Zombies can't eat me if I stop, drop, roll, and chop the head off
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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Play that funky country music white trash!
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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"I'm high on LIFE! ...and crack."
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Showers are just for people who have run out of deodorant.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Showers are just for people who have run out of perfume
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Few people have read my shirt and lived...
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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They fought for our freedom... to wear shirts with funny slogans!
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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This used to be my maths book! Recycling is fun!
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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Gift Idea for necrophiliacs... Just add casket.
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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I'm 30% Nutrasweet
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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I stole your identity. You should really buy a shredder!
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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100% Royal Canadian Blended
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Interpol and placebo = Same people?
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Slogan! ^_^
of 50 votes, 0% like it
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My OCD is SO bad, I worry about other people leaving my oven on!
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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Don't be a doormat. Be an Awning!
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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WANT IS GOOD
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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It was Professor Plum in the Living Room with the Candlestick!
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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RUN CASTRO RUN!
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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You are the 45th illiterate to attempt to read this.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Just wave your flag and we'll come find you
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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Stop wishing for world peace! You'll jinx it!
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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I found Waldo and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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The Patriot Act. Taking your personal freedoms since 2001.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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What the dear?
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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...and they all lived crappily ever after.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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I'll be your Prozac
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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I'm a Shrinky-dink. Just Add Water and watch me grow!
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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NASCAR SUCKS
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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My hat is a lot more interesting than my shirt. I assure you
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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No! You can't borrow my phone.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Instead of reading my shirt.You could've thought of a funny idea.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Dawn Of The Dumb
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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I less-than-three you very much
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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