I like my own status.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Drawing conclusions with my #2 pencil.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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My favorite element is the element of surprise.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Nobody's perfect. I'm Nobody.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Beware of the Dog. He's Very Sarcastic.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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The Joy of Text
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Save the Humans (from themselves)!
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Fight apathy...or whatever
of 51 votes, 27% like it
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TXT dirty to me!
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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Your [sic]!
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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Bad grammar makes me [sic] to my stomach.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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100% mashable
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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In need of textual healing.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Fight apathy...or not.
of 49 votes, 35% like it
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I am not advertising anything.
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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Avoid the shallow end of your imagination.
of 60 votes, 27% like it
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The bank foreclosed on my happy place.
of 60 votes, 17% like it
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I majored in tree hugging.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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I'll be popular in my second life.
of 55 votes, 25% like it
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Nothing comes to mind.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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Trust me, I'm a total stranger.
of 67 votes, 31% like it
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Pick me last.
of 54 votes, 24% like it
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Pessimism sucks
of 60 votes, 25% like it
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You're not my only sunshine. Sorry.
of 74 votes, 28% like it
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Ambivalence killed the radio star.
of 71 votes, 28% like it
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I'd put something sarcastic here, but you wouldn't get it.
of 72 votes, 26% like it
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