Morpheus Slipped Me the Red Pill
of 63 votes, 17% like it
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Womans Right to Choose! (Cook or Clean)
of 63 votes, 21% like it
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America is Great! (well, except for the south)
of 63 votes, 8% like it
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Reformatting the World 1kb at a Time
of 63 votes, 17% like it
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God's Gift To Women (with an awesome return policy)
of 63 votes, 21% like it
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Let Me Spam Your Inbox
of 63 votes, 21% like it
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I'm Wearing my Smarty Pants
of 63 votes, 25% like it
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As Dumb As I Look
of 63 votes, 17% like it
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Sorry I'm Assdelxic
of 63 votes, 6% like it
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Cleverly Disguised Ninja
of 63 votes, 22% like it
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Impromtu Sexual Education Teacher
of 63 votes, 17% like it
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Hooked on Phonics is Phun!
of 63 votes, 17% like it
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Jobs are for Coporate Sell Outs! (Can I Borrow $5.00?)
of 63 votes, 19% like it
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There's No Place Like Hawaii. There's No Place Like Hawaii.....
of 63 votes, 8% like it
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Shhh, I'm in my Happy Place
of 63 votes, 17% like it
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America the Free! (Bargain Bin of The New World!)
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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Taller Than You (deal with it shorty)
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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Where we're going, we don't need roads....
of 63 votes, 16% like it
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In an abstract world, I am the norm
of 64 votes, 17% like it
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He/ar/t
of 63 votes, 5% like it
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Alzeimers: Meet New People You've Met Before!
of 64 votes, 16% like it
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He Who Laughs Last, Doesn't Really Get The Joke.
of 63 votes, 38% like it
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Blind People Find Me Hard to Read
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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I don't speak Spanish.
of 63 votes, 11% like it
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I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
of 63 votes, 10% like it
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An al/bum/ covers
of 63 votes, 11% like it
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Tase Me Please! (Internet Martyr in the Making)
of 63 votes, 8% like it
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1337 = Can't Talk to Girls, Still Lives with Mom
of 63 votes, 11% like it
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U h8 Me 4 Usng Shrt hnd.
of 63 votes, 8% like it
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The Sexual-Harrassment Panda
of 63 votes, 8% like it
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Because I'm Edgey
of 63 votes, 6% like it
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50% Naughty 40% Nice 10% Other
of 63 votes, 8% like it
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WWHSD? (What Would Homer Simpson Do?)
of 63 votes, 10% like it
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Zomg Lewzer
of 63 votes, 8% like it
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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Kill the body, the head will die.
of 63 votes, 8% like it
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Still Humping the American Dream
of 63 votes, 10% like it
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Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?
of 63 votes, 10% like it
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Useless Talent No.307
of 63 votes, 17% like it
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A donut without a hole, is a Danish
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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"Au Revior Gopher" - Jean Paul Satre
of 63 votes, 11% like it
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Zed is Dead
of 63 votes, 11% like it
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Royale w/Cheese
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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I'm Assuming You All Have Guns and Crack
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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There is no Project Mayhem
of 63 votes, 10% like it
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When Hell is Full, the Dead will Purchase Condos in Miami
of 63 votes, 10% like it
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Don't Label Me! Catalogue Me Alphabetically!
of 63 votes, 22% like it
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Not Your Font
of 63 votes, 8% like it
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525,969.2 minutes = 1 year
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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Nothing to see here, move along.
of 63 votes, 16% like it
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One to make a difference. One Million to make a statistic.
of 63 votes, 19% like it
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Everytime you read my shirt, god kills a kitten.
of 63 votes, 17% like it
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Free! Take one
of 63 votes, 11% like it
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Sole survivor of a Ninja ambush
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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Give me $5.00 (I don't make the rules, I just wear the shirt)
of 63 votes, 22% like it
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Bono is a Racist. (there I said it)
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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<------ Armpits ------->
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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Wtf do you mean Ttyl!?!?
of 63 votes, 11% like it
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<(0o<) (>- -)>
of 63 votes, 10% like it
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Xy Xx
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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Out of 600 million, I swam the fastest
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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