I just got my new Pake crank installed on my bike and it got me thinking.

who here rides fixie?

if threadless started printing on vnecks, i would tattoo my chest just so people can see it. ill even get "threadless" tattood in there somewhere

i promise
im not talking some pansy sissy itty bitty tiny one. im talking a serious chest piece. a super serious chest piece

here is a textual contract

Here ye here ye
i vow that if threadless started printing on vnecks, ye can gamble thy ass, that i, sir andrew mundy of florida, will contract out a chest piece to be permanantly inked into my chest in accordance to my word and this message.

i havent been here in awhile

so i come back and i see "Tee-V" and im like
WTF THREADLESS ON V NECKS?!

i got pretty excited
and pretty let down

=(

i work on an air force base as a graphic design intern
cool beans right?

Sure, if designing endless going away gifts on mugs, wood, and plastic is your thing. tacky phases and an exclamation point after each sentence. making yet another slide show presentation, group logo, or image. unwelcome imagination or creativity is shot down while assumptions of my sexual orientation is constantly discussed due solely by the fact that i’m wearing a fitted olive green button down.

this sucks. I feel all my creativity is being sucked out of my face through dual monitors and endless banter from the elderly, aka everyone here. i’m the youngest one here, by at least 10 years. It’s the typical office. Two and a half years into this and im ready to get out.

I just got promoted and im sitting comfortably, but stagnant, in a town equally void of any artistic inspiration. i need to get out of here, but I have no idea how to even start. im asking for your help. Hints, tips, advice, understanding, guidance, ect. would be most appreciated.

peep that mess

apparently the guy has some patriotic experience under his belt and he did the rocketeer.

im pretty stoked

EBAAAAAAAAAY

BLOOOOOOOOG

help me digg this up
im trying to make some money here

PHOOOOOTOOOOOS

"spotlights turned to macbook" apple event

Event Time zones:
07:00AM - Hawaii
10:00AM - Pacific
11:00AM - Mountain
12:00PM - Central
01:00PM - Eastern
06:00PM - London
07:00PM - Paris
09:00PM - Moscow
02:00AM - Tokyo (October 15th)

leaked pricing and model numbers
K29, MB382LL/A $899.00 - MacBook?
M97, MB466LL/A $1,299.00 - MacBook
M97, MB467LL/A $1,599.00 - MacBook
M96, MB543LL/A $1,799.00 - MacBook Air
M96, MB940LL/A $2,499.00 - MacBook Air
M98, MB470LL/A $1,999.00 - 15" MacBook Pro
M98, MB471LL/A $2,499.00 - 15" MacBook Pro
M88, MB766LL/A $2,799.00 - 17" MacBook Pro

possible images of new macbook pro




possible video

seriously, i am in love with that itl bitl fluf of a pup

threadless should make doggy outfits, im just saying

illustrated and laser etched by yours truly

if you are in the pensacola area, you should just show up