I am RAD[ioactive].
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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Be aggressive.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Extremely hot. Handle with caution.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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It itches sometimes.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Don't hate. Cause you ain't.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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That reminds me of something your mom said.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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I miss the 90's.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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Your wenus is showing.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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Pirates Only Want You for Your Booty.
of 43 votes, 35% like it
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Robots Don't Do the Robot
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Emo pants, the new birth control
of 52 votes, 33% like it
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You've been ninjad
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Screw my kids I'm keeping my Hummer
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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I'm God's finest work
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Werewolves do it doggy style
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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This is my little black shirt
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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This is my formal shirt
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Does this shirt make my boobs look real?
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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God's work at his finest
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Eavesdropping what keeps me informed
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Professional tree hugger
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Snails and salt: fun for us, death for them
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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You can get away with anything if you just plead insanity
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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I reserve the right to not vote
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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This shirt contributed to absolutely nothing
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Fiction is a bunch of non-sense
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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It's impolite to stare at someone's chest
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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I slogan because I can't make graphics
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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SUVs: destorying the planet for future generations
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Why is gas a liquid?
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Screaming: the best way to cover when you forget your lyrics
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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Ask and you shall get slapped
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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Don't believe everything you read
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Emo girl pants: the new birth control
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Everything is bigger in America
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Looking is free, touching requires alcohol
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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I dig bald chicks who lip sync
of 48 votes, 2% like it
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God + Satan= BFFs
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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Rainbows aren't as gay as you think
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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Comformist comform
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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This shirt will transform
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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My last (semi-)clean shirt
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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This shirt hides my genius
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Everytime an emo kid crys, God and Satan high five
of 50 votes, 34% like it
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Verb it's who you do
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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Freaky Fred the best villian in the world
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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The Academy Is... awesome!
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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I got struck by lightning and all I got was third degree burns
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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Your mom's feets
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Pimp slap: the best way to get your money
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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iHo
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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I rock, ask me how
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Organisms: a word often mispronounced by third graders
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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Your mom is like a verb, she what you do
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Your mom: it's what you do
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Ninjas are the new black
of 49 votes, 29% like it
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I got struck by lightning and lived
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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The human body: something to be ashamed of
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Gosh: the laid back verison of God
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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All that glitters is gold, but doesn't glitter glitter?
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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By the time you read my shirt, you'll be knocked out.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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When you look away, I'm naked.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Ritalin: it's for the children
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Moshing: for people who can't dance
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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Glitter: the herpes of craft
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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Glitter: makes trashy things chic
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Australians aren't afraid to go down under
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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I've think I made a huge mistake
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Slogans: Books for those who have ADHD
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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UNICORNS: The freak stoned cousin of horses
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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AGNOSTICISM: For those who can't commit
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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[F]THE STATEMENT IN BACK IS TRUE[B]THE STATEMENT IN BACK IS FALSE
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Does this shirt make my boobs look fake?
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Does this shirt make you stare at my boobs?
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Gosh: ten times more laid back than God
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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My hips may not lie but my shirt sure does
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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ADHD: an excuse to drug your children
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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VERTIGO: makes my world go round
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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