#1 Greeting In The World: Hi!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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"Awesome" Should Be Engraved on My Chest.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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"Coolness" is a childish disorder
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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"I think you're my son!" (He says in take two of the Me
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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"Ignorance," please keep it to yourself.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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"Time" is really the essence of existence of all living
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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'Don't Wanna See Your Face, You Better Disappear' Beat it Jacko!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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'I'm Superman'... well on days that he's sick in bed.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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'Rejection' is part of your journey to reaching success.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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(... I'm in cyber-space)
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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(...part of the art exhibit)
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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(100% Human)
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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(100% Organically Made on Earth)
of 16 votes, 44% like it
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(100% Organically Made)
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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(100% Threadless and Awesome)
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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(30 day trial)
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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(a celestial body)
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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(a Jedi Saved My Life)
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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(A Secret: I'm an Alien. SHHH, don't Yell, it is true)
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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(Ad Space Here For $100.00)
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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(Advice: Don't Laugh At Your Own Jokes)
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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(Artistically Insane When Painting)
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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(at the very top of food chain)
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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(attempting a dangerous task)
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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(Batteries Recharging...)
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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(Be Back Soon) When Monkeys Fly And Aliens' Rock n Roll.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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(Believe Me, I Can Channel Into Your Brain Connection)
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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(bored. playing mind games)
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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(BORING) If you are reading this, you know exactly what I mean.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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(brainstorming...)
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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(Busy Right Now) Please Come Back At Six.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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(caricature)
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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(Channeling Into Your Brain Wave)
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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(customly built into a transformer)
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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(Designated Driver Because I Don't Drink)
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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(Did you Google me?)
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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(did you stumble on good sense?)
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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(distinguished in a crowd)
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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(fast talking kung-fu actor)
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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(Feeling Special Today)
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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(good actor)
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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(hint: I can read into your mind games)
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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(I can be sold for $500)
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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(I Can Dance the Robot)
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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(I Can Leap Over Buildings)
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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(I can read your brilliant thoughts...)
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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(I Can Read Your Thoughts And Facial Expressions)
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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(I forgot to thank superman)
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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(I got clean underwear)
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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(I Left Him Buried in the Dessert)
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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(I'm A Stranger)
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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(I'm an actor in a silent movie) Get it?
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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(I'm Not Surprised That You're Staring At Me)
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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(I'm really a mime with super-powers)
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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(I'm The Famous Star In The Sky)
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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(I'm Waiting For A Taxi)
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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(I'm Waiting For My Batteries To Recharge)
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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(In Denial)
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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(lets laugh and cry at the same time, in unison)
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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(mannequin... do not touch please)
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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(master of silence) Shhh!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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(Million Dollar Human)
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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(my dream vacation is not where I'm standing)
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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(My Mom Still Washes My Clothes)
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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(no refund)
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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(No Smoking Please)
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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(not for sale)
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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(on display for a limited time)
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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(on vacation right now)
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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(photographically nice to cameras)
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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(Pop Artist With Star Quality)
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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(potentially lethal to strangers)
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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(Pretend that You Know the Lunatic, Wave Back a Hello)
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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(private property)
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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(producer)
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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(programmed to wear this tee by Threadless)
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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(Ready To Roar!)
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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(robotically challenged)
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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(screaming in my head)
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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(Selling Ad Space On The Moon)
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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(Silent Treatment)
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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(simply the best hour in 365 days)
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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(sold out)
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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(Some people don't get the rolling eyes thing).
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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(Star Of Reality TV... My So Called Life)
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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(stop-motion character)
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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(super-powers included in t-shirt)
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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(Superhero In T-Shirt Disguise)
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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(T-shirt Collector)
(including this one)
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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(talent comes from within)
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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(testing the power of goodbye) Good-bye!
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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(the aliens left me here)
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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(tired of guessing your name)
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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(Toy Lover)
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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(Trained Cereal Eater)
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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(unique)
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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(waiting for a miracle)
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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(Waiting for Darth Vader to give me a helmet)
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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(waiting for instructions from a higher power)
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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(Waiting for rain and sunshine to see the rainbow)
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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(Waiting For Superman)
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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(Waiting For The Aliens To Land)
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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(waiting for the chauffer)
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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(waiting for the cow to jump over that big moon!)
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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(waiting for the sun to burn through my sunscreen)
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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(waiting for the sun to crash into the moon) Someday...
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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(will be sold for a high price)
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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(Wouldn't Mind Being Made Out Of Chocolate :)
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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(Yoda Thinks I'm Wise)
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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(You're Under Hypnosis)
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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(Your Socks Really Disguised the Scent).
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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50 cents used to pay my rent in the 1900s.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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A Bad Joke Is Gonna End Up Forgotten.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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A Brilliant Day For Singing-Out-Loud!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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A Busy Bus Is Called Bus-i-ness
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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A Chain Reaction Is Really More Chemistry Than Diana Ross's song.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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A Comedian Should Be Called The Joker.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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A Difficult Thing To Prove In Court Is Miracles.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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A door is mysterious, and can transport you to another world.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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A duel with Sex Pistols and Johnny Cash.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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A Frequent Talker In English Dialect.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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A Frequent Talker In Lingo and Emoticons.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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A Frequent Talker In Lingo.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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A gift is something you give without taking
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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A Good Gift for Smelly People is Soap. (Hint)
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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A Great Story is One that Has a Plot.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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A Heart Attack Is Really Great If You're Not Having One.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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A House Without Walls Is A Picnic Palace.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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A Lifesaber Can Kill You.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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A Magic Trick: Close Your Eyes. PRESTO! (I'm naked).
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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A Marathon Consists of Running and Eating Loads of Pizza!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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A PARTY Would Be Great Every Weekend For The Rest Of My LIFE!
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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A Rainbow Unicorn Would Be Fantastic In Real Life!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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A Secret: Darth Vader Watches Soap Operas.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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A Serial Killer Will In Fact Kill You. (Don't Blink)
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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A Simple Plan Needs A Lot of Complex Thinking.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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A True Story: I'm Alive and Loving it!
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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A Word of Advice: Don't Eat Things that Move.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Adults Are Kids With Big Hearts And Responsibility.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Algebra was useless then and now
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Aliens Are As Cool As Glow-In-The-Dark Stickers.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Aliens are in the Details of Humanity.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Aliens Are Real In Sci-Fi Films
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Aliens Attacked Me In A Zombie Movie... It Was Out Of Place!
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Aliens Don't Have Wrinkles. (True Fact!)
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Aliens don't rule my planet.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Aliens Love Me.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Aliens taste like rubber-chicken-green-stuff.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Aliens will 1 day rule the world, but I won't be here to enjoy it
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Aliens Will Invade My Body If I Believe In The X-Files.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Aliens Will Invade Your Soul and Know All Your Secrets.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Aliens With iPods Would Be Weird.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Aliens with Shotguns is a Good Idea.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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All Good Things Need To Stop Being So GOOD!
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Always Ask New Questions To Keep Things Lively.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Always Say Hello Before Goodbye.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Always Wear Clean Underwear.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Ambience sounds doesn't include bazookas.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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An Island is Too Small, I need Something Bigger Like A Continent.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Ancient Rules Don't Work in the XXI Century.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Angel Wings and Butterfly Horns.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Anything You Say Will Be Repeated In Gibberish-code
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Apologies Are Temporarily Out Of Service At This Time.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Apples are mathematically not equal or less than pears.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Apples Are To Teachers, As Chocolate is To Students.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Are Macho Men, Gay?
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Arguably You're The Best Temperamental Person I've Met.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Ask Me to Do a Magic Trick.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Astronomy Should Not Be Served In Sandwiches.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Attitude is A Sorry Excuse Of Cowardness.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Attitude makes you roll your eyes more than grapefruit
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Auto-biographies are for people with Blogs.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Auto-bios are my favorite, that's why I read other people's blogs
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Avoid Screaming! (The Thing is After You). Don't Scream!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Awesome Is All About Pronoucing The Word An Energic Tone!
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Baldness Is A Sign Of Shinyness.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Batman also Loves Robin.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Batman caved into Robin's ghetto-hood
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Batman doesn't love Robin
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Batman hit Robin (ouch)
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Batman robbed me from my Robinhood.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Batman stole from Robin-hood
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Be Nice Or Get Lost!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Be Part of History for Making the Right Decisions, Not Mistakes.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Be Prepared For Success!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Be Quiet! Or I else I'll Silence You With This Gun.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Bears + berries = gummi bears
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Bears should not wear sandals in the summer
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Bears should wear underwear
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Because I know English, I Don't Need a Translator in Most Places.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Beef is better than broccoli. Definitely!
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Beefcakes and Buttheads are Sort of the Same Thing.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Beefs come from cows, as leather comes from the chainsaw guy
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Being Dumb, Is Not One of the Requirements.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Beware of Wolves, They Eat Rodents and Little Riding-Hood Girls.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Beware of Wolves, They Eat You!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Beware People With Faces Can Be Dangerous Aliens in Disguise.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Beware: Dangerous Mouth That Talks.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Birds and Bees are on to something sneaky...
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Birds and Bees should stick to their own routines.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Birds and bees will live happily ever after
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Birds Fly South When On Vacation In Miami.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Birds Peep And Fish Do Sign Language.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Birds That Cannot Fly Are Chickens!
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Bling Clings To My Teeth (Just Kidding)
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Blue blood means I'm dead.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Blue Prints Don't Work With Blue Pens.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Books make me self-conscious of words.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Born With Wings (Don't You Wish!)
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Brain dead can't be fixed by a brain surgeon
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Brain Dead Really Means Things Are Shut Off For the Long Run.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Brain Power Is The Best Squeezed Into Orange Juice.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Brain Storm Means You'll Be Brain Dead If Lightening Hits.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Brain Storms Are Unless In Lightening Storms.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Brains are like books, you can read them
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Brainstorm On Sunny Days.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Brainwash Is Best Done By Aliens.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Bread and Beans Make People Fart. (True Facts!)
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Break Dance Doesn't Really Result In Breaking Anything.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Break Down the House With Cool Music!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Break wind to travel the world on a boat
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Brilliance isn't about a shiny head.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Bring home money, not bacon!
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Bring me my martini with two strawberries, cream, and juice.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Bring Your Fireworks and Popcorn. It's a Big SHOW!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Bringing down the house before the tornado gets here
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Bringing Energy to Life.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Bringing Sexy Back To Brothels.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Bringing Sexy Back With Twitter
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Bush Doesn't Like Me.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Butterfly Come From Cocomos.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Buy Candy Here.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Buy Fruit and Nachos Here. (50% Off)
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Buying Clothes, Means I Gotta Wear Them.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Cakes Make You Fat. Avoid!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Call ET to book a Moon Trip for a week.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Call Me Back At 6 Lunar Hours. Thanks.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Calling me "Crazy," is Definitely an Understatement!
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Can Scientist Figure Out Science?
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Can You Please Save Waldo? He's Annoying Me With those Stripes.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Can-i-bles are veggies eaten from cans.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Cannibals Say That You Shouldn't Nibble On Ears While Dating.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Celebrations Should Start Today!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Celebrity Alert: Please autograph my t-shirt!
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Channels Are Like Currents In The Sea Of TELEVISION.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Charity Case in Da Works.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Charles Manson Was Not My Internet Buddy.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Chewing a cow is my favorite bubblegum past time.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Chewing gum is ironically made of cows
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Chewing like a cow doesn't make me moo.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Chickens are scared of squeaky doors.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Child support doesn't mean supporting child on backpack
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Chocolate Is Scientifically Proven To Given Headaches.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Chocolate is what made Wonka's factory go boom!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Chocolate is worthy food
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Chocolate makes my head spin but my heart goes boom
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Chocolate Tastes Good But It Gives Zits and Headaches
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Christmas is Funny When You Can Beat Up Drunk Santa!
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Christmas Lights In Black Holes Might Look Nice.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Citizen Of Cyber Space.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Clearly the best jokes are the ones that make you snort
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Clearly, I don't know how to write a Slogan. Why Sell Myself?
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Clearly, There Should Be Exit Signs On Bad Websites.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Clowns And Spiders Scare Me.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Clowns Without Make Up Are... Um, Losers!
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Co-Producer of this t-shirt.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Co-Star Of Horror Film.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Coffee Cures Headaches. (Free Fact)
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Coincidentally Insane.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Cold slaw should be slaughtered
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Cold... Warmer... Warmer... (You Found Me Woopie Duh!)
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Coldslaw should be slaughtered
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Columbus Didn't Discover Anything, America Was There All Along!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Come with me... on a journey to the center of the Earth.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Common sense is missing in today's anarchy.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Controlling Movement With This Stop-Motion Recording
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Cool People Assume They Should Wear Black.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Copying Isn't Original!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Cows with wings, still could not fly.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Craziness is a Form of Expression!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Craziness Is An Eccentric Form of Expression.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Creativity Comes From the Right Side of the Brain.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Dancing Is For People With iPods.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Darth Vader did Princess Leia. (Shut up, I just heard about it!)
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Darth Vader is my B__ch Puppet!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Darth Vader Should Be Advised to Use a Reflector When Jaywalking.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Darth Vader will one day wear a wig.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Defeat the purpose by finding a new hobby.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Democracy is sometimes a hypocrisy
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Destroy Terminator And All His Robotic Buddies.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Diamonds Are Forever, But the Girl Is Immortal.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Diamonds Are Forever, But The Girls Aren't.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Dictators Should Be Shot Before It Is Too Late.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Did E.T. Really Call Home? (Telephoning to Space?)
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Did You Know That T-Shirts Were Once Underwear? (True Fact)
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Did you See Niagra Falls Frozen in 1911? Very Unlikely!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Disco made the world turn around
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Do Aliens Really Live in Cocomo?
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Do mice live in golf holes?
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Do Money and Candy Trees Exist?
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Do Pineapples Come From Pine Trees?
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Does Black and White Include Greyscale?
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Don't color-code smartness
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Don't Discriminate the Rubber Duck
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Don't put the pinata on your head!
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Don't Steal, Don't Touch, Don't Look. Thank you.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Don't Worry... Everyone Is A Bit Nuts
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Don't Yell In My Face, I can Hear You.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Doubt will only make you doubt yourself
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Dracula has false teeth! (haha)
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Dracula Thought I Had Potential!
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Dracula Was Cuter With Baby Teeth.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Dragons are from surreality
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Dragons Exist In My Head And Books.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Dragons fly by my house at night
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Dragons guard my closet-entrance-doom
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Dragons Love Burning Marshmellows.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Dreams are imagination's ice cream.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Dreams are made of fluffy clouds and ice cream rainbows.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Dreams are waves of my imagination
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Each step takes me further into the successful limelight.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Each step takes me further on the ladder of life
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Earth Needs to Be Bigger, So That I Can Have a Bigger Home/Room.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Eat All You Can Eat At The Sumo Convention.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Egos Are Like Echoes... If too Big, Too Loud.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Einstein could use my brain for masterful science
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Einstein needs gel, not viagra
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Einstein picked my brain.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Elevators use the cinematic "stop-motion" effect
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Elvis Is A Zombie
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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English Is My Favorite Language.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Even in the Pool, I'm Scared of Jaws!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Everyone Has an Accent.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Everyone Liked 'Thriller,' But No One is Thrilled Anymore.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Everyone sings but not as bad as you
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Everyone Swears!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Evidently We're Living On Earth Because We Have No Choice
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Evil Is 'Live' Spelled Backwards.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Falling On Your Knees At Church Might Be Dangerous
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Fashion Is Really About Being Yourself.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Fast Cars, Big Accidents?
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Fast Food Should Be Eaten Slowly, So You Don't Choke And Die.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Fast Food Takes Too Long To Digest.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Fighting only bruises your ego.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Food is the warm soul in my belly
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Food is what keeps my motor, soul, and mouth happy.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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For Crying Out Loud... I Never Know What Day It Is!
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Fortune Teller Says: You'll be Happy And Loaded!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Freedom is like flying out into Space
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Freedom Of Speech Should Be Limited To Common Sense.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Friends should never be enemies
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Funny People Make Me Laugh.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Gagging Is Such A Horrible Word.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Gazing in the night sky to see star wars
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Generally I Like The Sound Of Music, But Not From A 1960s Movie.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Generosity Is Given In Gifts Please.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Gently Put Me To Sleep With a Stingray.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Giraffes Should Wear Helmets.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Giraffes Should Wear Helmets. (Incoming Plane)
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Give CANDY to this Stranger :)
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Give Me a Graphic And I'll Translate It Into Aesthetic Art.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Give Peace A Chance 'Someday'
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Glasses don't make you look smart. Look at Superman.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Goats and bears should be dancing too!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Going Crazy Means You're Not In-Sane.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Gold Is the Color Of My Bling Teeth. (Smile)
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Goldfish sleep with their eyes open like Liberace.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Good luck, good grief, good bye.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Good Shoes, Smart Brain.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Gravity Is Like A Magnet. I'm Stuck On Earth... Permanently.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Gravity Killed The Cat!
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Grizzly bears scare the sh__ out of me.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Grow Up Before It Is Too Late!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Guns Kill People, That Is Why I Don't Carry One.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Hairyspray makes my sideburns choke.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Happiness is big dreams and big hearts.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Have You Ever Mispelled Your Nmae?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Having A Personality Means Having An Opinion And Sticking With It
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Heavy Metal Is Too Damn Heavy For Most People.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Hello, Are You a Ghost?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Hello, I've Come To Cut Your Hair For Free (See Scissors in Hand)
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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HeMan Looks Like My Father.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Here is a Fluffy Pillow, Let's See If It Suffocates Your Mouth.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Hip Hop Is Like Rock n Roll, But With A Bit Less Guitar.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Hip Hop Without Gold Chains Is Like Fish Without Water.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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History Keeps Recycling The Same Mistakes.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Holding My Breath To Get Rid of Hiccups
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Honestly Innocent.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Hope Is Something You Hear Of, But Don't Know If It Exists.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Horror Movies Scare Me At Night Time.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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How to Become Rich: Marry Someone Who Is.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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How to Become Rich: Marry Someone Who Is.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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How to Become Rich: Use Monopoly Money!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Humans Are Complex, That's Why We Like Puzzles!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Humans Should Avoid Plastic Surgery, They Now Look Like Lions!
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Humans should wear my socks for a day
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Hypo-Chris-Y. What? It means Hypocrisy
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Hypocrisy Is Best Served With Coke and Lobster.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Hypocrisy the Best Foreign Policy.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Hypocrites Should Pay Higher Taxes.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I Am A Fan Of Star Wars!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I Ate His Liver With Some Fava Beans And a Nice Coca-cola.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I ate Princess Leia's buns. Ummm... it isn't what you think!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I beat the pinata to level the stress... and well for the goodies
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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I Behave On Weekdays, But Not on Weekends.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I Believe I Deserve an Ice cream and a Raise!
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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I Believe In Ghosts!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I believe there is a future after the past and present
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I Believe We'll All Have Vacation In Space Someday.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I blame Gooses for goose bumps!
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I blame the Gooses for goose bumps!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I Buy My Own Clothes!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I can dance the funky chicken in supermarkets
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I Can Do the Backwards Robot
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I Can Easily Mumble Underwater.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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I Can Eat Words And Speak In Typography.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I can flip a rainbow into a smile.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I Can Juggle Well With No Hands And Balls.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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I Can Juggle Well With No Hands And Balls. (It's All Mind Power)
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I can live off of coffee and pizza
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I Can Overcome Recession by Taking My Depressive Pills.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I Can Pretend to Cry... I'm Method Actor When I Need To Be.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I Can Read Minds By The Music Waves Coming From My Headphones.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I can read your thoughts throu a Kryptonite rock I have at home.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I can see a the Rainbow with My 3D Glasses. (Haha)
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I can sing like a merry-go-round
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I Can Skate Better Than Your Mother.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I Can Smell Fear Three Miles Away.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I Can Survive On Video Games, Pizza, And Sleep.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I Can Tell My Grandkids One Day, I Survived Another Stupid War!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I can tell you are lying through your teeth-shirt
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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I Can Translate Any Language Into Gibberish On Babelfish.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I cannot say certain words in public.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I Challenge You To A Water Pistol Duel!
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I Chew Bubblegum. So What?
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I climbed a mountain in my head.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I Come From A Parallel World Called 2nd Life.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I come from the 90s, now meeting you in the twenty-first century!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I Come In Peace To Star Wars!
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I Conduct Special Surveys to Pick Peoples' Brains
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I Could Grow a Moustache, But Nope (It Was Last Century's Trend)
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I Could Kill U, If I Chose To. But I'm Rational Human, so I don't
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I Could Paste Your Name On My Forehead, But I Won't!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I Dare You To Be Cooler Than Ice!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I Daydream a Wonderful Life!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I Died and Woke Up a Zombie (It Was No Dream!)
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I died in a Shakespear play, and then realized I was still alive.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I Don't Cry When I Watch Movies (You Can't Prove Opposite. Ha!)
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I don't discriminate four-eyes!
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I don't discriminate four-eyes!
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I don't doubt that you doubt life
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I Don't Eat Brain with Chianti Like Hannibal (sorry!)
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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I Don't Like Hair, But I Do Like Hair On Heads.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I Don't Like Raisins Unless In Chocolate.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I don't play poker, because my face doesn't legislatively work!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I Don't Play With Barbie, Because I am a Guy.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I Don't Steal, I BUY!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I don't think common sense is that banal anymore.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I draw sticks to build skyscrappers
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I Dream about Visiting Mars, and Grilling Marshmellows there.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I Dream Of A Future Where We All Eat Ice Cream and Sleep All Day.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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I Dreamt Of A Green Xmas with Grass Lawns and Recycle Bins.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I Feel A Little Current, I'm Not Sure If I Can Swim AcrossThe Tub
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I Feel An Urge To Cry, But I May Be Mistaken.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I Feel I Know You Better After the Accident. Hot 'Crash' Scene!
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I Feel Like Strangling You (It Was An Afterthought)
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I Feel The Need To Smack You, It's Just Temporary.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I Flew In From Space.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I Get Annoyed When You Stare.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I Get Bored Watching Chess And Golf. Action Sports People, ACTION
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I Got Lost Once, And Then Found Hope and A Million Dollars.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I got lost once...and I found my way around the world.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I Grew up into an Adult. How Boring is That?
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I Grew Up Thinking Darth was actually named 'Dark Vader.'
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I Hate Everyday of the Week, Except Weekends :)
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I hated high school!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I Have 3D Vision For This Two Dimensional World.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I Have A Cape.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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I have a good memory. (A secret: I memorized the alphabet).
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I Have an Internet Buddy Who Lives in Mars.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I Have An Internet Password To See The Virtual Globe.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I have Personality, Because I am Who I am.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I Have Potential to Become a Millionaire!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I Have Wings In My Backpack.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I hypothetically may kill you, but it is just hypothetically.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I Invent Movies In My Head.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I Invented Popcorn in the Microwave.
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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I know 2+2=4, but I still don't like math!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I Know How To Translate English to American.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I Know I Like Euros Better Than Dollars (More Money!)
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I Know I'm Capable Of Eating Meat. Seriously!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I Know Kung-Fu and I'm not Clumsy Like a Panda!
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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I Know What You Are Thinking! (You're Envious of My T-Shirt)
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I Know Where You Live, So Don't Annoy Me.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I Know You Think You Know Me. But You Don't.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I Know You Will Crown Me as King. King of Planet X.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I Know You're a Made Guy (Shh...I'm Wearing A Bug)
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I Like All Sweet things like Sugar Cane and Candy.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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I Like Calling You Names, Especially Your First and Last Names.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I Like Carousels Because They Make Me Sick.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I Like Coffee!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I Like CSI Because It is Really Fake!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I Like Cuteness... It Just Looks Proportionally Right.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I Like Eating Burgers Without the Cow and Mayo in It!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I like eating Popcorn in the movies (CRUNCH!) (Smile)
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I Like Food Because It Fills My Tummy.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I Like Food It Tastes Like Heaven In My Tummy.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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I Like Food That Tastes Good And Sits Well In My Stomach.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I Like Hugging You Because You Look Like My Fish, Cuddly Cute!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I Like Kung-Fu Panda, Because I Could Whip The Panda's Butt.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I Like Living in the Now, the Internet Bandwidth Era.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I Like Magic, it is Tricky!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I Like Mondays, When They're Holidays!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I Like Petting White Cats, It Makes Me Feel EVIL!
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I Like Pinatas, They're a Sugar-Sweet Boxing Bag.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I Like Rollercoasters it Blow Dries My Hair.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I Like Rollercoasters it Blow Dries My Hair. (See... No Hands)
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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I Like Shiny Things such as Gold, Cars, And Darth Vader's Helmet.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I Like Silence, because it Doesn't Give me Headaches!
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I like Smelling GOOD Things only!
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I Like Snorting Ice Cream, it Gives Me A Cold Rush.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I Like Sumo Wrestlers, They Give Me Hope About This Diet.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I Like Text T-Shirts that is Why This One Has Some Words.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I Like the Internet Without The Crashes.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I Like The Red Phone, It Gives Me Power And Girls.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I Like the Sound of the Sea in My Ears, Like a Sea Shell Puking.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I Like the Sound Of Thunder In The Sky.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I Like the Sound of Thunder, It Creeps Me.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I Like the Sun, The Wind, The Ferrari In My Hair.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I Like the Web, Because I'm Charlotte (username).
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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I Like Things In My Chocolate, Like Raisins and Nuts!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I Like Throwing Coins At People To See If It Brings Me Good Luck.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I Like To See You Suffer. Come on, a bit more!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I like victory it saved my life!
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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I Like Watchin Films In the Dark, Especially Star Wars and Batman
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I Like Watching Noir Films In the Dark Theater.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I Like Wearing Goggles On Rainy Days!
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I Like Wigs on Cats, It Gives Them Character and Funk.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I Like Yelling, the Doctor Says It is Good For Me.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I like you better in the 90s, you were just three then.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I Like You When Under the Piano Giving Your Last Musical Breath.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I Like You When You Were Crazy, It Was More Artistic!
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I Liked Garfield Better, When He Was Skinny and Full of Attitude.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I Liked You Better When You Were Saying YES All the Time.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I Liked You Better When You Were Sleeping in the Coffin (JK)
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I Liked You When You Were Sane, It Made More Sense!
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I Listen to Music to Channel Out!
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I Live In the United States, But It Is Really Hectic Here.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I Live On Monologues And Music.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I Love A Good Fight In The Oven.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I Love Clean, See-Through Windows.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I Love Coffee Everyday Of the Week, Except Sundays (I Sleep In)
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I Love Living in the Space Era, There is Just More Living Space!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I Love Music and the World Around Me.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I love reading letters on life signs
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I Love Rollercoasters; They Make me Sick!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I love the fresh smell of bacon and eggs in the morning.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I Love the Ice Age, Because I Could Skate A Lot.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I Love the Internet, I traveled the World For Free.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I May Die One Day... But I Rather Live Right NOW!
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I May Look Like A Statue, But I'm Not.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I Mumble in My Sleep and Underwater.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I Need A Helmet For My Headache.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I never trusted Mickey Mouse, he wears gloves! (A pro thief!).
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I Once Saved a Cat, It Scratched Me!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I Own My Own Space Shuttle!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I Pity The Fool Who Like Mr. T
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I Pity The Fool Who Likes Mr. T
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I predict another happy ending.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I prefer 2% work, and 98% inspiration
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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I prefer to receive money, then pay for every swear word said.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I prefer tricking the treaters every 30 days + halloween
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I Read Words to Make a Living in Typographical-Merry-Go-Rounds
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I ride bicycles to work as a mad man rides a carousel.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I Rock The Party With My Body. (It's a Fact)
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I role-play on my way to work
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I ruled the world with my crowned cap
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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I said 'Ouch' and saw Birdies Fly Around My Head.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I saved a dolphin in my fantastical wildlife dream
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I Say Find The Mothership... And Tell Mom ill Be There For Dinner
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I Scream Because I Feel Good Today. Woo! Woo!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I Secretly Say Things You Can't Hear. Sometimes Bad Words.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I see a rainbow under every cloud
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I See Movies In My Head.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I Sell Winning Lottery Tickets.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I should be cloned at the copy center.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I smell suspicion a mile away.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I Sniffed Kryptonite and It Made Me Fly.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I solemn to tell the truth and every secret I know (Yeah right!)
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I Sorta Look Like Elvis, Except For the Big Hair and Sideburns.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I Spoke Less When I Was a Baby!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I still believe there is a future!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I Still Like Toys!
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I stole candy from a stranger
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I strive on good luck
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I Strongly Suggest Walking Away (If You're Angry). Thanks!
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I Surf Internet Waves
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I Survived A Zombie Attack!
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I Survived Another Insanity Attack!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I survived Bush, but not this cry-sis
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I Survived Christmas with Just Cookies and Milk.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I Survived Internet Bootcamp
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I Survived Miss Piggy's Karate Chops!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I survived not due to Food, but rather Music, Movies and Internet
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I Survived On Burgers and Chips During Bush's Administration.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I Survived the Internet Crash!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I swear the world is becoming cynically congested
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I Swear We're All Going To Die From Something Except Disney World
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I Swear You Look Like Someone I know. A Superhero?
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I Switched Faces Just To Fool You.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I Talk Through Mind Waves. What am I saying?
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I Talk To My Pets.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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I Think Chucky Could Kill Jaws.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I Think Gossip and Nosiness Killed the Cat.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I Think I can Walk a Straight Line after a Rollercoaster.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I think I need a bit more Bling to this t-shirt. You Get?
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I think I need a coffee barak
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I think I need to be re-programmed. (Instructions on Back of Tee)
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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I Think Someone Is Filming Me. I Don't Want To Be On A Reality TV
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I think Superheros need to be Saved!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I Think The Yellow Brick Road Leads To Gold.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I Think We'll All Be Extinct One Day When Mad Max Arrives.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I Think We're Off To A Good Start (Another Million Its Settled)
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I Think We're Onto Something Cool: Rainbows and Unicorns.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I Think You'd Feel Less Like A Freak, If You Worked In The Circus
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I threaded this t-shirt by hand
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I touched gold and now have become a statue
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I trained my brain to be a "thinker," not a tinker.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I Tried Eating A Star, It Gave Me Heartburn.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I Tried To Be Cool, But It Just Didn't Fit the Glacier Standards.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I Want to Live Until I've Had Enough.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I Was Born With Science In Me. (Check Out My DNA For Proof).
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I Was Born With Too Much Art In Me.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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I Was Born With Too Much Music In Me.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I Was Hired To Rest On Weekends.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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I Was Hired To Work.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I Was Joking, But I Choked As I Laughed... It Ended Up Unfunny
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I Was Killed in a Movie Once, And I Came Back As A Zombie.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I Was Killed in a Movie Once.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I Was Once Sane, Now it is Just In-Sane.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I Was Reincarnated Into Medusa. If You Look, You'll Turn To Rock.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I Was the Guy With the Drill in "Hostel."
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I Watch Movies to Escape Reality!
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I Wear Sneakers (OBVIOUSLY)
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I Wear Sunglasses At Night To See The Laser Show of The Aliens.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I Wear Sunglasses At Night. But I Don't Know Why?
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I went into the forrest and the bears handed me berries.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I will not marry until I have a Darth Vader helmet to scare you
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I will wear money, if you pay me.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I woke up and there was a Space Invader in my Bed. Am I dreaming?
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I woke up half dead, not zombie, but semi
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I Woke Up Thinking I Was Superman.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I Won A Ticket To Heaven!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I Won An Award. See Trophy in Attachment on Back.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I WON The Lottery... (J.K.)
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I Won This T-shirt At Threadless!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I Won This Tee In the Lotto (this was the symbolic prize)
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I wouldn't mind if my t-shirt was made of Gold.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I Wouldn't Mind PhotoShopping My Body to Look Perfect!
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I Wouldn't Wear a Tee that says 'Frat' (Hint: Switch the R and A.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I'd Like To Rent A Place In Outer Space To See Star Wars.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I'd like to rent an Apartment in the Statue of Liberty.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I'd Like To Say Goodbye. I'm Renting a Mansion on The Moon.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I'd Vote For Myself.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I'd Wear Anything That Says "WOW!"
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I'll ask the Tooth Fairy for Extras for when I'm 80.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I'll ask the Tooth Fairy for Gold caps.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I'll Leave Math And Theories For the Geeks.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I'll Try To Keep It Simple, But Not Saying Much.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I'll Wrestle You!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I'm 100% Human. I Make Mistakes.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I'm a Chocolate Lover!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I'm A Citizen Of the World... I Google.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I'm a Coffee Love 24/7.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I'm A Comedian On Weekends And Holidays. (Book Me After 8PM, Tel)
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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I'm A Comedian On Weekends.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I'm a design... (um er)... let me visualize something for you.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I'm a Genie. I Can Read Your Mind! (Quarter Please)
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I'm a Life-Saver... Not Candy. The Real Thing!
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I'm A Made Man (Shhh... Don't Make Me Kill You)
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I'm a Paper Cut Out (Seriously!)
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I'm a radically changed person due to electrical rock music.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I'm a Rainbow Hunter, Looking for the Pot of Gold.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I'm a Science Project. (Wait 10 Seconds, and I Erupt!)
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I'm A Stranger Who Wants CANDY!
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I'm a Survivor of a Jaws Attack!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I'm a Survivor of Chuck Cheese. (sigh of relief)
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I'm A Threadless Fan!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I'm A Transformer.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I'm A Vampire By Day (... umm, By Night, I mean By Night!)
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I'm a Vampire By Night.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I'm A Ventriloquist For Darth Vader.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I'm Alienated by Aliens!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I'm Anti-Social Because All I do is Play Video Games.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I'm As Cool As Elvis, Cash, And Planet X.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I'm As Cool As Ice Cream!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I'm As Creative As A Genie.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I'm Awake Because I Just Finished My Nap.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I'm Awake, Because You Smacked Me. (Thanks!)
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I'm Aware We'll All In This Together. Planet Earth Unite!
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Certainly Looking Forward To Smoking Chocolate Cigarettes.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I'm Cool Like Bubblegum.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Dating An Alien.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I'm dead serious, but I don't want to die!
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I'm desperately loving life and all its contradictions.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Faster Than Bruce Lee. (See You Missed That Chop)
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I'm From Stepford. How May I Help You?
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Full Of Stories And Fictions.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I'm Going To Wake Up In A Dream.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I'm Happy About Being Carefully Suspicious!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I'm Happy When I Am Not Stressed, Freaking, Or Hysterical.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I'm Happy When Receiving Gifts.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I'm Imprisoned On Earth. HELP!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I'm In Awe For AWESOMENESS!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I'm insanely articulate underwater
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I'm ironically loving life and all its contradictions.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I'm Looking For An Answer To My Existence... My Mom May Know.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I'm Lucky I Look This Good.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I'm Macabre, That's Why I Watch Horror Movies and Pick Scabs.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I'm magically crunchy and delicious
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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I'm Metamorphosing Into An Adult-Pilot.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Metaphorically An Enigma.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I'm naturally smiley and content.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I'm not crazy. But you could be!
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I'm NOT Edible!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I'm Not Perfect, So Why Bother Change Me.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Not Your Shrink. Complain Elsewhere Please.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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I'm Not Your Therapist, But I Will Listen For Free.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I'm On A Roll, That's Why I Kept Going...
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Original, because I'm Unique and Creative.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I'm part of an elite superstition group.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Part of the Cool Threadless Community.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I'm Perfectly Centered In This Room.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I'm Priviledged to Live in the Digital Era... I'm a Hologram!
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Protagonist Of My Life.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I'm ready to be your mom and pop!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I'm Really Expecting Those Gold Coins You Promised Me.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I'm riding a magic wave to work
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Sarcastic, Not Purposely Ignoring You.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I'm Saving to Become RICH.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I'm Scared Of Creepy Noises in the Dark.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Scared Of Creey Noises.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Scared of Mouses, But I do Like Mickey.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I'm Scared of the Dark that is why I carry a Flash Light.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Selling Cyber-Apartments at Ebay!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I'm Silly Now, Because I Know You Like Me.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I'm Simply In Awe: I'm Amazing!
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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I'm Sort Of Roman, Because I Carry A Shield And Sword With Me.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Starting To Believe That Online Life Is also the Real World.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I'm Stuck On Earth For A Good Reason... (Hmm)
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I'm surprised by all the beauty in the world and its destruction.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I'm suspicious of paranoia.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I'm swimming in a big ocean of orchids, lillies and roses.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I'm The Coolest Person In This Room.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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I'm The Coolest Person On The Planet
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I'm The Inventor Of A One-Liner. (It's Not a Ship.)
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I'm The Kid With The BIG Dreams And Hopes.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I'm The Kids With The BIG Dreams And Hopes.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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I'm the Manager (Yes, I authorize the discounts!)
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I'm the only Survivor of Chuck Cheese Airplane.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I'm the toughest alien on the planet
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Thrilled To Have Won a Lost War. (I'm Sarcastic).
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Tired of Being Nice!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Tired Of Complaining, But It Keeps Coming To Me In Riddles.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I'm tired of useless eye-rolling or/and complaints. Useless!
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I'm trained to think karate and act like a ninja!
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Transparent Under This T-Shirt.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I'm Trippin' On Grass... The Ground!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I'm troubled by the ghost whispering into my ear
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I'm truly suspicious of that yogurt with xtra coloring and flavor
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Waiting For a Cab.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I'm waiting for a miracle to hit me in the forehead.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Waiting For My Superhero Suit. (Hint: In Mail)
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I'm worried I might be addicted to Boobies.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I'm worried that I might be obsessed with the Internet!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I'm worried that I read too many books; now can't direct the film
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Your Daddy, Sugar Daddy!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I've always been fascinated with Fire... I'm Godzilla!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I've Never Milked A Cow. What's The Big Deal?
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Ice Cream Is Tasty With A Cow Tongue.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Ice Cream Isn't Made Of Cream Or Ice.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Ice Cream Isn't Made Of Ice or Cream.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Ice cream Makes Me SCREAM! (I have no idea why?)
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Ice Picks Are Quite Dangerous If It Hits Your Eye.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Icicles Are Like Freezies If You Put Paint On It.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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If Aliens Wore Make-Up, They'd Look Happier.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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If all Wars Ended Like Star Wars, We'd Be Happy!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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If Chocolate Tasted Like Rubber, I Wouldn't Eat It!
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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If Fish Smells So Bad, Why Eat It?
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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If Gravity didn't exist we'd Float Out to Space Without Wrinkles.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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If I came out of a volcano, I'd be an awesome eruption!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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If I can't remember it, I don't miss it.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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If I Had Wings, I'd Simply Fly Away
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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If I Pinched a Hippo, would he Bite me?
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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If I Put Shelves On This Tee, I Could Sell Stuff!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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If I Talk To My Pets, And They Talk Back... No One's Crazy.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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If I Was A Scientist, I'd Test You In The Lab.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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If I wasn't provoked, I wouldn't have complained
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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If I were a cow, I'd be a fabulous steak!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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If I Were a Cow, I'd MOOO-N You.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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If I were an Alien, I'd Smack the 'Human Race' Out of YOU!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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If I were an Alien, I'd Smack the Human Race for Being Stupid!
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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If I were food, I'd be a fabulous T-Bone Rib.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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If I were King, I'd rule you!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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If I were transparent, you could see through my thoughts.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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If I'm Smiling Does That Mean I'm Happy Or Just Faking A Pose?
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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If I'm Wearing A Mask, It Means I'm Sleeping.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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If It Is A Full Moon... Howl!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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If Myths Were a Reality, Dragons Would Be Real.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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If Pigeons are Flying Above, Stop Playing Statue!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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If Red Meat is Bad For My Disgestion, Why Am I Eating Cows?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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If the Fish Are Talking to You (You're simply INSANE!)
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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If the Plane Is About To Crash, Open Your Parashit!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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If the World Was Flipped Around, We May Just Fall Out Into Space.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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If There Isn't A Good Beat, It Is Noise Not Music!
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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If We All Lived Happily Ever After, Where Is My Ferrari?
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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If you are color-blind you may think this tee is red eh?
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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If You Are Naked, I Should be Laughing.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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If you are not a Vampire or Zombie, you're definitely a mortal!
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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If You Hand Me A Screwdriver, I Can Open Your Skull... See Inside
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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If You Hit Someone Over the Head With An Iron... It Is Ironic!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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If You Lie Too Much, You'll Actually Believe You're Honest.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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If You Pee in the Pool, the Water Turns Green. Don't!
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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If You Pinch Me, I May Start to Cry. (J.K.)
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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If You Touch this T-shirt, I will turn to Gold. (Good Luck!)
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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If You're not Smart, you're Body with Suffer.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Ignorance is best when ignored.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Imagination Is All About The Creative Mind.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Imagine Handshakes Being Done as Nose Kisses. (awkward!)
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Important Policy: Piggie banks do not give back change.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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In Reality We're All Starting To Look Like Elvis To Fanatics.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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In The Afterlife, We May All Be Ghosts At A Party.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Incompetent People Should Be Banned From Full-Time Jobs.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Indecent Proposal: Make me into a great steak!
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Innocently Innocent.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Insanity is an art form for mentally insane paintors.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Insanity is letting go of Logic.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Insanity is when you say: Music Made Me Do Those Things!
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Insults Are Really Not the Best Hellos
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Intelligence Is A Smart Way To Go About With Things.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Internet Era: Happy Faces And FYI, I'll BBL
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Ipods and Pea Pods... I don't get the difference!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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iPods And Umbrellas Are Great Inventions!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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iPods Are Like Pets, They Should Have Their Own First Name.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Ironically curiosity killed that cat!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Ironically I often confuse myself with ironies
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Ironically The Best Antidote Is The Venom
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Ironically You Iron Clothes Better Than Me.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Irony Gives You Wrinkles.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Irony is best contained in a sealed jar.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Irony is best served in smacks and whistles
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Irony Is Best Served With Ice Cream.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Irony is best served with lemon aid.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Irony is such a bad satire
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Irony is What Makes Iron Man Mad.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Irony is when you are born with two left feet and walk backwards.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Irony is When You Can't Spell Your Own Name.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Irony is when you fart and say you didn't.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Irony is When You Smack Yourself in the Face By Accident.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Is Dawg Actually A Dog?
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Is it safe to say you're the BOMB? Because CIA is a bit picky.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Is The Cockpit, Really For Roosters And Mistresses?
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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It Ain't Going To Rain On Me Any MORE! I got a new umbrella!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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It Comes To My Attention That We're All Going To Die Someday.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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It is Best To Say No, Before Someone Convinces You to Say Yes.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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It Is Better To Be A Fool For A Day Then All Of Eternity.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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It is kinda boring waiting for the grass to grow.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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It is time to get Freaky... there is nothing more to do!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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It is time to start a peaceful riot
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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It Isn't Safe to Assume Anything. Karate People Can Get Shot!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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It's My Birthday. A gift for me... aww :)
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Jello Jiggles, So If I Eat It... Does It Mean I will Jiggle Too?
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Jesus Smacked An Alien, And They Revenged!
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Junk Food Is Starting To Sound Like Food Coming From Trash Cans.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Just Because She Jumps off the Bridge, Doesn't Mean You Buggy too
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Just say no to Brocoli
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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K.I.S.S. (Keep It Simple Smarty-pants)
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Keep On the Look Out For Dragons, They Really Do Exist!
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Kill monotony with a colorful life
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Kill time with a big Swatch Knife
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Laughing Hurts
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Leading An Independent Life Will Only Lead To Loneliness.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Leading Cause of Stress Is Worrying
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Leave Me Alone. I'm Independent!
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Left, Right, Left, Right, Jump, Dance, Fly!
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Left, Right, Left, Right, March, and Dance!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Let it rain on us to grow new brains for the future of humanity
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Let the sidekicks fight it out!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Let there be love in a haunted house
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Let's Be Hot and On CSI!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Let's Do The Sacred Skinny Dipping In Chocolate And Jello!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Let's Invite the Aliens for a Tea Party.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Let's Play Pretend In The Dark.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Let's Put the Music Louder, So That I can HEAR It!
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Let's Put Wings and Fly Away!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Let's ride cars, waves, and the Internet!
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Let's Sing In Unison.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Liars Should Be Chopped Into Sushi.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Licks Ice Cream Because It Tastes Good.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Life is All About Pressing the Button PLAY.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Life is definitely better without subtitles
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Life is Fun, if You are Having Fun!
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Life Without Air Is Difficulty Challenging... Isn't It?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Life Without Alien Invasions... Would Be Rather Boring.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Life without chocolate and music is dull
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Life Without Music Is Realistically Impossible to Think About.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Lion Taming Is My Favorite Form of Art.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Lions That Roar In My Face, Will Be Tamed Into Cute Kitties.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Live in the Now, 2100.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Live Now, Say Sorry Later!
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Live Slowly, Die Older.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Live Street Artist (Be On The Look Out For Fire From Mouth)
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Living Happily Ever After In A Video Game. (GAME OVER) Huh?
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Living In The Present Is Really A Gift.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Living On The Edge Is Pretty Risky.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Logic = HD (High Definition).
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Look Close Into My Eyes... You Are Now Feeling Sleepy... Sleep.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Looking to get married one day, but not today.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Lying Sometimes Is Okay, Because the Truth Hurts.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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MacGyver Tricked Me! It's ALL FAKE!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Macgyver Was Useless, He Wasn't Real!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Made Love To A Stranger Once (J.K.)
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Magic is awesome, but it is fake!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Magic is really eye-catching
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Magic is the optical-four-eye-illusion.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Magic Trick: I can create a Million colors through CMYK.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Make Me Happy by Smiling.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Make Me Smile All Day.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Make Up Ruins Facial Expressions.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Make Up Ruins My Expression
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Marriage Scares Me Like A Horror Movie
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Meet Me At 6, At The Cafe For Biscuits and Chanti.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Meet Me At Six On The Moon.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Mental Growth Is All About Eating The Right Cereals.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Metaphors Are For Sharks' With Kitty Personalities.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Metaphors is a Sorry Excuse to Not Make Sense!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Mickey Has Big Ears... Does that Mean He Has Big Feet?
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Miracles Happen When You Clap Your Hands... (TV!)
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Monday Is A Horror Movie!
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Money is not the root of all evil. Sorry to tell ya
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Money Tastes Like Dirty Paper.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Moons walks are for skeletons.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Mulder is Boring, and Scully is Hot.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Music and me. (It's personal pleasure)
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Music Can Make Me Sing All Day. Want to hear?
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Music in my orchestral gallaxy
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Music Is About Beatin On Something To Make An Instrumental Melody
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Music is genetically coded into my DNA
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Music Is Just Thumping Beats, It Doesn't Make Logical Sense.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Music is part of the World's DNA
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Music Is Sounds And Beats And Everything Neat.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Music Is What Makes My Soul Sing!
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Music keeps me moving...
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Music makes me feel the harmony breeze on a winter day.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Music Makes Me Sing, Dance, And Do Crazy Things!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Music Makes My Head Go Around, That's Why I'm Dizzy And Crazy.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Music Makes the World Go Round, and Makes Me Sing-Out-Loud!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Music saved a piano and then killed me
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Music saved me
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Music Should Play Throughout the Universe
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Mustaches are as trendy as Broccolis
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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My Alien Suit Is In the Closet. Do You Want Me To Get It?
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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My Ancestors Were NOT Apes!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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My brain doesn't need batteries
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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My Brain Is Fantastically Filled With Creativity and Logic.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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My brain is naturally smart and thinkative.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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My Brain Works To The Right Side More. That's Why I Lose Balance.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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My Current Relationship Status: NOYB (None of Your Business!)
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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My DNA is coded into the Matrix
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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My Dream Was About This Crazy Gorrilla Trying to Attack Me In NYC
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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My eyeball can beat your eyeball, because it has glasses
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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My eyebrows can dance to Mozart.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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My Face Should Be On A Dollar Bill!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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My Face Was Seen In Pre-Historical Artwork.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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My Favorite pastime is Sleeping Every Day.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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My Favorite Pastime is the Internet.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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My favorite state of mind is the one I'm in now.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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My Ferrari Is Parked Outside.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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My Head Hurts, So I Invent Crazy Stuff!
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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My Head Hurts... I think You should Stop Screaming.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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My Headphones Warm My Ears With Good Music.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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My Life Starts NOW!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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My Mom Says I'm Addicted to the Web!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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My Mom Will Come Get Me Someday. (I Hope!)
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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My Name is... Bond, James Bond.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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My Parents Are Probably Going Through A Mid-Life Crisis. Uh Huh.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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My Piggie Bank Is Going Through An Economical Crisis.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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My Piggy Bank Doesn't Like Recessions!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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My sidekick won't be Big Bird
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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My splleing is prttey bad!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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My T-Shirt Prefers To Be Above The Fold (Worth More In Ad Space)
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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My T-Shirt Transforms Into A Nun-Chuck!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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My Teeth Like Gold! (Cha-Ching! *Sparkle*)
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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My Usename is: Leave-Me-In-Peace-Before-I-Kill-Ya
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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My Wishlist Before I die: 1) Become Rich 2) Travel the World
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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My Wishlist for Today: Be Happy and Rich!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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My Wishlist for Today: Save Planet Earth!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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My Worst Fear is Not Controlling Myself.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Mystery Is Best Kept a Secret.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Never Gonna Give Up, Until You Say Stop.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Never say never when you are saying "never" in a phrase
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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No One Recycles Underwear and Socks.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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NYer's Supposely Like Apples.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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O.J. Tried To Kill Me.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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O.J. Tried To Rob Me, But I Killed Him Instead. (J.K. Sort of)
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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Obama Doesn't Like Bush.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Obama Should Pay Me For Plugging Him on My Site!
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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OCD is Cutting The Grass To See It Grow. And Then Cut Again.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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OK, I Bought This Tee And I Paid For Each Letter Printed On It.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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OMG, it is raining cats and gorillas!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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On Vacation Right Now.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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One day I'll become a Nun (Don't Tell Anyone Yet!)
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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One Day I'll Understand Why Planet Earth Exists.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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One day we will rule the earth, by ourselves in Mad Max
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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One Day We'll Meet Under the Star Blanket Sky...
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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One Day You'll Understand the Joke.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Only Celebrating My Birthdays On Leap Years.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Opinions Are Sometimes Best Kept A Secret.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Orgami is Great for Folding Your Life Into Order.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Originality is really a misconception of a good copy.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Our Brains Should Be ReCharged Like An iPod. Hook It To The PC.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Painting a full rainbow with crayons is going to be a lot of work
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Painting Is Great If You Have Talent.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Paranoia Is Taking Control of You And the TV
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Party At My House 8PM
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Patience Will Not Be A Virtue If I Continue To Wait...
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Paying Full Price is a Thing of the Past.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Paying Full Price Is No Longer A Trend.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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People From the Land Down Under, Do Not Like Being At the Bottom.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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People Looked Better When Silicone Wasn't Invented.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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People Should be Slaughtered for Spelling Mistakes!
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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People Should be Spanked for Spelling Mistakes! (J.K.)
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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People Who Drink Too Much, Should Be Smacked With a Bottle.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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People Who Fart and Choke, Should Maybe Do That Elsewhere.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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People Who Fart Have Serious Problems!
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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People Who Fart In Bathrooms Tap-Dance! (It's a disguise)
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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People who have fetishes should try speaking in metaphors
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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People who speak gibberish should shampoo my cat's meow box.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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People Who Speak In Metaphors Should Shampoo Nicholson's Crotch.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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People Who Speak In Metaphors, Drive Me Nuts!
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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People Who Speak Riddes, Should Start Giving Answers!
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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People Who Speak Riddles, Should Start Giving Answers!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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People Who Write In Happy Faces Are Internet-Nuts!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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People Who Write Slogans Have More Issues Then Me Who Wears Tees
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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People With Big Brains Tend To Think A Bit.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Pet Peeves: Stop yelling in crowded places. Whisper, whisper!
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Pets Have Too Much Free Time, They Should Vacuum Apartments.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Pick Pocketers Should Pick Hannibal's Brain. (I Dare You!)
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Pigeons should be arrested for indecent pooping in public.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Piggy Banks Should Loan Money.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Pinatas and Boxers are all the same. Hit them!
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Plane, Trains, And Cyberspace
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Planet Of The Apes Is Really Hairy Place With Bananas.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Poetry Is the Eloquent Tool I Use to Say I Love You.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Poetry kind of sucks, if you're not eloquent.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Poetry thats Rhymes, Won't Eat Make Dimes.
of 3 votes, 67% like it
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Politians Are Not My Friends.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Power Electrifies the World and Politicians
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Pre-Historic is Web 1.0.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Predators should just hunt all pinatas to extinction.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Pretty People Should Get Beaten Up in The Fight Club!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Prision Break! (it just means they're eating stolen kit kats)
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Psychologist Pick Peoples' Brains With Mind Waves.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Put On Your Red Shoes and Dance With Me!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Put Your Seat belt on... You're on the Ride of Life!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Rabbits and donkeys must be ear to ear cousins
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Rabbits Poop M&Ms.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Rain drops come from gummi bears and goose bumps.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Rainbow Hunter. (Looking for the Pot of Gold)
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Raining Cats and Dogs... (I feel Sorry for the Umbrella!)
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Raising hell with a ladder to heaven.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Rambo made me into prime meat
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Rationally Thinking Crazy Things.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Reading Web Pages, Should Count The Same As Books!
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Ready To Croak, Only In 2090.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Ready to Fly.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Realistically We're 3D In a 2D Mentality World.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Realistically you are my #1 Fan. Yes, you!
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Recession is Like Looking at a Black Rainbow. Scary!
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Regarding Human Intelligence, We're All Smarter Than We Think.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Remember Jaws? I Eat Him With A Nice Soda Yesterday.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Remember Me In Highschool?
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Remind Me To Avoid Soap Operas. I already have enough drama!
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Repeat After Me: I Can Dance If I Practice!
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Rice pudding never looked so good on paper.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Robin Hood stole my childhood
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Robin Hood stole my childhood.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Robots Can't Dance.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Robots find me magnetically attractive because of my braces.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Rock and Roll Died With Hip Hop's Takeover!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Rock n Roll Is a Good Technique For Paving Streets.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Rocky Said Knock You Out.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Rodents Should Be Exterminated, Even Mickey.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Running a Marathon in Underwear could be illegal
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Safety First! Remember To JUMP With Cape.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Santa Can Choke On The Cookies... I Better Eat Them.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Santa Doesn't Want Cookies... He Wants Beer!
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Santa Robbed Me Last Christmas!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Sarcasm is a strawberry tasting like grapefruit.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Save the Earth, Before It Blows Up!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Saved a Cat Once. (Hug Me)
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Say "Cheese." Great Smile!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Say Hello to Jesus!
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Say We Don't Need The Googles, Can You See Down There?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Say Yes to Candy but No to Crazy Strangers!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Say You Wave To Me, Am I Forced To Wave Back To A Stranger?
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Scientists Complicated Things, That Is Why We Don't Get It.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Scientists Think I'm More Alien Than Chimp.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Secrets Should Be Kept, Not Spread Out Like Peanut Butter!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Send The Bill To That Guy Over There --->
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Serving Mayo Salads On Planes Is to Test Take-Out Bags!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Shakespear Would Have LOVED TV!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Shooting Stars are Flamed Farts in Space.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Shooting Stars May Be Weapons Of Mass Destruction
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Show Me the Money Today, Tomorrow and Beyond!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Sidekicks have sore butts
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Silence is sometimes on purpose
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Singing in the rain... really means bring umbrella!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Single Since Birth.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Sitting Pretty With the Pinata In My Hands
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Skyscrappers Don't Even Touch the SKY.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Sleeping is not a disorder it is a necessity!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Slogans Are Publicity of the Pop Art Era.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Slogans Are Useless If They Make No Sense.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Slow Dance Is All About Falling Asleep To The Music
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Smack a Steak At a Vegans Face, And He'll Be Happy.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Small Dogs Are Called "TinkerBells"
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Small Talk Bores Me Big Time.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Smartness is Really Insight from the Brain
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Smile even if it is a crappy day!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Snails to French, Are Like French Fries to Americans.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Sneaky People Should Sneak Over There, Not HERE!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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So Why Did You Name Call In School?
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Someone is Praying For Me, But I'm Not Sure Who?
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Someone's Sidekick.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Stalkers don't give candy
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Staring Can Make You Go Blind. (Well, Maybe)
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Stereotypes Has Nothing To Do With Stereos.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Still Looking For Waldo, Even After Out-Of-Stock.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Stop Time... take a Snapshot of Moment in Your Life.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Strangely you are still a stranger
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Strangely, I want candy from a stranger... now.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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strangely, we're all lovin' life on this blue planet
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Super-powers comes with a plea for insanity kit.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Superman gave me a bodycheck, and flew off that way!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Superman is really a four-eyes!
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Superman stole my guns
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Superman wears clean under-tights.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Superman Wears Super Underwear.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Surrealism is really just an artistic trend.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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Survived Two Years Eating Macaroni.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Swearing is prohabitated on Earth
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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swimming in millions, but don't have change right now. sorry
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Talking To Walls Bores Me. I Prefer Monologues With You.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Technology Is Killing My Batteries.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Teddy Bears Like Me.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Teddy Bears Make Me Scream and Yell for More Hugs.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Terminator will kill cockroaches from your kitchen
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Termintor should kill cockroaches from your kitchen
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Terrified of Creepy Noises
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Terrorists with Tear me up.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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That Song Sounds Familiar Is It From 2050?
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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The "ice cream" forced me to yell at you.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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The 'Paradise City' May Be Located in Hawaii.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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The 7th Art Is In Me.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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The Aliens Are Waiting For Me To Surrender. (NEVER!)
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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The Answer is Very Simple: Think and You'll Find It!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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The Best Answer is Always the Right One! (Duh!)
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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The Best Cure For Death Is LIVING.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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The Best Jokes Are The Silent Ones (Get It? Clearly Not!)
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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The Best Part Of The Day Is The Movie Ending.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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The Best Route is Knowing Where You Are Going.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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The Best Solution For Peace, Is Never Starting the Fight.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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The Best Thing to do in a Plane Crash is: YELL!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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The best thing to do is to avoid nutsy strangers.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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The best way to not arguing is to avoid confrontation.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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The Birds Have Confused me for Food.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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The Chimps Dressed Up In Alien Suits To Trick Us.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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The further you are, the close you are to the future.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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The further you are, the closer you are to the future.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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The Future Is Now... Just Wait for Me!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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The Gingerbread man does not get nauseous
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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The Internet Is All About Connecting With the Right People.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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The Land of the Unknown is Really Lost on the Map.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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The light saber is glued to my pancho.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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The man on the moon wants to call you via skype.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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The Million Dollar Question: Can I Photocopy Bills?
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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The Moon Walk Should Really Be Done On The Moon.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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The Moon Will One Day Lunar Over the Cow.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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The Moon Will One Day Lunar Over the Cow.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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The Muffin Man Should Be Shot. Plain and Simple.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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The nuts are best eaten from a bowl than in the Wilderness.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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The Paradise City Was Lost In The Windy City Of Chicago.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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The party is going to start with my tap dancing
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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The Problem With Being Too Honest Is Someone Will Think It'sa Lie
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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The Problem With Logic is... I Don't Get It!
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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The Rabbit Just Screwed the Magician (Sorry. Show Cancelled.)
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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The Smurfs Painted Me Blue! That's the Only Way In Their Lair.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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The Solar System Sent Me A Shooting Star Invite
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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The Stupid Unicorn Poked Me In the Eye.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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The Three Little Piggies Result In A Lot Of Bacon.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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The wilderness may include gummi bears.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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The Word 'Fart' Scares Me.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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The Word AWESOME, Makes Me Smile!
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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The XXI century is ready for more hope, change, and good music!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Therapy Is The Best Music Treatment.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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There Is Too Much Space In Outer Space.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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There's a Planet Out That's Named After Me.
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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There's a Planet Out There That's Named After Me.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Think Big, And You Just May Just End Up In A Big Bird Suit.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Think Big, And You May Just End Up In A Big Bird Suit.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Think Positive, And Something Good May Happen If Santa Allows It.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Thinking out loud may be hazardous
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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This T-shirt Certifies that "I am Talented."
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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This t-shirt is protecting me from pollution.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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This T-shirt Says: We're All Winners in Life!
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Tickle my funny bone.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Time Flies When You're Sleeping.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Time Flies, when You're Awesome!
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Time is an Illusion of the Mind.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Time Is Really About Keeping Memories.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Time Is Relatively Related To A Cousin Of Mine.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Time Is Still Because I Took A Photo.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Time Melts in Dali's Paintings, But It Lives on in Our Minds.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Tired Of Celebrating!
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Tired Of Fake Heroes (Get Some Real Ones Hollywood!)
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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To Be An Extravagant Singer, Requires Sleeping With Eyes Open.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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To Be Fair, Little People Are Obligated To be Smaller Than Me!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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To Be Or Not To Be Looks Like an Affirmation and Not a Question.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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To Become A Genius It Requires Glasses and Brains.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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To Receive Three Wishes, Guess Who I Am? (Wrong)
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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To think, create, share, inspire, and connect--is what drives me!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Trained to be the smartest living organism on the Planet.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Try holding a Puppy Face the Whole Day. It ain't EASY!
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Try Me! (30 Days Trial)
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Try Spelling Pizza backwards... Az Zip It!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Twisting My Fake Mustache Like in Analog Days.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Um, Stupid... I'd Wear This.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Under oath say "I-ce- Cream"
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Under the table you will find Australia
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Under-a-rrest really means nap time.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Understating something is avoiding the sugar-coating part.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Unicorns Apparently Like Shish Kebabs.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Unicorns Are Frickinawesome!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Unicorns Should Broil Shish Kebabs!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Unicorns Should Not Poke People in the Butt.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Unicorns Should Wear Fanny Packs.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Unique is really about having a heart shaped birth mark.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Vampires bite their tongues when chewing gum
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Victory Comes When You Least Expect It.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Video Games Are My Favorite Non-Brainer Activity.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Video Games Makes My Life Interesting (Am I a Geek?)
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Waiting For a Miracle To Hit My Eye, and Make Me See Better.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Waiting For Hannibal to Eat My Brain With A Nice Chianti. (J.K.!)
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Waiting for Obama to Save Us and Superman.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Waiting For Santa To Deliver The Goods!
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Waiting Here For The Mosh People To Get Me.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Waking Up Is Harder To Do Than Falling Asleep.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Walk The Line With a Little Sip Of Red Bull. Difficult eh?
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Warning: While Hunting, Please Remember to Not Shoot Colleagues.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Was Once Happy On A Weekend.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Waves come from shells. I can hear them inside.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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We know we are wrong, when we are totally right about the mistake
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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We were once in Love, but the Love Boat is no longer on air.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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We're All Destined To Lose Sometimes, But I Still Prefer To Win.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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We're all dreading that typical happy ending. Give me Action!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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We're All Paranoid, So Why Bother Pointing It Out.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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We're All Playing It Dumb, Until Someone Finds Out We're Smart.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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We're All Struggling to Accept Death n the Afterlife as a Zombie
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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We're All Surviving Due to O2 And Non-threatening Alien Attacks.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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We're All Surviving From Money From Piggy Banks.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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We're All Surviving On Air And iPods.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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We're All Surviving On iPods and Game Boys.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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We're Born Humans And Then Tranform Into Aliens In Our Teen Years
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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We're Depending Too Much On The Politicians!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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We're Landing On the Moon Someday, But Not Right This Moment.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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We're On A First Name Only Basis.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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We're On To Something Glamourous With Fur And Beer.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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We're on to the greatest discovery of mankind: FOOD!
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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We've all lost weight because we're lying
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Weapons Of Mass Construction Build Skyscrapers.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Wearing t-shirts since 1800s
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Welcome, To My World.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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What Drives Me Nuts Are Lunatics!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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What Was Funny Was That Comedian On TV, He Was Wearing A Wig!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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What's Silly Is You Look It.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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What's So Wrong If Santa Takes A Break, Everyone Needs A KitKat?
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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What's worse then Liking is Being Addicted!
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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What's Wrong With Humanity? (We Make Too Many Friggin' Mistakes!)
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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What's wrong with Irony? It keeps everyone guessing
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Whatever happens, I'll keep this a secret between us and god
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Whats Wrong With Making Popcorn With a Lighter? (It's Very Stupid
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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When Out At Sea, Bring A Roll Of Life Savers.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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where's my god damn steak?
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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While Crossing Roads, Deers Should Wear Reflectors.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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While In Distress, Take Two Chill Pills and Call Superman!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Who Ever Made Up The Robot Dance Must Be Nuts! Robots Can't Dance
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Why Admit To A Crime, When You're Innocent?
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Why Are Gods Always Wearing Robes and Full Of Themselves?
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Why Are Goldfish Orange?
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Why Complain, When You Can Write A Complaint In This Book.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Why do people picket-pocket their noses?
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Why Do People Yell, When They Cannot Hear?
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Why Do Uglies Beat On Pretties in Fight Club? Because They Can!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Why do you iron your clothes? Because it is ironic.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Why Stop When You Are Winning?
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Wild life is wildly popular among leos
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Wild Life, Seems To Savage For Me.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Wildlife is definitely too adventurous for me.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Willy Wonka is a little crazy in the chocolate cabeca
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Woke Up From Coma Today, Tour Me Around The World, Please.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Working on My
Fluorescent Light Tan.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Yelling Is Not Permitted In This Small Environment.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Yoda Drinks Soda
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Yodi Killed Garfield. (It clearly was an Accident)
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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You are missing the point. (Stop)
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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You Call This Real Life?
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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You can save the world by pushing this special button.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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You Cannot Rule the World, Without Money!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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You hot like pepper and chocolate!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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You look amazing today :)
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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You may be standing still, but time still moves on.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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You May Get Brainwashed In A Thunder Storm!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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You May Get Brainwashed On Rainy Days.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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You Rock, Because You Put the Music ON!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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You save the world by pushing this special button.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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You'd like Beautiful in the Renaissance Era!
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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You'll be less scarred if Jaws eats you WHOLE.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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You're Feeling Sleepy... Sleep.(You May Be Under Hypnosis)
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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You're like My Favorite Stranger!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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You're My Dream Come True (umm... Maybe Not)
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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You're my secret admirer.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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You're Only Dead When You Realize You're Not Awake!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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You're Too Close To Me. 1 Meter Please.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Zombies are Boring... Give the dead a rest!
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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