4 out of 5 scientists agree that dissenters should be shot
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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95% Kevlar... 5% Polyester
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Be nice to me or I'll jump in my time machine and erase you!
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Brothers don't shake hands. They cagematch!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Come Back Wil Wheaton!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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don't worry, i'm not a shoplifter. i'm a compulsive liar.
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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ego operor non agnosco latin
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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every time a bell rings, an angel starts a bar fight
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Fewer cars, more donkeys...
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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hello kitty gave me rabies
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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homework assignments should be tax deductible
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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i am a master at perpendicular parking
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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i'd rather eat checkers than a domino's pizza
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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i'd rather watch a soap than use it
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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i'm baby smurfs father
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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I'm with Stupid's cousin, Moron P. Jackass.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Kermit for President!
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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my garden gnome can kick your garden gnome's ass
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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nifty phrase here
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Night Terrors Rock!
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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No, borrowing my toothbrush would not be cool.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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powered by burritos
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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Silu is my co-pilot
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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sorry, my dog ate my excuse
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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taking a sick day
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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there's no i in idiot
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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This shirt is made entirely of soylent green.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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underwear is NEVER optional
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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vaccines are for quitters
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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vegas: where paychecks go to die
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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Vote for Pluto!
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Wanna be my archenemy?
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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when life hands you lemons, make handaid.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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which came first, the gnome or the smurf?
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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you can't spell taffy without fat
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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You got problems? Go bitch about 'em to a mathematician ...
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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you wouldn't hit someone wearing a t-shirt, would you?
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Zombies Do It Twice
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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