I'm blacked out right now, so do what you want.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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My privates taste like cotton candy. No, Really.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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That's the smell of success you're smelling. And I just farted.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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I'm REALLY ticklish. Damn, why'd I just tell you that?
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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I'm HUGE in Lilliput.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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...and a bag of chips.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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I heart shirts without pictures.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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I save a bunch of money by not having car insurance.
of 52 votes, 25% like it
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Dig deeper, Watson.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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I can't read, so I don't know this shirt says I'm ugly.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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My girlfriend hates it when I wear a shirt that says FUCK on it.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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I sell drugs to your honor student.
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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I have free candy out in my van.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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I can't understand a word you're saying...I don't speak Ugly.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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You won't remember what this says after the roofie kicks in.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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I shopped at Threadless and all I got was this lousy shirt.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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I have ADH Hey, nice shoes!
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Word to your mother. No, really-I miss the bitch.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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