Who wants to be my best friend and give me a couple of STPs? Also, I am the only one who thinks that that acronym is risky?

My name is Caitlin.
I'm an English major at Simpson University.
I am incredibly sarcastic, which I'm pretty sure is a requirement for being an English major.
I'm freshman age, sophomore class standing, and PhD smart.
Oh, I have a pretty healthy ego too.
I'm madly in love with George Orwell. And Alex P. Keaton.
Semi-colons are awesome and so are people who use them.
I hate Internet-speak. Lol, omg, DIE ALREADY! Just spell out the stupid words, idiot.
I write poetry, but don't worry: I'm not emo.

Kids in the Hall is pretty much the funniest thing ever. Little Britain too.

Shirts I have:
1. They're, Their, There
2. The Communist Party
3. Shakespeare Hates Your Emo Poems

Shirts I've gifted:
+Loch Ness Imposter for my brother

Shirts I really, REALLY want to buy/have reprinted:






















Shirts I like a lot:
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+Sharp is Relative
+I Know An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly
+Pillow Fight
+You've Got Some 'Splaining To Do!
+Calling Home

Shirts I want reprinted:
+Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil
+The Early Bird and the Worm
+Adultery
+Monster Wash
+Recycling
+Robot Dance Contest
+How to Draw Animals
+I Am Unique
+Nuts
+Pencils are Erasist
+Diabolical Hot Dog
+Undercover Pirate

Note to self: Do homework.