I would like to be a member of the Threadless Official Slogan Club. Here's my application:

Name: Alex Schubert
Join Date: 8/29/2009
Gender: Guy
Humour: Is spelled H-U-M-O-R
Official Slogan: Who gives a **** about censorship?

My slogans have not gotten the positive reaction that i hoped that they would. Why? and does anyone have any advice?

ps: please check out the slogans, they need more positive reaction

My slogans of the week:

-The club to make up new days of the week begins on Ransday
-Yeah, I don't read the Terms of Use
-The estimation club will meet in approximately one hour
-If I had a nickel for every time I failed math, I'd have 13 cents

vote for them (not against them)!

It's a promise, everyone who posts will have slogans voted on and I will comment on my favorites

Yeah, can anybody answer that?

I need votes, help me please! Don't do the um stupid vote, plz.

Please vote for your favorite shirt slogans that I have, please! And comment on them as well

I really need people to support my slogans. Anyone think that they're funny? They really need good votes. Pleeeeeeeease help me!

Please, I have a few very good slogans, check them out and vote for them:

Everything sounds smarter when said with a British accent
MY ARMIES ARE UP MY SLEEVIES (smaller text) and so are my guns
My mixed up is so life

Anyone give a crap?

Does anyone like my slogans? All my slogans, even the good ones, get less than 30% of the vote. Why is that? Can I get support?