Im not giving back the minute it took to read this.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Peter picked a pack of pickled....you know what, I don't care.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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ONLY I CAN WEAR THIS SHIRT!
of 32 votes, 0% like it
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Curiosidy did in fact kill my cat.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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IN YOUR FACE!!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Only cool people can wear this.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I work for food and sex,......mostly sex.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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You’re definitely in my league.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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No seriously, you look better on myspace
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Jack & Jill went up the hill for what again?
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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This is what lazy looks like.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Hey you! Good form.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Stop Criticizing & Start Helping!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Good Boys Need Spankings Too!
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Don't mess with me...I'm on my cell phone.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Who hasn't done Smirfet?
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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I wish my grass was emo, because then it would cut itself.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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I wish my sandwhich was emo, because then it would cut itself.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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It wasn't me, it was the WARRIORS!
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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If you can read this, your probably too close.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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If you can't read this, then it's your problem!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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If you can read this, then leave me alone!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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If you can't read this, you don't exist.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Beam me up Scotty... seriously beam me up!!
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Samuel L. Jackson, God help us all!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Snakes on a Plane, God help us all!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Emanuel Lewis, a true child among men.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Gary Coleman, the child among men.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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DARK CHOCOLATE, the chocolate hated by all chocolate lovers.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Yeah im anaphylactic, try and figure it out,....... you bastard.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Milk builds strong bones, but I'm lactose intolerant.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Eat more chicken? But I'd rather have beef.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Um yeah could you take them off me? yeah your eyes!
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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This is gunna be awkward so could you take your arm off my leg?
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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BE BOLD!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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OK...NO...NO...NO...HOT!
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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WHOA! WAIT.........................thats not my batman glass.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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I don't bump & grind,.............I just grind.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Oh um no beef in my taco please
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Never put your eggs in one basket, just put them in your pockets!
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Don't get mad, get EXTREMELY ANGRY!!!!!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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