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mymil
mymil aka Joe Wasserman is a 25.6 year old boy, has been a member since November 30, 2004, has scored 2,918 submissions, giving an average score of 1.79, helping 19 designs get printed.
URL: http://www.fantasticbonanza.com/
The proletariat must own the means of production.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
Ennui is boring.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
I hate text tees.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
It Only Counts if You Do It in Purple.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
!tcelfer t’nac I dna rorrim a hgourht nellaf ve’I ,pleH
of 32 votes, 13% like it
.em evol srorriM
of 32 votes, 22% like it
Friends are for people with friends.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
Love the shirt, hate the shoes.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
Ninjas, pirates, meh. We want.. puppies?
of 32 votes, 13% like it
Black pen, blue pen, or orange crayon.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
Crayon is fine.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
I Hope I Get To Be On A Deathbed
of 101 votes, 18% like it
Interrupting Starfish
of 112 votes, 21% like it
If Only We All Loved Each Other
of 144 votes, 15% like it
If Only We All Loved Unicorns As Much
of 109 votes, 15% like it
If Only We All Loved Candy Rain As Much
of 170 votes, 14% like it
Hipper than Thou
of 122 votes, 25% like it
Enchanted by Enchantment
of 107 votes, 11% like it
Disenchanted by Disenchantment
of 99 votes, 14% like it
Enchanted with Enchantment
of 124 votes, 11% like it
Semicolon;
of 94 votes, 17% like it
Semicolon; Classy Punctuation
of 109 votes, 39% like it
Decided by Fortune Cookies
of 115 votes, 23% like it
Longing for Laundry Day
of 114 votes, 22% like it
How Doth My Heart Long for Laundry Day?
of 126 votes, 13% like it
How Doth My Heart Yearn for Laundry Day?
of 110 votes, 18% like it
It's Not Laundry Day Yet...
of 92 votes, 23% like it
The Romans Were Right About One Thing...
of 94 votes, 18% like it
The Greeks Were Right About One Thing...
of 115 votes, 17% like it
Misleading Phrase
of 107 votes, 19% like it
Impossibly Clever
of 127 votes, 20% like it
Alphabetized Soup
of 142 votes, 23% like it
Disenchanted with Disenchantment
of 126 votes, 12% like it
Disappointed with Disappointment
of 97 votes, 22% like it
How Disappointing This Disappointment Is
of 123 votes, 20% like it
Postmoderne
of 125 votes, 18% like it
Moderne
of 131 votes, 11% like it
Crayons; the Best Medium
of 98 votes, 27% like it
Crayon; the Finest of Media
of 99 votes, 23% like it
Crayons; the Finest of Media
of 118 votes, 33% like it
Crayons; the Finest Media
of 111 votes, 19% like it
Crayon; the Finest Medium
of 92 votes, 30% like it
Crayons; the Finest Medium
of 100 votes, 27% like it
Semicolon; Punctuation of the Elite
of 150 votes, 36% like it
"open quotations
of 222 votes, 17% like it
My Belt Doesn't Match My Shoes.
of 363 votes, 20% like it
Take the Advice of Fortune Cookies.
of 336 votes, 21% like it
I Get My News from Fortune Cookies.
of 366 votes, 30% like it
Semicolon; The Classy Punctuation
of 491 votes, 38% like it
Anticipating Yesterday.
of 350 votes, 17% like it
Hipster Zombie Ninja Pirate.
of 425 votes, 22% like it
The Future Is Forever.
of 446 votes, 17% like it
Exceptionally Misrepresented.
of 420 votes, 17% like it
It Is Forbidden.
of 464 votes, 16% like it
You Can.
of 491 votes, 15% like it
Cannot.
of 490 votes, 16% like it
Please Don't Shoot.
of 441 votes, 15% like it
Please Reconsider.
of 402 votes, 14% like it
Breathe.
of 459 votes, 19% like it
Thinking.
of 501 votes, 24% like it
Unrated.
of 483 votes, 19% like it
At Least Somebody Thinks It's Clever.
of 405 votes, 17% like it
Don't Abuse Language.
of 453 votes, 18% like it
Please Validate Me.
of 429 votes, 19% like it
Validate Me.
of 459 votes, 18% like it
Automatic.
of 466 votes, 12% like it
You Owe Me Ice Cream.
of 561 votes, 22% like it
You Owe Me Cookies.
of 509 votes, 24% like it
Gravity.
of 671 votes, 16% like it
Crayon Is Art.
of 502 votes, 23% like it
Crayons Are the Best Media.
of 433 votes, 28% like it
Visionary.
of 531 votes, 16% like it
Quotations Make It "Funnier."
of 436 votes, 23% like it
Use Your Words.
of 431 votes, 19% like it
Existentialism Is So Cool.
of 419 votes, 19% like it
I want to be a pirate.
of 561 votes, 29% like it
People are primates.
of 381 votes, 16% like it
People are made out of the universe.
of 398 votes, 16% like it
It's My First Day.
of 505 votes, 24% like it
British Humour
of 440 votes, 25% like it
Intelligent Designer
of 323 votes, 20% like it
Coexist.
of 1294 votes, 22% like it
Speling Is for Writers.
of 454 votes, 15% like it
Spelling Is for Writers.
of 432 votes, 18% like it
Spelling Is for Righters.
of 424 votes, 18% like it
The future is for future people.
of 407 votes, 19% like it
Yes, it's spelled right.
of 363 votes, 13% like it
Independent Thinker
of 472 votes, 23% like it
Team Awesome
of 569 votes, 25% like it
It hurts me more than it hurts you.
of 431 votes, 15% like it
No. Wait, Yeah.
of 531 votes, 26% like it
I don't get it, either.
of 488 votes, 25% like it
I got it from the internet.
of 452 votes, 22% like it
I would never lie to you.
of 468 votes, 15% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
!rorrim a hguorht nellaf ev’I ,em pleH
of 21 votes, 10% like it
!tcelfer t’nac I dna ...rorrim a hgourht nellaf ve’I
of 21 votes, 5% like it
#2 pencils or crayons only, please.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
.kniht ouy naht sdrawkcab daer ot reisae s’tI
of 21 votes, 10% like it
39 Across?
of 43 votes, 9% like it
:( ... :( indeed.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Alienated.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
Anticipating Today.
of 63 votes, 10% like it
Anymore, and I would be off the bottom of the [shirt]
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Anymore, and I would completely blow your mind.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Anymore, and it would completely blow your mind.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Aspire
of 25 votes, 8% like it
At Least Somebody Likes It.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
At Least Somebody Thinks It's Funny.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Automaton.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
Be Seeing You.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
Biological.
of 102 votes, 10% like it
Born Today.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
Born Tomorrow.
of 64 votes, 9% like it
Born Yesterday.
of 94 votes, 10% like it
Bureaucracy.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
Can I borrow yours?
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Carry-on snakes may be no larger than:
of 32 votes, 22% like it
Clever
of 64 votes, 9% like it
Cooperate.
of 171 votes, 10% like it
Cooperator.
of 104 votes, 10% like it
Crayons are fine.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
D- Is the Funniest Grade
of 24 votes, 4% like it
Don't You Mean Brian Eno?
of 400 votes, 10% like it
Dostoevsky is funny.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
Earths.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Easily Classified.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
Easter Island was a tragedy.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Ecce!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
Eheu!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
Especially Misrepresented.
of 290 votes, 10% like it
Especially Misunderstood.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Eugepae!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
Exceptionally Misunderstood.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
Existential Joy.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Fear and Trembling
of 74 votes, 9% like it
Follower
of 27 votes, 15% like it
Forbidden.
of 92 votes, 10% like it
Freedom of Freedom.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Freerider.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
From the internet.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
Future Human.
of 94 votes, 10% like it
gg gg
of 8 votes, 0% like it
God knows, Sartre was right.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
Grand Prize Winner.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
Hamilton's Inequality: B>c/R
of 25 votes, 4% like it
High-Wheeler.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
High-Wheelin'.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
High-Wheeling.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
How Did We Get Here?
of 25 votes, 8% like it
How Disappointing Is This Disappointment
of 92 votes, 12% like it
How the Hell Did We Get Here?
of 41 votes, 17% like it
Humorous
of 180 votes, 10% like it
I Am Free.
of 400 votes, 13% like it
I Am Not a Number.
of 376 votes, 19% like it
I Am Not a Number. I Am a Free Man.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
I Am Not a Number. I Am Free.
of 397 votes, 13% like it
I Can't Believe This Won.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I Can.
of 93 votes, 10% like it
I Cannot.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
I Don't Listen to Any Kind of Core.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
I got shot in the head and love came out
of 33 votes, 9% like it
I have cupcakes on my face.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
I Like Awesomecore.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
I Listen to Awesomecore.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
I Take the Advice of Fortune Cookies.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
I want to be a space baby.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
I'm Excited for Today.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
I'm Excited for Tomorrow.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
I'm Excited for Yesterday.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
I'm Frozen.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
I'm glad you're glad.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
I'm Going.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
I'm Leaving.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
I'm On Break.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
I've Lost It.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
If I wrote anymore, it would go off the bottom
of 21 votes, 5% like it
If I wrote anymore, it would go off the edges....................
of 21 votes, 5% like it
If Only We All Loved Each Other As Much
of 87 votes, 10% like it
Illusionary.
of 84 votes, 10% like it
Indie Rock
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Is it Hell in here, or did you just get BURNED?
of 32 votes, 19% like it
It will get worse. It will get better.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
It's All Ours.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
It's Been an Honor.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
It's So Cold.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
It's Yours, Too.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
KITTENS!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Kittens! Puppies! CUPCAKES!!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
Leaves live.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Lifetime Subscription
of 34 votes, 9% like it
Lively Live Life.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
Loathing Laundry Day
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Love the shoes, hate the shirt.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
Magnetic.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
Magnetized.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
Misrepresented.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Mockus rocks us.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
Mockus rocks.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
Mockus rockus.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
My anima is a ninja.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
My anima is a pirate.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
My animus is a ninja.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
My animus is a pirate.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
My friends told me it was a good idea.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
My Shoes Don't Match My Belt.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Not Clever Enough
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Not Excited Enough.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Now I Can't STOP On Trucking!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
On the internet.
of 74 votes, 9% like it
Other Conditions May Apply
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Out To Lunch.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Paper Thick.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
People are made out of Earth.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
People are made out of matter.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
People are made out of the earth.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
People are made out of universe.
of 103 votes, 10% like it
Permanently Out To Lunch.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
Please Consider It.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
Quantity Leads to Quality.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
Quotations Make It "Less Obvious.&q
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Quotations Make It "Less Obvious.&q
of 25 votes, 4% like it
Quotations Make It "More Clever.&qu
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Quotations Make It "More Ironic.&qu
of 74 votes, 9% like it
Quotations Make It "More Obvious.&q
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Really in the Moment.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
Semicolon; Punctuation for the Bon Ton
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Sensory Perception.
of 140 votes, 10% like it
SHOT DOWN TO HELL.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
Shunner.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
Spelling Is for Riters.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Standardize
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Standardized
of 24 votes, 8% like it
Still Alive.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
Still Breathing.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Still Going.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
Still Thinking.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
Still Truckin'
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Survival of the Fittest Is Not Darwinism
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Team Win
of 114 votes, 10% like it
That Is Forbidden.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
The Bureau.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
These Kinds of Things Hardly Happen Even Once in A Lifetime.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
This isn't what you think it is.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
Too Awesome.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Too Clever
of 25 votes, 4% like it
Too Indie
of 709 votes, 17% like it
Too Intense
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Too Real.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Too Reality.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Too Right.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Too Win.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
Truth, Freedom, Evolution
of 43 votes, 9% like it
Unclassifiable.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
Universal.
of 140 votes, 10% like it
Universally Misunderstood.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Universally Understood.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Unranked.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
Unsubscribe.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Use Your Intelligence.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
Validate Me, Please.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
We Are Free.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
We Can.
of 74 votes, 9% like it
We Cannot.
of 113 votes, 10% like it
We Never Make Mistakes.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
We're All On Break.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
We're On Break.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
We've Lost It.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
What's 39 Across?
of 29 votes, 14% like it
What's the Answer to 39 Across?
of 131 votes, 10% like it
Would That We All Loved Candy
of 50 votes, 10% like it
Would That We All Loved Unicorns
of 40 votes, 10% like it
Would That We Could
of 30 votes, 10% like it
Yes, I'm sure I spelled it right.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
You Are Free.
of 390 votes, 11% like it
You broke my jaw.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
You Cannot.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
You need two wings to fly.
of 113 votes, 10% like it
You're not the first one to tell me that.
of 32 votes, 9% like it

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All about me

Fantastic Blognanza is my (and a couple friends') indie t-shirt blog! I wrote an entry about Threadless called How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Threadless, if you're interested.

I'm currently a student at Reed College in Portland, OR. In my (scarce) free time, I design, print, and sell t-shirts with a couple of friends at Fantastic Bonanza!

My top three favorite Threadless tees are:
Pandamonium
High Voltage
Moby Was a Consumer/Distant Future/The Skies Are Full of Strange Things all tie for third :)