My mp3 player has more memory than I do.
of 53 votes, 34% like it
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you're my favorite stranger
of 52 votes, 25% like it
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Don't stare at me. It makes me feel awkward about staring at you.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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At least my shirt is good-lookin'.
of 63 votes, 21% like it
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I need my own theme song.
of 64 votes, 23% like it
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Fashionably Late
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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I accept cash, check, money order, and PayPal.
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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I NEVER Exaggerate!
of 66 votes, 26% like it
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I relish condiments.
of 70 votes, 39% like it
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Time Flies When You're Asleep
of 66 votes, 12% like it
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maybe we're the hostile aliens
of 64 votes, 16% like it
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I'm the one and only ME
of 65 votes, 6% like it
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I'm easily distracte- I'm hungry.
of 65 votes, 26% like it
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You'll remember this.
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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music keeps me sane
of 62 votes, 18% like it
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You're My Second Favorite
of 62 votes, 18% like it
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Save the Jukeboxes
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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To be; that is the answer.
of 62 votes, 15% like it
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Someone in a T-Shirt Loves Me
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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2 - 1 = lonely
of 62 votes, 16% like it
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I'm a hero - undisguised
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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Thinking of You
of 61 votes, 8% like it
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But if Wishes Were COWS, We Could Eat Them!
of 63 votes, 16% like it
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Well, It's This or Flippin' Burgers
of 64 votes, 22% like it
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I'm Especially Special
of 64 votes, 17% like it
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I'd go crazy... but I'm already there
of 62 votes, 18% like it
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So this is what a nervous breakdown feels like.
of 63 votes, 21% like it
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I Crave Cowboys
of 63 votes, 8% like it
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I Think I Left My Away Message On
of 63 votes, 16% like it
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My Favorite Color is Transparent
of 64 votes, 23% like it
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The Answer is Definitely Maybe
of 68 votes, 44% like it
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I'm Right, & I'm Tired of Arguing
of 66 votes, 32% like it
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...niaga yrt dluohs I ebyaM
of 62 votes, 16% like it
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I'd Rather Be... Doing Anything Else
of 63 votes, 17% like it
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Cubicle Sweet Cubicle
of 64 votes, 17% like it
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I'm Vibrant!
of 64 votes, 5% like it
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My mp3 player is cooler than yours.
of 63 votes, 5% like it
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Sometimes I Wish I Could Tap Dance
of 62 votes, 11% like it
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I wished I'd taken Karate lessons.
of 62 votes, 6% like it
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I'm having a GOOD hair day!
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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Don't Get Mad - Get Plaid!
of 61 votes, 8% like it
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Pirates ARR the Best
of 61 votes, 18% like it
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Don't Ask Me, I'm Just A T-Shirt
of 62 votes, 11% like it
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you were in my dream next week
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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I'm eclectic!
of 61 votes, 13% like it
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Could you repeat that in Braille?
of 63 votes, 19% like it
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I'm a ninja cowboy lumberjack fireman gladiator. Who're you?
of 61 votes, 18% like it
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Free food? Where?
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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If No Response, Please Hug & Try Again
of 61 votes, 28% like it
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This is the best t-shirt I've ever worn!
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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Watch me! Watch me!
of 61 votes, 2% like it
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Where's an armadillo when you need one?
of 61 votes, 16% like it
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It's just a little dirt...
of 61 votes, 5% like it
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The Best Things in Life are TEA
of 61 votes, 8% like it
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I'd make a really good penguin.
of 62 votes, 31% like it
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i wanna be a kid when i grow up
of 61 votes, 13% like it
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I've Been Trained to Handle this Situation
of 61 votes, 20% like it
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Man Up or Move Out!
of 61 votes, 2% like it
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