for the border.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Technically they weren't Voted Off the island.
I ate them.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Thanks. They came with my head.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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That's not your shadow- it's your Ego inflating again.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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Today's Pandemic brought to U by the letter T.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Until You Win You're a Loser
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Victim of Happystance
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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WD40 or Duct Tape-
It's All Good
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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When I want to be left alone, I ride the Subway.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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You are my WIDEST fan.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Your Donkey is a Real Ass
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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