I'm not as think as you drunk I am, Ossifer!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I keep running away, but I'm always there when I get here!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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When in doubt, Wikipedia.
of 22 votes, 45% like it
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Warning!: Bites
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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Where's my Skeleton Jack?
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Full of empty tears.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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I don't think we're in Halloween Town anymore, Zero.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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Halloween is my favorite holiday.
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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I'm actually a rag doll.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Jack Skellington is my hero.
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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Resident of Halloween Town.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Wanted: Single man in possession of a good fortune.
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Single man in possession of a good fortune.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Deranged cat lady.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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I want you to shut-up now.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Happy un-Birthday to me!
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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Food lover.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Pregnant.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Can you hear that music?
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Wait! I need to reload.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Hello, my name is Elizabeth Bennet.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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The beautiful thing about love is: it never ends.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Love never ends.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Scape-goat.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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It's all my fault...
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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I live in a graphic novel...
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Manflesh
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Hates everything.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Your heartbeat is my theme song.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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Love is my theme song.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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When in Paris: shop.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Shhh! The elves think this is the North Pole.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Contortionist.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Mmmbop no more.
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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I da baby!
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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95% uploaded. 8% crazy.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Laughs without provocation.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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I wonder what our song would be?
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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Picture unavailable.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Will dance for coffee.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Not white.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Will act stupid for money.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Mover and shaker.
of 53 votes, 4% like it
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I'm sick of waiting. I'll make the world change.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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She's GORGEOUS! I love mirrors.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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Waiting for lightning to strike.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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I own a dragon.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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No. I'm not a vampire. Why do you ask?
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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I look darker at night.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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I had an idea...but the little fuzzies took it.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Are you ever going to stop talking?
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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There used to be bling here.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Sleeps with sheets.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Mmm...peanut butter.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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I–am that is....
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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I no espeaky Spanish.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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I like rainbows, too!
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Nature lover.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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Yes. I have read all the classics. What of it?!
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Spooning leads to forking which leads to sporks.
of 52 votes, 25% like it
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The party may now commence!
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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Hopelessly uninformed.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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ok. that was weird.
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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To thine own self be silly.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Love is my life theme.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Go ahead: waste your time.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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You just wasted 10 seconds reading this....
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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My other shirt is a suit.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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FYI:XYZ
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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I have underwear on!
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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Whoops! I thought you were a guy.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Whoops! I thought you were a girl.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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You, me, midnight: skinny dipping.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Shifty eyed.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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I like stars cus they're shiny.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Where's my Mr. Darcy?
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Penguins make me giggle.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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I dance in the rain.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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My best friend is invisible...
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Love is like butter: it tastes good, but it makes you fat.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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