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elemeno0pee aka Philip DiPatrizio is 27.82 years old, has been a member since January 22, 2008, has scored 8 submissions, giving an average score of 5.00, helping 0 designs get printed.
This shirt looks cleaner under blacklights
of 39 votes, 15% like it
I will never ask you for your name, or password
of 39 votes, 21% like it
I wish you were me, too.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
Mommy says my dad was a Ninja. That's why I've never seen him.
of 39 votes, 28% like it
There's a ninja standing next to you.
of 39 votes, 26% like it
I stole this shirt from the dollar store.
of 39 votes, 26% like it
I Ironed This Shirt While I Was Wearing It
of 39 votes, 18% like it
I Cure Hiccups
of 39 votes, 28% like it
The Last Unicorn Is In My Pants
of 39 votes, 18% like it
Dead People See Me
of 39 votes, 23% like it
Kittens Hate Me
of 39 votes, 23% like it
Limited Edition: 1 of 6,118,084,932
of 38 votes, 24% like it
I am looking at your boobs while you are reading this.
of 39 votes, 31% like it
My shirt is looking at your eyes.
of 38 votes, 29% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
> your eyes here <
of 17 votes, 18% like it
Donate beer money and support the war on my liver
of 18 votes, 17% like it
el em en oo pee
of 4 votes, 0% like it
If You Read This I Won't Hurt You
of 5 votes, 0% like it
My other shirt is made by Versace
of 15 votes, 20% like it
Step 2: Put on pants
of 4 votes, 25% like it
You Can Read. Good For You.
of 1 votes, 0% like it

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