Krimson
aka Kevin Folk is a 23 year old boy, has been a member since April 29, 2008, has scored 5,923 submissions, giving an average score of 2.56, helping 247 designs get printed.
Dieting is a piece of cake
of 58 votes, 28% like it
Conga lines: Something everyone can get behind
of 66 votes, 33% like it
I would give my left ear to paint like Van Gogh
of 70 votes, 23% like it
A Spork is a jack of all trades but a master of none
of 57 votes, 25% like it
French people give me the crêpes
of 50 votes, 22% like it
A rose by any other name would be improperly classified
of 49 votes, 53% like it
War is never the answer, except sometimes on History tests
of 51 votes, 45% like it
You had me at an inappropriately timed movie quote.
of 79 votes, 27% like it
I don't mow my lawn in hopes of attracting Pokemon.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
I am opposed to opinions.
of 20 votes, 45% like it
Popularity: All the cool kids are doing it.
of 29 votes, 41% like it
Time travelers love the future tense.
of 12 votes, 58% like it
Catching the Snitch is completely different in Prison.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
Only 1 out of every 7 Dwarfs is Happy.
of 29 votes, 48% like it
Following my dreams keeps leading me to bed.
of 29 votes, 38% like it
No Brainwashing: Dry Clean Only
of 27 votes, 33% like it
Everything is better with a mustache.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
Magic Markers are only Magic if you Smell Them
of 30 votes, 50% like it
Entomologists are always Bugging Me.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
Toast: Come over to the dark side.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
You can't spell Education without Education.
of 34 votes, 50% like it
Librarians just don't give a shhhhh.
of 25 votes, 48% like it
Sailors don't give in to pier pressure.
of 28 votes, 50% like it
French people just don't give a crêpe.
of 32 votes, 47% like it
French people give me the crêpes.
of 34 votes, 47% like it
I love long walks on the beach and clichés.
of 21 votes, 48% like it
Since I first saw you through my binoculars, I knew I was in love
of 33 votes, 42% like it
She blinded me with science... and mace.
of 28 votes, 46% like it
Chivalry may be dead, but I have a pretty cool sword.
of 34 votes, 53% like it
I enjoy this almost as much as I enjoy sarcasm.
of 29 votes, 59% like it
Asteroids: The Original Rock Stars.
of 41 votes, 54% like it
Authors put their best footnote forward
of 29 votes, 62% like it
Carpenters love board games.
of 33 votes, 42% like it
Pirates: The First Equal Opportunity Employer.
of 32 votes, 47% like it
The Sky is the Limit: Crushing the dreams of Aspiring Astronauts
of 41 votes, 51% like it
Everything is better without pants.
of 35 votes, 46% like it
Asterisks: The Poor Man's Star. *
of 32 votes, 50% like it
I'm eating for two, my imaginary friend and me.
of 37 votes, 38% like it
Rectangles are too hip to be square.
of 45 votes, 47% like it
A rose by any other name would be improperly classified.
of 45 votes, 51% like it
I'm marinating in my creative juices.
of 42 votes, 52% like it
Occam's Razor is terrible for shaving.
of 40 votes, 43% like it
The TV told me that brainwashing is wrong.
of 33 votes, 58% like it
I don't talk to myself, It is a monologue.
of 32 votes, 56% like it
Sanity is slowly driving me crazy.
of 35 votes, 60% like it
The Alvin Parson Project.
of 41 votes, 39% like it
I got my degree in business from Monopoly.
of 49 votes, 53% like it
Asteroids were the first Rock Stars.
of 43 votes, 47% like it
Work: crushing dreams one deadline at a time.
of 58 votes, 48% like it
Amnesia: Even if you have it, you won't remember.
of 61 votes, 57% like it
War is never the answer, except sometimes on History tests.
of 77 votes, 74% like it
Puppies: Nature's Anti-Depressant.
of 54 votes, 54% like it
A spoonful of sugar does not help the insulin go down.
of 60 votes, 62% like it
Goths Are Proof that the Dark Ages are Making a Comeback.
of 53 votes, 45% like it
16 and 25 Agree, It is Hip to be Square.
of 59 votes, 61% like it
Pegasus: The Original Hybrid.
of 60 votes, 68% like it
Simon Says is Mind Control in Disguise
of 56 votes, 46% like it
Yelling: It's the next best thing to being right.
of 69 votes, 58% like it
Real life has the best special effects.
of 54 votes, 54% like it
No man is an Island, but some men are Peninsulas
of 51 votes, 47% like it
My favorite color is invisible to the human eye.
of 49 votes, 47% like it
Mimes always win Silent Auctions
of 58 votes, 53% like it
Halloween is a massive conspiracy orchestrated by Dentists.
of 57 votes, 51% like it
I always believed it was butter.
of 68 votes, 66% like it
Origami: The Ancient Art of Recycling
of 62 votes, 63% like it
You Only Die Once, So Make Sure You Die Doing Something Awesome.
of 58 votes, 59% like it
Pessimists Live Every Day Like it is Their Last.
of 60 votes, 67% like it
Multi-Tasking helps me Drive and Yell at the same Time.
of 63 votes, 60% like it
Mood Swings make Terrible Playground Equipment
of 62 votes, 58% like it
Paperclips: Staples for people who are afraid of commitment.
of 80 votes, 65% like it
Jumping on Beds is More Fun When You Sleep on a Trampoline.
of 59 votes, 59% like it
Time Travel is the way of the future.
of 56 votes, 46% like it
Circuses: The First Equal Opportunity Employers
of 57 votes, 49% like it
My Way and the Highway Happen to be the Same Way
of 64 votes, 47% like it
Courting is like Stalking, except with flowers.
of 57 votes, 49% like it
Antarctica, It is where the cool people are.
of 59 votes, 49% like it
I Never Lie. You Can Even Ask My Pet Dragon.
of 63 votes, 48% like it
Science is just Magic disguised by Numbers.
of 54 votes, 41% like it
If you can read this, my invisibility cloak is malfunctioning.
of 57 votes, 53% like it
Books have many uses, such as propping up your TV.
of 52 votes, 42% like it
The secret to my success involves several felonies.
of 53 votes, 53% like it
I Never Lie. My Pants are on Fire for Entirely Different Reasons.
of 65 votes, 60% like it
A Restraining Order means that she is just playing hard to get
of 53 votes, 51% like it
Food Critic: Will work for a meal.
of 60 votes, 55% like it
If Silence is Golden, then Awkward Situations are a Commodity
of 51 votes, 55% like it
Talk is Cheap, but Parrots are expensive.
of 54 votes, 54% like it
An Eye for an Eye Explains Why All Pirates Have Eyepatches
of 54 votes, 61% like it
I'd give one of my eyes to be a Pirate.
of 51 votes, 63% like it
The Metric System is Taking Over the World, Meter by Meter.
of 53 votes, 57% like it
I don't believe in reverse psychology and neither should you.
of 63 votes, 63% like it
Hypothermia: All the cool kids are doing it
of 68 votes, 66% like it
Live Dangerously, Talk to Strangers
of 68 votes, 59% like it
I got this wicked tan from surfing the internet
of 58 votes, 59% like it
The Conspiracy Theorists are working together
of 46 votes, 50% like it
Awesomeness: The Cure for Modesty
of 47 votes, 49% like it
Live Dangerously, Run With Scissors.
of 49 votes, 43% like it
People in Glass Houses Should Wear More Clothes.
of 50 votes, 50% like it
Arsonist is such an ugly word. I prefer Fire Enthusiast.
of 53 votes, 53% like it
Rome wasn't built in a day, because the Romans were slow builders
of 48 votes, 35% like it
Even fish know that you should stay in school
of 59 votes, 49% like it
An Apple a day keeps Steve Jobs in business.
of 55 votes, 44% like it
I can talk to Animals. They just can't understand me.
of 65 votes, 65% like it
Laughter is the Best Medicine is Clown Propaganda
of 52 votes, 52% like it
Power Napping Saves Energy
of 47 votes, 47% like it
I control time with the aid of a stop watch
of 55 votes, 62% like it
Running with Scissors Cuts Through Alot of Red Tape
of 45 votes, 47% like it
It is all fun and games until you get a job
of 58 votes, 67% like it
Deja Vu: It's Like you have read this before. (on and front/back)
of 48 votes, 54% like it
Mocking Birds Never Learned Their Manners
of 49 votes, 35% like it
This shirt is hiding my shame.
of 53 votes, 45% like it
Typography: Respect the Grid
of 53 votes, 45% like it
It's a Helvetica Thing. You wouldn't understand. (in helvetica)
of 56 votes, 50% like it
Chivalry may be dead, but I have a pretty sweet suit of armor
of 54 votes, 46% like it
Hyperbole is the greatest thing ever.
of 62 votes, 53% like it
Trying to follow my dreams results in sleepwalking
of 69 votes, 49% like it
telekinesis is just another word for lazy
of 47 votes, 45% like it
Disco Fever is a serious disease.
of 62 votes, 61% like it
History repeats itself because we didn't hear it the first time
of 59 votes, 54% like it
The Weather: Because we need something to talk about
of 63 votes, 59% like it
This shirt is not intended as a life-saving device
of 53 votes, 53% like it
I settle all disputes through dance
of 48 votes, 46% like it
If a tree falls and no one hears it, who has logging rights?
of 55 votes, 44% like it
Walking the Plank is a Pirate's Favorite Board Game
of 54 votes, 41% like it
Sleepwalkers Follow Their Dreams
of 64 votes, 58% like it
My Favorite Type Of Rock Music Is Sedimentary.
of 52 votes, 40% like it
Cannibals Prove That You Are What You Eat
of 66 votes, 52% like it
I Still Try To Fix Electronics By Blowing Into Them
of 72 votes, 67% like it
Scientists are just Wizards Disguised by a Lab Coat
of 70 votes, 57% like it
Fighting fire with Fire gets you Fired from the Fire Department
of 78 votes, 69% like it
There is a Thin Line between Ninja and Mime
of 61 votes, 51% like it
Cartoons taught me that head trauma is funny
of 64 votes, 58% like it
Fighting fire with fire is how I lost my job as a fireman
of 73 votes, 55% like it
Chivalry may be dead, but swordfighting is making a comeback
of 75 votes, 64% like it
not knowning is the other half of the battle
of 57 votes, 53% like it
Sticks and stones may break my bones, especially when combined.
of 64 votes, 64% like it
hyperbole is a million times better than exaggeration
of 67 votes, 67% like it
When will people realize that all races are inferior to robots?
of 64 votes, 59% like it
Mannequins are just very convincing mimes.
of 65 votes, 54% like it
Cubists need to think outside the box
of 73 votes, 68% like it
Professional Conga-Line Starter
of 72 votes, 53% like it
Headstands give you a new perspective on life
of 68 votes, 46% like it
Quantum Physicists agree, it's not the size that matters
of 70 votes, 66% like it
Synonyms are redundant, also, superfluous and tautological.
of 68 votes, 57% like it
When your Guitar is on Fire, Stop, Rock, and Roll.
of 77 votes, 66% like it
I am not a pyromaniac, I am a fire enthusiast
of 69 votes, 58% like it
Science: Making it harder to explain things to children
of 83 votes, 76% like it
Science: Ruining magic since 1666
of 66 votes, 62% like it
Beauty is only skin deep, because organs are gross
of 76 votes, 62% like it
Friction is holding me back
of 66 votes, 62% like it
Beauty is only skin deep, because bones and guts are gross
of 76 votes, 61% like it
My whole life has been a struggle against gravity
of 61 votes, 57% like it
Don't judge a book by its t-shirt.
of 55 votes, 53% like it
Skipping is an underrated form of transportation
of 73 votes, 67% like it
Life is slowly killing me
of 64 votes, 64% like it
Insanity is just a really good imagination
of 67 votes, 51% like it
Retro: It's time travel without the science
of 66 votes, 45% like it
I say all the wrong things at all the right times.
of 59 votes, 53% like it
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... and zombies
of 63 votes, 44% like it
Real jungle gyms have tigers
of 71 votes, 52% like it
Jungle Gyms Promote the Survival of the Fittest
of 67 votes, 46% like it
Moustaches make any situation sexier
of 66 votes, 56% like it
I travel by Somersaults
of 64 votes, 52% like it
Do we really need rhetorical questions?
of 76 votes, 63% like it
My bodyguards are disguised as inanimate objects
of 70 votes, 64% like it
Curiosity never killed the monkey
of 62 votes, 65% like it
My career as a Psychic ended due to unforeseen circumstances
of 85 votes, 71% like it
Mimes find it hard to say Goodbye
of 60 votes, 47% like it
Using French words is so Cliché
of 78 votes, 60% like it
C is for copyright infringement, that's good enough for me.
of 71 votes, 41% like it
People in glass houses shouldn't kill two birds with one stone
of 70 votes, 41% like it
Mad Mathematicians are Irrational
of 68 votes, 46% like it
Historians are stuck in the past
of 68 votes, 50% like it
My career as a Psychic ended due to unforseen circumstances
of 98 votes, 71% like it
Reverse psychology only works on backwards day
of 63 votes, 51% like it
I am a philosopher, by which I mean unemployed
of 87 votes, 67% like it
All my favorite artists and musicians were insane
of 69 votes, 51% like it
Dueling artists yell, "Avant Garde!"
of 73 votes, 53% like it
I would give my left ear to paint like Van Gogh.
of 71 votes, 61% like it
The Weather: Giving people something to talk about
of 69 votes, 55% like it
I have everything except hypochondria
of 71 votes, 49% like it
Life is full of choices, like: Eyepatch or Monocle?
of 71 votes, 48% like it
This childhood was brought to you by the letters T, and V.
of 74 votes, 55% like it
Genetic Engineers Wear Designer Genes
of 75 votes, 56% like it
When I grow up I want to be childish
of 75 votes, 59% like it
I can speak to animals, they just can't understand me
of 74 votes, 50% like it
Home is where you make it, when zoned correctly.
of 62 votes, 50% like it
History doesn't repeat itself, it just has a stuttering problem
of 68 votes, 50% like it
Monopoly taught me everything I know about capitalism
of 88 votes, 59% like it
Synonyms are useful, practical, and convenient.
of 75 votes, 63% like it
I'm not an abstract painter, but I do occasionally spill things
of 90 votes, 68% like it
Mimes are people trapped in old movies
of 82 votes, 43% like it
Aardvarks always have to be first.
of 75 votes, 44% like it
Life is like a boardgame, specifically the one called Life.
of 69 votes, 51% like it
Club sandwiches are too exclusive
of 69 votes, 54% like it
Green eggs and ham spread salmonella
of 78 votes, 40% like it
It turns out that your birthday-suit is not formal attire
of 71 votes, 51% like it
I am an intellectual, by which i mean unemployed.
of 75 votes, 57% like it
I think that today is friday, please don't ruin it for me
of 71 votes, 46% like it
I didn't like this haircut at first, but it is growing on me
of 73 votes, 52% like it
If Silence is Golden, Mimes must be loaded
of 75 votes, 57% like it
Quick, someone is coming, kiss me.
of 74 votes, 35% like it
What doesn't kill you will leave a cool scar
of 82 votes, 52% like it
My arrogance is second only to my awesomeness
of 73 votes, 49% like it
meteor showers are less refreshing than they sound
of 77 votes, 51% like it
Unicorns make great letter openers
of 77 votes, 47% like it
This t-shirt is intended for lefties
of 74 votes, 41% like it
I high-five ambidextrously
of 89 votes, 71% like it
Unicorns are much more sinister than previously thought
of 70 votes, 39% like it
Unicorns taste magically delicious
of 70 votes, 40% like it
A Spork is a jack of all trades, but a master of none
of 79 votes, 48% like it
Museums are the most boring form of time travel
of 77 votes, 48% like it
Narwhals are the unicorns of the sea
of 76 votes, 42% like it
Conga lines are something everyone can get behind
of 75 votes, 49% like it
There is a subtle difference between hijinx and shenanigans
of 70 votes, 51% like it
Helvetica is a life style
of 67 votes, 40% like it
Monocles and eyepatches are a winning combination
of 82 votes, 49% like it
Caution: moving parts
of 84 votes, 46% like it
Nothing says classy like a monocle
of 78 votes, 49% like it
I celebrate fictional holidays
of 90 votes, 59% like it
This text is actually a collection of conviently shaped stains
of 77 votes, 57% like it
Awkwardness brings people closer together, uncomfortably so.
of 85 votes, 59% like it
Nothing makes sense these days, and neither does everything else
of 75 votes, 52% like it
The typewriter is mightier than the pen, heavier too.
of 72 votes, 47% like it
Alliterations are always awesome
of 81 votes, 54% like it
Chinese finger traps are torture devices for children
of 80 votes, 44% like it
I exercise my right not to work out
of 88 votes, 48% like it
Revolutions make the world go round
of 86 votes, 51% like it
It's a coincidence that I am both conceited and totally awesome
of 79 votes, 54% like it
I work very hard at being unproductive
of 81 votes, 41% like it
The only thing we have to fear are radioactive super mutants.
of 81 votes, 51% like it
History is so last year.
of 94 votes, 51% like it
Indifference is ok... I guess.
of 87 votes, 49% like it
Wearing shirts with words on them make people think I'm literate.
of 78 votes, 41% like it
Antonyms are synonyms' antonym.
of 84 votes, 52% like it
I have the world's most severe exaggeration problem.
of 91 votes, 59% like it
1) Sentence 2 is false.
2) Sentence 1 is true.
of 89 votes, 48% like it
Live forever or die trying.
of 87 votes, 56% like it
Minimalism is.
of 92 votes, 52% like it
I respond well to courting.
of 73 votes, 53% like it
Hooray, You're Literate.
of 112 votes, 50% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
"Someday I hope to be quoted". - Kevin Folk
of 42 votes, 33% like it
0 out of 10 people agree to disagree.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
A bird in the hand is worth a pig in a house.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
A Good Brainwashing Would Really Clean My Mind Up.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
A mustache is hug your face gives itself
of 4 votes, 25% like it
A rising tide lifts all yachts.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
A Rose by any other name would be Rosa eglanteria.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
AC/DC: helping dropouts fill out multiple-choice tests since 1973
of 32 votes, 22% like it
Always a bridesmaid, never a trans-dimensional super-mutant.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
Amnesia: The Cure for Boredom.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
Antarctica is where the cool people are.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
Archaeologists really dig their jobs
of 52 votes, 21% like it
Aristocrats are always losing their heads.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
Arsonists are all Burn Outs
of 23 votes, 22% like it
Ask not for whom the Troll trolls. He trolls for thee.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
Astronauts always Space Out.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
Astronauts do it upside-down.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
Being this nonchalant takes a lot of effort
of 49 votes, 18% like it
Being too cool for school gets you into Community College
of 25 votes, 28% like it
Bunnies love hip hop.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
Calculus really did a number on me.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
Cannibalism is just recycling in action.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
Car pools are not nearly as fun as they sound.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
Cavemen were the first Rock n' Rollers.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
Chefs are never on Thyme.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
Chefs are thyme travelers.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
Chefs won't give you the thyme of day.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
Chicken is the chameleon of taste.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
Chicks Dig Monocles.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
Circumcisions: Measure twice, Cut once.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
Clown violence is no laughing matter.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
Danger is my middle name, but that doesn't reflect my tendancies
of 34 votes, 26% like it
Descartes didn't exist.
of 53 votes, 23% like it
Designers Hate Widows and Orphans.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
Double entendres can be taken many ways.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
Down with Helvetica (in hand-script font)
of 28 votes, 25% like it
Eating Caterpillars Gives Me Butterflies in my Stomach
of 46 votes, 63% like it
Editors follow the law to the letter.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
Elipses make everything more mysterious...
of 12 votes, 25% like it
Ellipses make everything more mysterious...
of 25 votes, 32% like it
End finger-gun violence.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
Face-lifts cause Face-palms.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
Failure is always a probability.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
Fear leads to Anger Anger leads to Hate Hate leads to Indigestion
of 14 votes, 14% like it
Fear no Art... Except for that Feminist Stuff.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Following my dreams tires me out.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
Following my heart leads me to my chest.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
Friends don't let friends date drunk.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
Fun killed my parents.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
Geologists love to Rock Out.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
Geometry Conference: Be there and be square!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
Halloween was invented by Dentists.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
Handstands give you a new perspective on life
of 21 votes, 33% like it
Hearts and Minds are easier to win when removed from bodies.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
Helvetica is everywhere. (printed in helvetica)
of 26 votes, 19% like it
Hippopotamus are all hipsters.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
Honk if you love Car Horns
of 21 votes, 33% like it
I am a Non-Attorney Spokesperson
of 20 votes, 10% like it
I am King of the Jungle (Gym).
of 29 votes, 34% like it
I am not a Stuntman, but I do crash a lot of things.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
I am not Left-Wing or Right-Wing. I am Politically Ambidextorous.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
I am not Left-Wing or Right-Wing. I am Politically Ambidextrous.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
I can break my hand with a board.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
I can control time with the help of my stop watch
of 19 votes, 26% like it
I can control time witht he help of my stop watch
of 6 votes, 33% like it
I chill with Eskimos
of 52 votes, 40% like it
I did a cannonball in the gene pool.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
I Didn't Carpool Until I Jumped on the Bandwagon.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
I didn't schedule time to be spontaneous today.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
I don't even know what is Ironic anymore.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
I don't know what a placebo is, but I like it.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
I don't love hate so much as I hate love.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
I gave that Brain Surgeon a Piece of my Mind.
of 32 votes, 34% like it
I invented the less politically correct, "Hungry Hungry Hobo
of 28 votes, 21% like it
I like long walks on the beach, alone.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
I live my life in Fast Forward.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
I Lurk the Web Like a Ninja.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
I may not be an Optometrist, but you are good looking.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
I may not be smart, but I can bench-press an encyclopaedia.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
I might amnesia, but at least I don't have amnesia.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
I never plan ah-(linebreak)
ead.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
I Never Seem to Finish my...
of 36 votes, 36% like it
I See a Red Door and I Want to Paint it #000000
of 41 votes, 29% like it
I strive for perfection, even in mediocrity.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
I used to be a Barber, but I just couldn't cut it.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
I used to be a terrible artist, now I am a post-modernist.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
I wanted to be a butcher, but I couldn't make the cut.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
I Wanted To Be A Surgeon, But I Just Couldn't Cut It.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
I was dishonorably discharged from the salvation army
of 35 votes, 29% like it
I'd give my left ear to be a famous painter.
of 39 votes, 49% like it
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I can't spare any.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
I'd give you my two cents if you can break a twenty.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
I'm eating for two, my imaginary friend and I.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
I'm no Optometrist, but you are looking good.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
I'm not a farmer, but I do deal with a lot of bullshit.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
I'm not crazy, I just have an inner monologue.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I'm not highly educated, but I do watch a lot of TV.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
I'm not lost, I just like surprises.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
I'm not scheduled to be spontaneous today.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
I'm pretty important on the Internet.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
I'm Sort of Green at this Whole Environmentalism Thing.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
I'm with awesome. (Arrow pointing upwards)
of 28 votes, 18% like it
Ice cream trucks are just guys in vans giving treats to kids.
of 31 votes, 32% like it
Ice Cream Trucks: Teaching Kids to Accept Treats from Strangers
of 32 votes, 34% like it
Icepicks make the best icebreakers.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
If at first you don't succeed, rethink your career as a surgeon
of 19 votes, 11% like it
If I am wearing this, remind me to do laundry.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
If you can read this then my invisibility cloak is malfunctioning
of 19 votes, 37% like it
If you can't be right, be loud.
of 9 votes, 33% like it
If you can't say something nice, you are probably a jerk.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
In Space, No One Can Hear Your Sweet Guitar Solo.
of 37 votes, 24% like it
Insanity is the Father of Invention
of 15 votes, 27% like it
Irony is a dish best served hilarious.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
It was a night we will never forget, if only we could remember it
of 19 votes, 26% like it
Ive been eating dots and chasing ghosts since you were in diapers
of 21 votes, 19% like it
Large words are Supererogatory.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
Let's all pretend it is Friday.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
Let's die alone, together.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
Let's get down with Gravity!
of 24 votes, 17% like it
Love doesn't make the world go round, billions of tiny gears do.
of 53 votes, 43% like it
Magic Markers are like Wands for Mischief.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
Magic: The cause of and solution to all of life's problems.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
Mannequins are actually skilled Ninjas
of 18 votes, 33% like it
Math Is An Integral Part Of Life
of 24 votes, 29% like it
Math really did a number on me.
of 28 votes, 36% like it
Mimes are the original Ninjas
of 15 votes, 33% like it
Mimes practice their right to remain silent.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
Mispronouncing words is a major fox pass.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
Mispronouncing words is a major fox paws.
of 39 votes, 31% like it
Mockingbirds are Blatant Copyright Infringers
of 1 votes, 100% like it
Mockingbirds are Blatant Plagiarizers.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
My Ego: Something so big, only I can carry it.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
My favorite color is awesome.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
My Glass Contains Half Its Capacity.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
My glass contains half of it's potential volume.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
My imaginary friends are all real jerks.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
My other quandary is a conundrum.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
My Other Race Car is a Palindrome.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
My Sixth Sense is guessing the endings of movies.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
My train of thought is derailed.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
Never Underestimate my Powers of Estimation.
of 31 votes, 23% like it
No Brain-Washing: Dry Clean Only.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
Nothing never changes, but nothing changes much.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
Once upon a time I was telling a story.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
Paint it #000000
of 15 votes, 20% like it
Paleontologists really dig bones
of 55 votes, 18% like it
Paperclips are afraid of commitment.
of 5 votes, 40% like it
Personally, I welcome our Intergalactic Overlords.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
Pillows are fighting for peace.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
Pirates love board games
of 2 votes, 50% like it
Pirates love board games
of 4 votes, 25% like it
Political Science: We swear it is a real Ccience.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
Political Science: We swear it is a real Science.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
Puns are the Crack of the Literary World.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
Puppies: Nature's Cure for Depression
of 4 votes, 25% like it
Put your best foot forward, and shake it all about.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
Real Life... Now in 3D!
of 28 votes, 29% like it
Reality keeps holding me back.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
Reality ruins all my hopes and dreams.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
Risk taught me all I need to know to take over the world.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
Saturn and Neptune have a Plutonic friendship.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
Save the endangered O'RLY? Owl.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Screw your emoticons and the HTML they rode in on.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
Shirts are pant's hats.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
Shoot baskets, not junk.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
Slogans: The Perfect Excuse for Ogling.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
So un-ironic it is.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
Squirrels Drive me Nuts
of 14 votes, 29% like it
Sticks and Stone may break my bones... Please don't hurt me!
of 24 votes, 17% like it
Stoners get a higher education.
of 31 votes, 32% like it
Surfers are all Washouts
of 26 votes, 15% like it
Talk is cheap, unless you are a therapist.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
Thanks for watching my back! (printed on back)
of 29 votes, 45% like it
The anticipation is...
of 30 votes, 17% like it
The End is Always Nigh.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
The Fanny Pack is proof that Form and Function do not always mix.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
The Man is like Gravity, always keeping me down.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
The Metric System Just Doesn't Measure Up.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
The Soup du Jour is Beer.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
The Supermarket had a two-for-one sale on Crime Fighters.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
The take-a-penny-leave-a-penny tray gave me its two cents.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
The Zombie Nation Will Rise Again
of 24 votes, 17% like it
There is no problem in life that cannot be solved by hot sauce.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
Thesaurus: Brainiest of all the Dinosaurs.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
This is the closest I will ever come to being invisible *glow ink
of 28 votes, 18% like it
This shirt was a clever ruse to avoid eye contact
of 23 votes, 35% like it
Those who Can, Do. Those who Can't are Post-Modernists.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
Time flies when you're having fly times.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
Time Travelers hate to take life one day at a time.
of 26 votes, 38% like it
Tofu: It's People!
of 28 votes, 25% like it
Unicorns make jousting more efficient.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
War is never the answer, except ometimes on History tests.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
We are actually surrounded by an Army of Ninjas right now.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
We have nothing to fear except nothingness.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
What's the point of rhetorical questions anyways?
of 17 votes, 18% like it
Whatever doesnt kill you makes you stronger, especially radiation
of 25 votes, 16% like it
When Life gives you lemons... Free Lemons!
of 33 votes, 21% like it
When your Guitar is on Fire, Stop, Drop, Rock, and Roll.
of 47 votes, 57% like it
Whistling while you work is bad advice for mimes.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
Wiccan, all the fun without being burned at the stake.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
You Auto-complete me.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
You can't always get what you want, but you can probably steal it
of 22 votes, 27% like it
You have nothing to live for unless you have something to die for
of 31 votes, 29% like it
You know what they say about a man with a large carbon footprint
of 2 votes, 50% like it
You should see the other guy, I really did a number on his fists.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
You should see the other guy. He's completely fine.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
You've dammed up my steam of consciousness.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Zombies always bite the hand that feeds.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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