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Suffolkation
Suffolkation aka Paul Preston Mills is a 44.08 year old boy, has been a member since November 17, 2006, has scored 6 submissions, giving an average score of 4.67, helping 1 designs get printed.
I Wish I Was More Eruditer
of 44 votes, 16% like it
Never trust a clown with his baggy pants down.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
The world revolves around the sun, which shines out of my behind.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
I always learn from my mistakes - That's why I keep making them.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
Live for the moment, Charge by the hour.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
Live for the moment, Charge by the hour.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
I lost my ticket for the gravy train
of 23 votes, 26% like it
This only reads in Braille if you put me in the refridgerator
of 12 votes, 33% like it
I would wink if I could stop staring at you
of 16 votes, 25% like it
Without the little cogs the world stops
of 18 votes, 6% like it
The lazy people around you haven't bothered to read this far. Hi!
of 21 votes, 38% like it
SHOUTING will not make me obey you.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
More Riots Less Diets
of 22 votes, 14% like it
I Knew It Was Wrong But I Did It Anyway
of 23 votes, 26% like it
I like horses' ears.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
Someone is responsible for this.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
Where did it all go wrong?
of 31 votes, 13% like it
Stop looking at my Rabbit!
of 33 votes, 3% like it
In Hiding.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
My telepathy isn't working today, you'll have to think louder.
of 38 votes, 29% like it
Sometimes I sit and think. Sometimes I just sit.
of 38 votes, 26% like it
Just because I'm here doesn't make me a willing participant.
of 42 votes, 33% like it
100% Degradable
of 42 votes, 19% like it
It was this or nothing.
of 38 votes, 21% like it
are you sure you wouldn't rather be looking at the view
of 38 votes, 13% like it
I've seen the future, it's coming... right about.. NOW.
of 38 votes, 26% like it
Yesterday I didn't wear anything.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
Idle hands? Buy me a drink! Thanks.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
Has anybody seen my coat?
of 38 votes, 13% like it
Love is the drug, but how do I take it?
of 38 votes, 21% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Blank here for your message
of 1 votes, 0% like it
DOWN WITH NEGATIVITY!!!
of 49 votes, 8% like it
How do you like my human suit?
of 42 votes, 17% like it
I'm vegetarian: Cheese is my meat.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
If this was a movie: I'd be in my trailer
of 38 votes, 13% like it
If you think this is bad you should see my home
of 4 votes, 0% like it
Love is just Lust with Better Manners
of 40 votes, 23% like it
Raise your hand and I won't make you talk to me.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
Sometimes I start a sentance with no idea how to f
of 38 votes, 13% like it
Until I write my biography: I was born at an early age
of 38 votes, 18% like it

My gallery photos

I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

All about me

Living on the East Anglian coast, growing my own food where possible, and monkeying about for a living.