I am > you think.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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This shirt has super powers unknown to mankind
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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You'd look good if I was blind
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Incase of an emergency RUN!
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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IMPORTANT: Batteries must be charged every 5 hours
of 54 votes, 2% like it
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Mechanicals pencils makes my lead happy.
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Status: Professional Arm Wrestler
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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I make blueberries blue.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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I make banana's peel.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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I make onions cry.
of 61 votes, 38% like it
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Arm wrestle me and you will get destroyed.
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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The only way to get through my circle is to square root my pi.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Teacher's don't get enough credit.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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I think Police Officers are cool!
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Periods. Make. Me. Seem. More. Punctual.
of 54 votes, 31% like it
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I TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS WHEN I'M ANGRY.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Million Dollar $hirt.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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The thought of thinking makes my brain hurt.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Caution: Drowing may occur when bobbing for apples.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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Anti-equilateralist fight for individualism.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Rectangles are wanna-be equilaterals.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Equilaterals dare to be different.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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I will 2nd mode quit you on my graphing calculator.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Owned by a n3wb.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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It's Under There.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Triangles are wannabe stars.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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Procrastination is my middle na-- hold on one sec
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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This shirt has +10 defence points.
of 74 votes, 19% like it
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THIS SHIRT HAS WORDS.
of 74 votes, 20% like it
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Speed is my anti-drug.
of 83 votes, 16% like it
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Wait for further instruction..
of 79 votes, 13% like it
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Good day for flying. Bad day for landing.
of 79 votes, 9% like it
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Make friendship more lasting. Seal someone in plastic.
of 82 votes, 20% like it
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It's like picking a shopping cart with four good wheels!
of 83 votes, 17% like it
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Don't let your imagination run away with you..
of 79 votes, 10% like it
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Want to be Unique? Act normal.
of 90 votes, 24% like it
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Let's just say this never happened.
of 86 votes, 14% like it
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honorificabilitudinitatibus = conversation starter
of 88 votes, 13% like it
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ATTENTION: Underwear goes inside the pants.
of 87 votes, 14% like it
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I'm a noun!
of 120 votes, 38% like it
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Squares are just unhappy circles.
of 96 votes, 35% like it
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In fact-this is false.
of 87 votes, 15% like it
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50% of all statistics are false including this one.
of 88 votes, 18% like it
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Unquestionable?
of 86 votes, 20% like it
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Rock, Paper, Big Giant Missile!
of 90 votes, 26% like it
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Underneath this shirt is a proud sumo wrestler.
of 90 votes, 18% like it
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They're gonna kill us, and make us into hamburgers.
of 90 votes, 19% like it
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Hey arn't you that one guy who-- nevermind bye.
of 89 votes, 16% like it
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78% of teens have been drunk, raise your hand if you like bagels.
of 90 votes, 22% like it
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I'm not saying it was your fault, but you could have done more.
of 91 votes, 15% like it
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Change your dose.
of 89 votes, 10% like it
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