I hate shirts with writing on it.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Stop trying so hard, you're not fooling anybody.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Don't be shy, kiss me!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I'm just making small-talk while my accomplice steals from you.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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Secondary character.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Sleep with me.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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I think you're cute.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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I like you, I'm just too shy to tell you.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Did you know humans spend 6 years of their life dreaming?
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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I keep having this dream where you die...
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Shoot for second place, the blue shell won't get you.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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You're the zipper to my pants.
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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No, please continue, you're not boring me at all.
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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I see you're thinking dirty thoughts about me.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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I still believe in love.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I'm out because so is my internet.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Please don't ask me to dance.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I have nothing better to do than stand here and talk to you.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I have no idea what girls think.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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I just can't keep up with what's cool anymore.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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Live life one shirt at a time.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Michael Jackson is my hero.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Stop thinking dirty thoughts about me.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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.yxes yeH
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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If I died by your side, at that moment, I'd be just fine.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Wait, wut?
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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We are Anonymous.
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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United by 1. Divided by 0.
of 39 votes, 31% like it
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(Large:) Who needs drugs? (Small:) No seriously, I have drugs.
of 43 votes, 26% like it
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I am a professional procrastinator.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Being morbidly obese is not "O.K."
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Say "No!" to negativity.
of 39 votes, 33% like it
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Add me as a friend.
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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Warning! Challenger Approaching!
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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I am a hero. I have beaten the claw machine.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Pac-man is after my dead grandmother.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Help me, the person next to me has abducted me against my will.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Apparently all the good slogans for shirts had been taken.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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If there isn't a monkey on my shoulder, check for your wallet.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Sugar my life, sweeten my tea.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Looking for a girlfriend who likes video-games.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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I left my giant robot at home.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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Now with %100 more bacon!
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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You only live once, so don't think twice.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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Fake plastic boy.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Shhh! If You're Quiet I'll Show You a Dinosaur.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Writing a good slogan is harder than you think.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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It takes and idiot to do cool things, that's why it's cool.
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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I'll meet you at the end of this world.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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(^_^)'o
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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When a jealous man finds a gun.
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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love/hate
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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I love waffles.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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I am not a squirrel.
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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I love the little tacos.
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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I miss you muffin.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Sentimentalist
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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(._.)
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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This is how the world ends.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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I will always love you.
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Nevermind The Aftermath.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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