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of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Everyone, please! Take off your pants!
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Believe Steve
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I have no sun tan whatsoever...I'll haunt you with my whiteness
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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It feels like I'm giving birth to the anti-christ! Damn burrito..
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Now we play the waiting game...
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Ask me about this shirt...Please?? I'm so lonely...
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Caulk! Delicious caulk!
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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You say potato, and I say, potato! Wait...
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Marvel at the pure awesomeness of my shirt!
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Take off your lollerskates & ride the roflcopter!
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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If I only had a brian...
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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The people here only exist so I can look better by comparison
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Come, stand beside me (so I can look better by comparison)
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Donuts are my weakness...don't tell anyone
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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This shirt gives me a rash, but I still wear it 'cause it's cool
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Canadians listen to Zed Zed Top
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Try not to look at me
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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BACK OFF!!! (I just farted)
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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You deserve a swift kick in the pants
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Donuts make me smile on the inside
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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My other shirt is way more clever, I swear...
of 40 votes, 28% like it
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The back of my shirt needs a massage
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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If you're reading this, my powers of invisibility have failed
of 38 votes, 37% like it
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This is the most comfortable shirt ever! Jealous?
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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My shirt doesn't like you, that's why it's on me
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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Welcome to my shirt: A larger, yet functional napkin
of 48 votes, 29% like it
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It's a possible ability
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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