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ofthecoast
aka heymistercosta is a 27.09 year old girl, has been a member since February 8, 2005, has scored 9,993 submissions, giving an average score of 1.89, helping 236 designs get printed.
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If the roof really was on fire, the party would probably be over.
of 63 votes, 30% like it
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Don't cry wolf. Bingo! is where the money is.
of 79 votes, 53% like it
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Matter: Wanted in at Least Three States
of 87 votes, 53% like it
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Stomach? The best way to the heart is clearly through the ribcage
of 82 votes, 61% like it
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sticks and stones may break my bones, but I'm a major tattletale.
of 72 votes, 53% like it
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Staying In Shape Is For Squares
of 92 votes, 66% like it
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Crying Wolf is Stupid. Wolverines Are Much More Menacing.
of 74 votes, 55% like it
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I'd be much better at my job if my boss promised me a pizza party
of 87 votes, 72% like it
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I partied like it was 1999. The music was terrible.
of 103 votes, 74% like it
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Plan A was Olympic Gold. Plan B is whatever I'm doing right now.
of 79 votes, 61% like it
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Forget cats, curiosity killed a bunny a fairy and a jolly old elf
of 69 votes, 42% like it
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The Only Thing Worth Fearing Is Fear Itself. And Probably Wolves.
of 77 votes, 49% like it
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The only thing curiosity killed was my love of hot dogs.
of 105 votes, 71% like it
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An Eye For An Eye Solves Nothing. Go For The Jugular.
of 90 votes, 71% like it
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I am very persuasive. This shirt used to be green. [not on green]
of 81 votes, 53% like it
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Youth may get wasted on the young, but I prefer beer.
of 67 votes, 37% like it
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I left all the pieces out for shoes but the elves made me a shirt
of 58 votes, 41% like it
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I forgot my lines. I guess you'll have to talk to me first.
of 69 votes, 45% like it
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Why worry about being stung by Bees when A's are so much pointier
of 72 votes, 63% like it
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[bright shirt, glow ink] We Better Not Play Hide And Seek Today.
of 79 votes, 70% like it
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It was all fun and games. Now I'm partially blind.
of 76 votes, 47% like it
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An eye for an eye is probably a really messy way to fight.
of 67 votes, 36% like it
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You are what you eat and I had a bowl of incredible for breakfast
of 96 votes, 75% like it
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Tattoos: The only words that hurt more than sticks and stones.
of 78 votes, 60% like it
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Monkey business is not very profitable. Unless you love bananas.
of 69 votes, 36% like it
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Sleeping with one eye open has left me very tired.
of 62 votes, 44% like it
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Elephants may never forget but calendars are much more convenient
of 69 votes, 58% like it
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Since I started sleeping with 1 eye open I am tired all the time
of 53 votes, 34% like it
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Clearly I'm no good At being Invisible. Good thing I wore pants.
of 77 votes, 44% like it
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First Kisses Are Magical. Trust Me, I Used To Be A Frog.
of 77 votes, 51% like it
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I may beslower than molassesin Jan but by Feb I will kick its ass
of 60 votes, 25% like it
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Ask me how this shirt starts conversations.
of 92 votes, 65% like it
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Let's Hold Hands. I Need to Cross the Street.
of 95 votes, 53% like it
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If the roof was really on fire, the party would probably be over.
of 93 votes, 59% like it
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Shhh! I'm invisible!
of 84 votes, 49% like it
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In an alternate universe something totally different is happening
of 78 votes, 50% like it
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Today better be good. Or else it's totally grounded.
of 103 votes, 43% like it
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Of course I have a good personality; I used to be ugly.
of 173 votes, 51% like it
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Of course I have a good personality; I used to be fat.
of 213 votes, 61% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
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of 39 votes, 38% like it
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Gimme gimme never gets. You need to be stealth.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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I dare you not to yawn
of 49 votes, 37% like it
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I don't know if you know this, but you're totally staring
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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If size didn't matter, this shirt would be a mumu.
of 51 votes, 33% like it
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If size doesn't matter, then why does this shirt fit so well?
of 56 votes, 39% like it
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If you're reading this, then today is not pajama day.
of 61 votes, 46% like it
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Monkey business is only a good idea if you really like bananas
of 60 votes, 32% like it
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Of course you can buy me ice cream - I finished all my vegetables
of 61 votes, 21% like it
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Stimulus Packages Do Nothing For My Libido.
of 55 votes, 31% like it
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that which doesn't kill us probably just got totally pwned
of 43 votes, 42% like it
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Why Cry Wolf When You Can Cry, "Bingo!"
of 40 votes, 33% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/91700/ofthecoast
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My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
All about me
I like you.
http://www.threadless.com/?from=ofthecoast
Thanks bunches.
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We should be friends
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I own the following:
mp(3)
The Wandering Troubadours
Their, They're, There
Barf Trip
Teddybear Loves Teddyboy
Exotica
You Sunk My Battleship
Away From Home
Needful Things
Disbelief (Hoodie)
Heavy Metal Listening Party
Hairwolves
How Many Licks (THANKS IAN LEINO)
Napoleon in War Paint
Brazilian Spirit
I High Five Strangers
The Rare Pixelated Shark of the South-Pacific
Freeloader on the Yak Express
No Arms McSneakers (THANKS MALTZ)
What Do You Mean You Can't See Him?
And How Are You Feeling Today?
Training
Number 7
Get it to Go
Braaains
Liquid Shot (Hoodie)
Madness of Mission 6
Wizard Rock
Two Man Enter, One Man Leave
Number 10
Sprint Finish (THANKS SPOILER TEEVEE)
Mr. Roboto Goes Sightseeing (THANKS LEON)
Wooly Wooly (THANKS BECCA)
Resist Peer Pressure (THANKS BECCA)
Mister Mittens' Big Adventure
Fancy Attitude
All Things Are One
Raise and Rise
I heart Threadless Tee (THANKS FACEBOOK HOURLY GIVEAWAY)
Missing!!!
Everything I Touch Turns to Nerd (THANKS NAME THAT TEE PRIZE WHEEL AT THE CHICAGO FAMILY REUINION 09)
I Came To Dance (Zip Up)
I Can't Draw (Zip Up)
The Bermuda Pyramid (THANKS BECCA)
Sink Yourself (THANKS BECCA)
Infinity MPG (Hoodie)
Many Hands Make the Load Lighter
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I wish I could draw/create things. But I can't.
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