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professorE
professorE aka Ethan (or Evan, or Treat, whatever) is old and has been a member since March 27, 2007, has scored 6,307 submissions, giving an average score of 2.26, helping 145 designs get printed.
So I half-ass separated the falling bear from this scene and thought it would be funny to do stuff with it. Originally it was going to be an animated .gif and then just a funny scenario then I just got bored.

Take these and make something funny with them and post them here. It's Saturday, I know you all don't have anything better to do...

HERE.

I'm a tall skinny freak.
...I joined this place.

How are you guys (and gals) doing?
Okay, I have to work this out on paper and I thought you all could help.

There's this object that I want badly. It is no longer made and pretty hard to find. There is an updated version but I don't like the redesign and will settle for nothing less than the original.

I have found several on ebay and lost the last four auctions. I want to pay around $100 including shipping but my maximum bid has been outbid every time.

There are currently three that I have a possibility of getting today, with varying pros and cons.

Item 1: From ebay, in great condition, cost = $145 but no shipping as I can pick it up semi locally and only spend about $15 in gas. I have spoken with the seller and he will accept a buy it now price. It come with accessories I don't want so I can possibly resell the rest and get most of my money back.

Possible final cost +/- $50

Item 2: From ebay, in pretty good condition, bidding stands at $36 with 4 hours to go, but will skyrocket toward the end and there's no guarantee that I'll win it.

Possible final cost +/- $120

Item 3: From craigslist, in poor but repairable condition, cost = $20 plus shipping. While it is craigslist I have spoken with the seller and it is a reputable business, albeit out of state.

Possible final cost +/- $40

I think Item 1 is my best bet, but should I wait to see if I win Item 2 before committing to it? There's no guarantee I'll be able to resell the accessories but it's a very strong (90%?) possibility. Item 3 is a last resort but still a better option than nothing.

Any thoughts?
Hey there all!

I have several 12 Club tees I haven't worn yet and someone might be interested in one (or more).

I have all of these (unworn) in Guy's Large:

Unwashed:
Bookworms - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever Migratory Aviator - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever ROck'n Roll ! - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Washed once but still unworn:
Historical Super-Heros - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever Where stars come from - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

If there are four of them you want I'll send them to you for an XL Because I Can't Forget hoodie. If you just want one I'll trade it for one of the prints to be released on Monday.



Let me know!

Hello all!

I have an acquaintence who is trying to get on Season 11 of The Biggest Loser. Matthew Braman is an incredibly cool and very accomplished guy. He is really driven to do this and I would love to see him succeed.

He is in the lead right now in the voting, but apparently the woman in second place has had some help from the network. Any and all votes for him would be well appreciated. Voting is limited to once a day, but will continue until 7/30/2010.

Click HERE to cast your vote. There is no registration or anything to sign up for.

Here is a little more about him:


A big Thank You to anyone who votes!

Several months ago someone posted a YouTube video of Hollerado.

I liked that song and their other videos, so bought one of their "Record(s) in a Bag".

I can't find that blog or remember who posted it, but I wanted to say "thank you"! That has become one of my favorite albums lately.

If you haven't heard them (or of them) I suggest you check them out:

Or don't.

I laughed, then posted THIS.

needs more arrows?
...not that I've been around much to see him.

I finally finished this, though:

fuckaduck
...and I don't care.



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Quotable:

rossmat8 on Mar 17 '10 at 12:26am
Ethan just won Threadless. Everyone can leave now.

Ian Leino on Mar 12 '10
professorE speaks the truth

craquehaus on Mar 11 '10
*oh snap* professorE just took you to school, son!

nikolina100 on Feb 18 '10 at 3:29pm
heh, the professor know whats up :D

kashlen on Jan 26 '10 at 11:48pm
ethan you're gross

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Dec 14 '09 at 8:01pm
*pees on Ethan*

B 7 on Aug 31 '09 at 11:58pm
i just nearly died laughing at professorE's post

Krimson on Aug 07 '09 at 1:45am
We are just having a good time with you. It is 2Am here, and I am pretty sure that Ethan has been drinking.

Malcolm Man on Jun 10 '09 at 9:21pm
Ethan, you are an invaluable e-friend.

Torakamikaze on Jun 09 '09 at 3:35pm
you've enraged Ethan
he may stab someone close to you now
I read somewhere he does that
I think it was in an issue of Redbook

valorandvellum on Mar 24 '09 at 11:41pm
professorE wins

Eskimo_Breckyn on Mar 23 '09 at 12:45pm
ProfessorE, may I say that you look like some creepy pedophile who looks about 40?

courtney pie on Mar 10 '09 at 5:30pm
AH! marry me professor e!

Sarcasticatbest on Nov 22 '08 at 2:16pm
Ethan needs to change his name to Professor Gloaty

nigerian_orchid on Oct 17 '08 at 10:06am
You know, the only reason I came in here is because ProfessorE was here

producer on Oct 14 '08 at 9:05pm
professorE doesn't fuck around

BrobAZ on Jul 29 '08
professorE- you can go eat a dick!

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jul 28 '08
I also thought of how huge the end of Ethan's dong is.

copticnet on Jul 28 '08 at 10:47am
I agree with professorE

shirtflirt on Jun 23 '08 at 3:36pm
the professor is appropriately named. heed his lessons. and good luck!

t4sh4 on Apr 01 '08 at 3:16pm
my laugh was at profE- for the record.

olie! on Mar 25 '08 at 3:23pm
I care about you, professorE.

EricDiaz on Feb 28 '08 at 1:13pm
^somethings telling me that guy isnt a real Professor..

5napple on Feb 23 '08 at 2:43pm
oh i also agree with the professor.

GallyAl on Feb 20 '08 at 12:37pm
*brands 'lol' onto professorE's ass*

geewally on Feb 19 '08 at 2:06pm
I take it back, Ethan. You are a real professor. :)

orwell on Jan 24 '08 at 1:07am
oh, i forgot about some other adult film, thanks professor E

Todow on Jan 03 '08
lol @ Prof. E

Chipmnk on Dec 08 '07 at 10:28am
I give professorE a gold star!

hanzabean on Dec 07 '07 at 5:44pm
ohh, shit.
E strikes again.

renfrue on Dec 03 '07 at 10:54pm
prof e saves the day with cliff notes synopsis

maddingo on Nov 20 '07
professorE FTMFW!!!!

El_Dictador_Cubano on Nov 16 '07 at 1:50am
nice call professorE.

hogboy on Nov 13 '07 at 11:20am
damn you professorEEEEEEEEE!!!

hanzabean on Nov 11 '07 at 11:25am
I followed E here.

hershel on Nov 11 '07 at 9:37am
professor E is just as right as ever....

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Nov 11 '07
Holy hell, Professor E. Your comment made me curious.

Mojie on Nov 10 '07 at 11:13pm
LOL @ profressorE

goldensara on Nov 10 '07 at 12:07am
what professorE said.

marblecargirl on Nov 09 '07 at 11:10am
hahaha, professor

shirtflirt on Nov 09 '07 at 9:40am
gd point professor

chelly on Nov 06 '07 at 11:11pm
professorE, back row, pinchin' those asses!

I spy with my little eye (Threadless version)
Points:
ProfessorE: 1
Everyone Else: 0

hanzabean on Nov 05 '07 at 2:56pm
yaaay., E!

Jebbie on Nov 02 '07 at 10:59am
lol @ professorE

helo on Oct 31 '07 at 11:24pm
ha ha ha ! awesome, professorE

Jebbie on Oct 16 '07 at 2:05am
You're on my to do list Mr professorE!

L.T. on Oct 03 '07 at 11:43pm
*shudders at professorE's pubes*

Paula Abdul on Oct 12 '07 at 11:06am
professorE, do you have such a ring?

iPear on Oct 10 '07 at 8:39pm
ProfessorE, this is one of those times where you think about what you're about to say, and then you don't say it.

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Owed to:
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MooseDinner (for auld lang syne)


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Tools of the Trade
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Mister Mittens' Big Adventure
Tectonic Wormhole
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A Simple Plan
Springfield Still Life
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and arriving any day now

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hoping for a reprint

Untitled (the pencil one)
Panda 2K
Squeeze

given as gifts

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Doodle Bug
Ballad of the Birds
Haikus are easy but...
Doodle Bug (hoodie)
Color Coded Criminals
Tasty Treats (hoodie)
Stabby McKnife
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Song Bird
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The Day The Fire Brigade Went On Strike
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