I go well with beer.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Garnish me with bacon.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Bacon: The Ultimate Condiment
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Meat: The Ultimate Condiment
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Hah! I'm wasting your time.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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The Electric Company was a front for the Communists.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Abstinence vampires are bringing sexy back.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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This t-shirt contains my raw sexuality but only barely.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I wear t-shirts because I'm afraid of being naked.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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I friended Jesus on Facebook.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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This t-shirt has words on it. Shiny, shiny words.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Skinny jeans are for skinny people. I'm talkin' to you, fatty.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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You know what's awesome? Sex.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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I smell different on Tuesdays.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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My dog ate your honor student.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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If you're close enough to read this, I'm sorry about the smell.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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Bears eat hippies, too.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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I, Chihuahua.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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My spectacles can beat up your monocle.
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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This sounds better in French.
of 37 votes, 30% like it
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It's 2008 and I've been partying like it's 1999 since 1983.
of 34 votes, 35% like it
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I want to pillage your village.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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I am pretentious.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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No, Facebook is not the same as real life.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Photographers do it in a flash.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Yeah, I work out. These guns don't reload themselves.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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Irony appreciated here.
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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I'm a big fan of wearing clothes.
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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My rash is all cleared up. Wanna dance?
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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This is where fun goes to die.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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Polo shirts with popped collars make Baby Jesus cry.
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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In Soviet Russia, slogan reads you!
of 48 votes, 29% like it
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When life gives you lemons, give that s#%! back.
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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When I poop in Vegas, it stays in Vegas.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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There's a reason your mom hates you.
of 45 votes, 24% like it
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