Don't you know what time it is??
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I will not spill something on this shirt.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Unique New York. Repeat 5 times fast.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I'm too sexy for _________.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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...and fade to black.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Save a horse; ride a dinosaur.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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punctuation its overrated
of 29 votes, 34% like it
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punctuation its so unnecessary
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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might as well face it: i'm addicted to air.
of 25 votes, 44% like it
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sweet dreams are made of ________.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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hello, i'm anonymous.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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cinnamon synonym
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Spellcheck is for the weak.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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Every time I learn something new, something old falls out.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Paul is NOT dead
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Whatever's clever
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I refuse to curb my enthusiasm.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I'm not conceited; I'm convinced.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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simon says: stop relying on him to tell you what to do.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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simon says: stop, drop, and roll.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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simon says: clap your hands!
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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sleepwalker: do not disturb
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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i'm really sleepwalking
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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it only appears as though i'm awake
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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simon says: stop looking at me
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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here's my bling
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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energy is everywhere
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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my hair is my fur
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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strike first, strike hard, no mercy
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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you don't know how it feels
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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this must be where pies go when they die
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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i'm wearing headphones for a reason
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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cold front passing through
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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swing yer partner round and round!
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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me ar gud at speling an gramur
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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i know my colors!
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Tonight: Wang Chung
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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chuck, chuck, bo buck, bonanafana fo...
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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hi. my name is joe. i work in a button factory.
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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jazzed
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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super powerful
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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it sure beats flippin' burgers
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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shifty-eyed
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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yes, darling
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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sweaty armpits
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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i have an invisible tail
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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dead on arrival
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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let freedom ring (go braless!)
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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deeply pondering
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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smarter than i appear
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Not only the president, but also a client.
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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Unemployable.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Yes, I am employed.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper.
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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Survey Says...
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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I dance like Re-Run
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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I dance like Carlton Banks
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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The Fresh Princess
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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i support myself
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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happy to be stuck with you
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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feigning interest
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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your honor student does not know karate
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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very superstitious
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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how do i look? i must say i'm amazed.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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I am the Lone Ranger
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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See You run. Run, You, run!
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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See Me run. Run, Me, run!
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Metal Detector
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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Hilarity Detector
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Sarcasm Patrol
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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This is my sad face
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: aaaarrrrr!
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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I was beamed here.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Ain't Nobody Dope as Me
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Sing out loud.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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If you don't dance, you ain't no friend of mine.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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Use the Crane Technique
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Miyagi know karate
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Beware of the Flying Monkeys
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Psyched
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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This is for my people: the party people
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Sherriff John Brown
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Super Duper Party Pooper
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Killjoy Incorporated
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Slack-jaw Yocal
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Be dull, boring, and omnipresent
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Live in a swamp and be three-dimensional
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Be tasteless, rude, and offensive
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Put a live chicken in your underwear
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Get all excited and go to a yawning festival
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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C0urteous, Kind, and Forgiving
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Chronic Jaywalker
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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i am walking my invisible dog
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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talkin' bout my generation
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Hello, I'm radioactive. Let's shake!
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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zero zilch nada null
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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One is the lonliest number
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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Hand Check!
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Wooly Bully
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Slappy McHappy
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Rumple McStiltsken
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Shady McCool
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Here's my shoulder -->
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Simon Says: Square dance!
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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3, 2, 1... contact
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Cat's Pajamas
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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sharing is caring (this is a stick-up)
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Infamous= More Than Famous
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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God Save the Virgins
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Happy, Joyous, and Free
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Jive Talkin'
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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I'm lost, but I've gone to look for myself.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Left-Wing Reactionary Nut-Bar
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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silly monkey
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Life is nothing if you're not obsessed.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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With Mogwai comes much responsibility.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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I make the illogical logical.
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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This is me before I enter the pupal stage.
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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It's the Fratellis!
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Shame, shame, I know your name!
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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No pen... no write... no sign!
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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The Cliffs of Insanity!
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Mischief. Mayhem. Soap.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Rule #1: You do not talk about Fight Club.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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One Schrute Buck
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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they shoot horses, don't they?
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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yeeoowza!
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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Bring Back Festivus!
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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let us do the amigo salute!
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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Celebrate Festivus!
of 48 votes, 2% like it
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Cooties are real
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Cootie Exterminator
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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creepy is the new shady
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Phunky
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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I love my country, but I fear my government.
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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People are scary.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Sector 7G
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Start the reactor. Free Mars...
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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having paranoid delusions
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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See you at the party, Richter!
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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this is only a lucid dream
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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I dance like Elaine.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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The Jerk Store called, and they're out of you.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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you have chosen poorly.
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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you have chosen wisely.
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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we are nihilists. we believe in nothing.
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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i believe in elves
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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I'm on you like a bum on a sandwich.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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I love you like hippies love trees.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Smiling and Nodding
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Fridays Rule. Mondays Drool.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Anti-Mondays.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Oh, Candy Man. Oh, Salty Dog.
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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I Love The Pill
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Mrs. McFly
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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I love DeLoreans.
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Combat Lonliness
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Save Britney Spears
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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My cypher keep movin' like a rollin' stone.
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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I call dibbs!
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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Tag: You're It!
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Smurf this!
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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I have bad habits.
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Clairvoyant
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Easily Coerced
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Shoeaholic
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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I hate celebrities.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Tuxedo in disguise.
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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Prom dress in disguise.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Sweater in disguise.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Livin' the dream 'cause I am clean.
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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Gary Busey is stalking you.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Moustache Rides: 5 cents
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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i'm not beautiful like you; i'm beautiful like me
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Therapy is expensive; popping bubble wrap is cheap. Your choice.
of 48 votes, 40% like it
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Sodukaholic
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Desperately Seeking Waldo
of 47 votes, 26% like it
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Scrumptrulescent!
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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There is no "try;" there is only "do."
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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stronger than ever
of 48 votes, 2% like it
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alright, stop: collaborate and listen.
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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The longest journey is from the head to the heart.
of 48 votes, 2% like it
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Your actions speak so loudly I can't even hear what you're saying
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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You have new messages!
of 48 votes, 2% like it
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Friend is a Four-Letter Word
of 48 votes, 2% like it
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Fresh out of prison
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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See ya later, alligator!
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Beware of Falling Rocks
of 48 votes, 2% like it
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Caution: You will get wet on this ride.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Hey you guuuuuyyyyyyyss!
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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I'm Higher Powered
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Smart women finish first.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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Ooh, did I hurt your feelings?
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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Due to my graphic nature, viewer discretion is advised.
of 50 votes, 26% like it
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I'm not shy; I'm studying my prey.
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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Sanity Happens
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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MacGyver Fan Club
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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"Unique New York. " Repeat 4 times.
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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Dirty Deeds (done dirt cheap)
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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I'll be your Romeo.
of 48 votes, 2% like it
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I'll be your Juliet.
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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Sweetness and Light
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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I am the egg-man
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Keepin' it UNreal.
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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Today is a gift; that's why it's called the present.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Single and Serene
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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Ever met an angel? Allow me to introduce myself...
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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I am blessed.
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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Have you seen my marbles? I seem to have misplaced them.
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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I pick my friends, and I pick my nose. So, what's next?
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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Simply Sweet
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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I lost my marbles... can I have yours?
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Do you like me? Circle: YES or NO
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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Witty and Wise
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Single and Sane
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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I'm a kid: that's my job.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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What would Miyagi do?
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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I don't know Jack... do you?
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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There ain't no party like a Scranton party.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Thanks a lot, Stinky McPoopPants!
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Oh, cheese 'n rice!
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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If there was a problem: yo, I'd solve it.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Yes, that is my natural aroma.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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The thingamabob is next to the whatchamacallit
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Put the two things in the thingy
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Mrs. ___________
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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It's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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Whatever's clever!
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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