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berrynoir
berrynoir aka Annie is a 30.48 year old girl, has been a member since October 14, 2007, has scored 9,700 submissions, giving an average score of 1.62, helping 114 designs get printed.
Those not evolved enough to comprehend Darwin almost disprove him
of 55 votes, 13% like it
Darwin: setting the bar by which we can measure idiocy.
of 56 votes, 16% like it
All plants are carnivorous, and we add nutrients.
of 54 votes, 4% like it
Just say no! to strangers with candy
of 55 votes, 5% like it
When you've failed at everything, try skydiving.
of 58 votes, 19% like it
I need a new roommate. All the others were found dead.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
Conserve space & combine cemetaries & golf courses.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
Karma is so predictable.
of 55 votes, 20% like it
Born Again Buddhist
of 56 votes, 16% like it
I don't "chat" - I converse.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
Intelligent design (but disappointing content).
of 55 votes, 22% like it
Open your mind (I promise your brain won't fall out)!
of 55 votes, 27% like it
I have a problem learning to say no to strangers with candy.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
Please ignore this t-shirt, I wrote it while I was on Ambien
of 54 votes, 9% like it
Bluetooth: Making it harder to tell who's crazy since 1994
of 57 votes, 33% like it
The Internet: a magical place where all men are taller
of 55 votes, 13% like it
Well qualified to make a mess
of 53 votes, 11% like it
Underneath this humble shirt there lies the soul of a cheapskate.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
What does your t-shirt mean?
of 53 votes, 11% like it
You can prove anything with logic. God.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
Placebo is a funny word. It makes me feel good.
of 53 votes, 26% like it
When I die, who's going to be the center of the universe?
of 53 votes, 13% like it
My parents don't understand my t-shirt.
of 53 votes, 26% like it
Baby, we go together like racism and ignorance.
of 53 votes, 26% like it
Don't keep an open mind, you might lose your brain!
of 53 votes, 11% like it
Are you afraid to open your mind because your brain will fall out
of 53 votes, 26% like it
Sense: not common enough
of 56 votes, 29% like it
Who said sense was common?
of 54 votes, 24% like it
You can read. I love that about you.
of 84 votes, 38% like it
I don't want to be nice to you, but I'm afraid of karma.
of 75 votes, 29% like it
Karma scares me. I don't want to be a dung beetle.
of 73 votes, 18% like it
If a picture's worth 1000 words, this shirt's worth .11 pictures.
of 73 votes, 30% like it
I'm not lying, it's just that my pants are very flammable.
of 75 votes, 33% like it
There is no God, but by all means keep killing each other.
of 72 votes, 24% like it
If a picture is worth 1000 words, this shirt is nearly worthless.
of 71 votes, 24% like it
I couldn't afford the shirts with pictures.
of 71 votes, 31% like it
I would mind my own business but yours is more interesting.
of 71 votes, 34% like it
i liked you better online
of 68 votes, 19% like it
You looked cuter on-line.
of 67 votes, 18% like it
Eating beef is wrong. I prefer veal.
of 70 votes, 20% like it
I like your :)
of 70 votes, 17% like it
Bipartisanship: I will hug your elephant if you will kiss my ass!
of 70 votes, 23% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
"It was a dark and horny night..."
of 56 votes, 16% like it
1.Food 2.Water 3.Shelter 4.Clothing 5.Valium
of 57 votes, 11% like it
Afraid to believe in Karma.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
Are you paying attention? There will be a test later.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
ask me about my bad attitude.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
Based on the bestselling novel.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
Classic Combos: wine & cheese, fish & chips, racism &
of 2 votes, 0% like it
Do you grasp the meaning behind this shirt?
of 34 votes, 3% like it
Don't feel bad, some of my best friends are idiots.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
God doesn't believe in me.
of 57 votes, 7% like it
gyre & gimble
of 36 votes, 6% like it
I blog, therefore I am.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
I don't feel superior. I AM superior.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
I don't want to be nice to you, but I'm afraid of bad karma.
of 64 votes, 14% like it
I love drama, I hate manufactured manipulation.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
I might sleep with you. I have low self-esteem.
of 57 votes, 19% like it
I'd Woot that!
of 57 votes, 11% like it
If a tree falls in the woods, do the other trees cry?
of 56 votes, 16% like it
If at first you don't succeed, try skydiving!
of 56 votes, 9% like it
If you stop talking now, I'll never be sure that I don't like you
of 56 votes, 14% like it
Just so you know, this is all going in my blog....
of 56 votes, 14% like it
Karma: Cosmic Recycling
of 65 votes, 18% like it
Polar Bears are cool by nature.
of 56 votes, 21% like it
Sense: They said it was common. They were wrong.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
sex begets babies. oral sex begets orgasms.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
Shirts with words speak for themselves.
of 57 votes, 18% like it
This shirt speaks for itself, so you have no need to speak to me.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
This was a book before it was a shirt.
of 57 votes, 16% like it
What's that on your t-shirt?
of 34 votes, 9% like it
Why buy the cow when milk costs $1.99?
of 40 votes, 10% like it
You would never get so lucky.
of 43 votes, 12% like it

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