Could I BE wearing any more clothes?
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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It's all fun and games until someone loses a tooth.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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A schooner is a sailboat stupid-head!
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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You couldn't be more wrong.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Imagine me walking away...now watch.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Sweetness! My design is up for scoring!
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Sauntering vaguely downwards
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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In Soviet Russia shirt wear you
of 47 votes, 30% like it
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It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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This one time...at band camp...
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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A moose bit my sister once...
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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Does Rivers Cuomo have asthma?
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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Girls Gaming Alliance: Cause we like videogames too.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Me love you long time.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Thank you. Come again.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Literary junkie.Words are my drug-of-choice. Let's get high.
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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Double consonants scare me.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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Live dangerously, speak in third-person.
of 54 votes, 28% like it
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Seriously? Seriously. Seriously shut-the-hell-up.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Mc(Insert witty adjective here).
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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McCheesy
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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McShut-the-hell-up
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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I'm not random, just eclectic.
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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Back off, you're harshing my mellow!
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Agnosticism: Deciding not to decide.
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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I'm a master-baker
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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If Al Gore created the internet, George Bush created...war?
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Jesus was such a jew.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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Alanis Morrisette = God
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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My god can beat up your god.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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My other t-shirt is a polo.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Do sheep count people to fall asleep?
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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I got felt up by Helen Keller.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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So what do you think of my wenus?
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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I made this t-shirt and all I got was this stupid t-shirt.
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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I cracked DaVinci's Code.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Reading takes Vonneguts
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Catch my disease
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Wrapped up in books.
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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Save a cow...Eat a baby.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Guitarzan
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for sega."
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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I'm going to tae-kwon-do your mom.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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This job would be great if it weren't for the customers
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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$5k Flotation Devices
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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"I am Jack's t-shirt."
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Procrastinators meeting: Postponed until further notice
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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But why is the rum gone???
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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You have no chance to survive make your time
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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All your base are belong to us...
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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When come back...bring PIE!
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Dungeons and Dragons Player = Nerd (Now pass the 10 sided die)
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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