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Hiresdes
aka Desmond Dale is a 24.28 year old boy, has been a member since April 4, 2006, has scored 3,980 submissions, giving an average score of 0.95, helping 32 designs get printed.
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...Things to do before I die:
Live
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Love is like a dozen stem cut roses...Impractical and ill-fated.
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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If silence is golden, then mimes are the key to the economy
of 52 votes, 48% like it
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Nothing happened...And it's still happening.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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When life freezes, don't hesitate to hit the reset button.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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Whether half-empty or half-full, be happy there's still a glass
of 63 votes, 21% like it
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The art of living is to remain child-like, rather than childish
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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If I Were A Triangle I'd Be Acute One
of 38 votes, 45% like it
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Murphy Was Right
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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How many drinks does it take to get to the center of a dancefloor
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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How Many Drinks Does It Take To Become The Center of Attention?
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Good Ideas Are Merely Mutations of Past Thoughts.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I Donate Coins To Slot Machines Because They're Robot Amputees
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I never beat around the bush, that just seems rather uncouth...
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I Miss the Simpler Times When Success Was Weighed By Gold Chains
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Life In School Was Like Life on Training Wheels
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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You Complete Me...We're Like Voltron.
of 20 votes, 45% like it
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Love is...The Oldest Trick in the Book.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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If Loving You Is Wrong...Then You Might Be Underage
of 22 votes, 45% like it
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...Wonders why psychics don't have a monopoly on the lotto.
of 20 votes, 40% like it
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Dudes in Leather Cycle Jackets Are Bi-Curious
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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Sleeping is the Most Practical Form of Time Travel
of 20 votes, 50% like it
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Survival of the Famous...
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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Life is the Proverbial Elevator in which I Love to Push Buttons
of 27 votes, 44% like it
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I'm Like The Little Engine That Could, But Never Does
of 26 votes, 58% like it
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...Videogames are Superior to Life Because They Have Save Points
of 32 votes, 41% like it
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Pillows are like directors cutting life into scenes and takes
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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The Great Depression: The Era When America Was At Its Most Emo
of 37 votes, 32% like it
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Friends Are Just Enemies That Haven't Yet Found My Evil Lair
of 58 votes, 47% like it
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Drop Bombs in Bathrooms, Not Battlefields
of 47 votes, 30% like it
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Curiousity Didn't Kill The Cat, I Did
of 48 votes, 31% like it
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You Complete Me...Well At Least My Bitter Side
of 47 votes, 26% like it
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Don't Live Like Mario, Only Out for Shrooms and Pipes
of 51 votes, 31% like it
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Burritos: Keep A Bathroom Close And Your Enemies Closer
of 52 votes, 35% like it
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In Hell Everyday is Monday
of 53 votes, 38% like it
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Ordinary Life is Pretty Complex Stuff
of 56 votes, 38% like it
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In a Better World...Everyone Would Still Be Dissatisfied
of 59 votes, 29% like it
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Try Finding Waldo in Jail, Circa 1900, In a B&W Photo
of 62 votes, 31% like it
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Don't Ask Me for Directions...I Don't Even Know Where I Am
of 61 votes, 28% like it
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If You Were the Last Being on Earth...I'd Eat You
of 63 votes, 37% like it
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Never Say You're Tired of Small Talk in Front of Midgets
of 62 votes, 40% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
...Am On Autopilot
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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...Sympathizes with the Wolf in Little Red Riding Hood
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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1st I park my vehicle then I have sex with your significant other
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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2008 B.C.E. (The Broken Currency Era)
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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A Penny Saved Is a Penny Spurned.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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As Crafty As Martha Stewart
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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Bike Riders Are Cyclist, Nascar Riders Are Raceist
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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Blank Tees Show My Indecisiveness...I Didn't Think You'd Get It
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Boobies are like lemonade...Always preferred freshly squeezed.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Children Have A Monopoly On Fun.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Children Seem to Have Some Sort of Monopoly on Fun.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Cyanide = Sayonara
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Do What You Wanna Do, Cuz You're Gonna Die!
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Don't Be Shocked, Cuz I'm EEL
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Eating + Sleeping = A Daily Success
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Even bosses like me once had to serve as henchman...Hint, Hint
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Facebook: The Idiot's Guide to Stalking
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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FAKE PEOPLE ARE SO ANNOYING!...They're all antisocial and waxy.
of 64 votes, 11% like it
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Fame is measured by the # of people that have seen your genitals
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Give Coins To Slot Machines, As They Are Robot Amputees.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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I Am John Malkovich
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I can't wait to follow you...On Twitter (Very Small Print)
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I have a Dependence on Independence
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I Like My boobies Like I Like My Lemonade...Freshly Squeezed
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I love sex in the city...And in the country as well
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I Love Weed(s)
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I Miss The Simpler Times, When Success Was Counted In Gold Chains
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I Pick Up Lots of Girls, But They Usually Wanna Be Set Down
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I went Soul-searching and found James Brown
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. Cuz We're All Dudes.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I'm Getting Too Old for This ****
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I'm up in the clouds right now!...Cold and full of nothingness
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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If hell is other people, then work must be purgatory
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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If I said I was a surgeon, would you let me perform on you.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.
of 40 votes, 28% like it
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Impossible things are simply things that haven't been done yet.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Insert Cool Band Name Here: __________
of 41 votes, 27% like it
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It is only impossible to prove what is impossible...
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Life Can Be Like A Game Of Tetris With Fixed Blocks
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Life is a but a dream...
And death is reality
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Life is Good Blues
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Life is Like a Game of Tetris With Immovable Blocks.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Life is Like an Endless Barrage of Four-Way Stops.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Listen to Captain Planet
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Love = Hell
Hell = Other People
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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Monkey Pee;
Monkey Poo.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Myspace: The Petri Dish of Advertisments and Spam
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Opposites
Attract
Hatred
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Passion is just as much about the risk as the reward.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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People Say I'm Cheap. I Say I Just Approach Life With a Free Mind
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Robbers Beware: Nothing On Me Is Worth a Cent
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Romantics can't play tennis as they are perpetually stuck in love
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Secrets are like fruits; they juice once they reach the mouth.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Sex Sells, But I'd Be Willing to Give You a Discount
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Spandex: The Biggest Incentive to Go to the Gym
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Speaking with the dead is daunting because they are so cryptic
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Stay True to What Others Want You to Be
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Stix & stones may break ur bones, but words will break ur psy
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Tennis is hateful, as the object is to avoid love at all costs
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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The Best Part Of Living Is Dreaming
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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The Last Time I Fought Sleep, I Ended Up Knocked Out
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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The only broke people are the dead.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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The only people that are broke, are those that are dead.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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The stars died for our sins.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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The Truth Will Bring You Heat
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Thieves are merely forgetful magicians.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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This is My Shirt, My Pants Are Below, And My Face Is Above
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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When Life Gives You Lemons, Start Taking Shots...
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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When Life Itself Starts Giving You Lemons...See A Shrink
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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When Life's a Party, Death's Just a Minor Hangover
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Whether Half Empty or Half Full, At Least There's Still a Glass
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Why Has It Become So Fashionable to be with Stupid People?
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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