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brandonjw
aka Brandon is a 32.17 year old boy, has been a member since December 31, 2006, has scored 5,150 submissions, giving an average score of 3.67, helping 60 designs get printed.
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Shakespeare would not have done well with only 140 characters.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Problem: Bee populations dwindling. Solution: More bee sex!
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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If it weren't for this shirt, I'd be topless!
of 50 votes, 24% like it
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If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything.
of 43 votes, 28% like it
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Live like you mean it.
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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If you are reading this sideways, please pick me up.
of 49 votes, 37% like it
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This one is a couple tacos short of a combination platter . . .
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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My day WAS going so well . . .
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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It's cute how you think I'm your best friend.
of 54 votes, 24% like it
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Daddy drinks because you cry.
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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Beneath this facade, I'm completely naked.
of 58 votes, 22% like it
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If we're meant to be vegetarians, cows would be made of broccoli.
of 58 votes, 26% like it
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If vegetarians eat veggies, what do humanitarians eat?
of 57 votes, 32% like it
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I love vegetarians. More meat for me!
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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Curious George and the Electrical Outlet
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
... not so much.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Bzzzzzzzt! Wrong answer. Play again some other time . . .
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Caution: Contents May Be Habit-Forming.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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gul·li·ble: Look it up. You'll find your picture!
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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I think my belly button is trying to eat my shirts.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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If you think this looks good, you should see my birthday suit.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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It would be great for you to stop following me.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Naked people have little or no influence on society.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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tall dark and handsome? try short, furry and funny...
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Why can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be friends?
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Yeah? And what about my Mom?!
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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You get olive oil from pressing olives. How do you get baby oil?
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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You want to be heard? Take your head out of your butt.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
My designs
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