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Elissa_S
Elissa_S aka Elissa Shutak is a 20.99 year old girl, has been a member since April 26, 2008, has scored 6,775 submissions, giving an average score of 0.71, helping 62 designs get printed.
When it comes down to it, margarine is just butter in air quotes.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
My other t-shirt has your Mum in it.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
My other t-shirt has curse words on it.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
Don't wear your heart on your sleeve. It gets fluffy that way.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
Been there, done that, got this.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
Chuck Norris doesn't wear t-shirts. T-shirts wear Chuck Norris.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
My face is a few inches up there.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
Does my chest make you smile?
of 27 votes, 26% like it
It takes a stupid person to wear a stupid slogan.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
Clones don't have belly buttons.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
If you don't have a belly button you are a clone.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
If you read it, you pay for it.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
Pressing buttons on a plastic guitar does not make a hero.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
I Facebooked your Mother.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
Your Mum's got Facebook.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
What makes me look like I work here?
of 24 votes, 17% like it
Something to read while staring at my chest.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
What? Were you looking for a witty slogan?
of 36 votes, 3% like it
I know you're not really reading my slogan t-shirt.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
My other t-shirt has bad words on it.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
Go on, read my slogan, I dare you.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
Your flies are undone.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
My other t-shirt's on your bedroom floor.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
Tell your crotch to stop staring at my eyes.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
Went there, did that, got this.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
I couldn't think of a better slogan.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
I h_t_ you.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
I less than three (<3) you.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
I love 'Your Mother' jokes.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
I l_ _ e you.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
I'm a multipurpose t-shirt!
of 36 votes, 8% like it
I'm fed up of tree tees.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
Like my holograms?
of 35 votes, 6% like it
Love hurts.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
Stop staring at my... slogan.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
Suck me off!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
These things are a figment of your imagination.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
They're not real.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
Thou shalt not wear slogan tees.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
Your daughter is in safe hands.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
Your mother gives birth.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
Your mother hates you.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
Your Mum loves slogan t-shirts.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
Your son is in good hands.
of 35 votes, 20% like it

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All about me

I'm Elissa, 20, from lovely England.
I like to read, write, spend money and time with my friends and boyfriend.

Threadless Tees I own:
It's Just A Summer Job
Lemonaid
I Want To Be Friends
My Broderie Tyrannosaurus
You've Got Some Splaining To Do
Impossible Love
The Northern Black-capped Gumchewer
Jump
Dangerous
Now I Know My ABCs
Playin' In The Sprinkler
101 Cameras
Playin' In The Sprinkler
Songbird

Want:
Capistrano Spring Break
Splash Of Senses
FrequenCity

ANYONE WHO IS WILLING TO SELL ME AN 'HONEST' TEE IN MEN'S MEDIUM, I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER. SAME GOES FOR 'ELEE, MY EXTRAORDINARY PET! ' :D