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shirtflirt
aka spontaneity finds open minds is a 35.63 year old boy, has been a member since March 31, 2006, has scored 8,051 submissions, giving an average score of 2.45, helping 206 designs get printed.
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You're parents had sex at least once.
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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the mexican wave is crowd sourcing at it's finest.
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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there's a chance i might not make it...to the bathroom.
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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yeah but, what does this shirt mean?
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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In a galaxy far, far, far away (in canada) I have a girlfriend.
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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i'm not wearing any pants...am I?
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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just stand there like you know.
of 102 votes, 20% like it
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If I'm stuttering, please hit my restart button.
of 111 votes, 23% like it
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The cycle of life is a moped.
of 100 votes, 13% like it
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This shirt will wear out before the fad.
of 99 votes, 17% like it
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Work is where weekends die.
of 155 votes, 33% like it
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Terrorists are too emo.
of 147 votes, 20% like it
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Slogans grow up to be full blown bigots.
of 161 votes, 7% like it
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I passed by this trainwreck, finally.
of 161 votes, 7% like it
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...like shoveling dirt out of grass.
of 155 votes, 6% like it
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you lose by winning too much
of 154 votes, 6% like it
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Bridges are mansions for trolls.
of 156 votes, 18% like it
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Wind is proof that there are dragons.
of 152 votes, 17% like it
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There's bubblegum in the air that I breathe.
of 144 votes, 12% like it
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slogans are lazy graffiti.
of 153 votes, 12% like it
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a fart is the soul of do-do.
of 160 votes, 11% like it
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Leaders are people who follow direction.
of 156 votes, 9% like it
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try and win me.
of 151 votes, 9% like it
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if you build it, it will break.
of 169 votes, 26% like it
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Are the cops still behind me?
of 196 votes, 30% like it
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i sleep through alarms.
of 185 votes, 16% like it
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I refuse to remember your name.
of 195 votes, 21% like it
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Quiet! Your voice is annoying.
of 190 votes, 16% like it
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I sleep under your bed.
of 193 votes, 18% like it
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Tomatoes are fruits?
of 183 votes, 13% like it
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My hamburger diet is delicious.
of 184 votes, 12% like it
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I partied when it WAS 1999.
of 199 votes, 36% like it
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Too bad you can't change your face.
of 180 votes, 15% like it
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I travel in my mind.
of 170 votes, 14% like it
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i look better in jpeg
of 186 votes, 23% like it
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me and jesus are tight.
of 178 votes, 15% like it
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handles are on the side.
of 171 votes, 14% like it
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ask me for a tic tac. please.
of 169 votes, 14% like it
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You can't learn this.
of 171 votes, 10% like it
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I have robot legs.
of 173 votes, 15% like it
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Does this mean were dating?
of 173 votes, 10% like it
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Go ahead.....no seriously, do whatever.
of 167 votes, 11% like it
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Believe me, or I'll punch you.
of 166 votes, 14% like it
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focus on your distraction.
of 167 votes, 14% like it
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rainbows mean a unicorn's been murdered.
of 183 votes, 33% like it
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My mom dressed me today.
of 171 votes, 22% like it
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i forgot i hate you.
of 165 votes, 12% like it
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i'm not a lumberjack, is that ok?
of 173 votes, 26% like it
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Of course I can afford the lobster.
of 163 votes, 20% like it
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What, you don't like pizza?
of 160 votes, 8% like it
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Seriously. Shut up.
of 162 votes, 12% like it
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I'm yours for 4 easy payments of $9.99.
of 174 votes, 24% like it
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If you ask nicely, I'll hit you.
of 162 votes, 12% like it
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This shirt is invisible.
of 161 votes, 16% like it
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Dancin' feet don't fail me now!
of 161 votes, 17% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
boring is your conversation.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Camel toes need camel pedicures.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Cankles: the wasteland of the leg.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Did you pay for that haircut?
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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did you say something? i don't care.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Do you know what this shirt means?
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Don't deny the good parts of the hotdog.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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don't hate me. you were born stupid.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Enhanced vegitative state.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Free the guacamole 7.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Give me a reason to hate you. I DARE you
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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go save YOUR world
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Gondolas Over Death
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Happy Attitudes Toward Evil.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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hello. how are you? it was rhetorical.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Hey guess what? I hate you!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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i bet you didn't know you can fly?
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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i can touch my toes
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I can upload a harddrive in no time.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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i command thee.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I dream in analog.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I have four virtual pets
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I know, i know. You must be dreaming.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I look better in your bedroom.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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i masturbate. i don't like kittens.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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i sleep nude.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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I think I can, but really, I can't.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I wish you would move to the fourth dimension.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I'll be asleep in no time.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I'm not from around here.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I'm on happy pills!!!
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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If I catch fire, roll me up and smoke me.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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In Peach Pit We Trust.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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is there really junk in my trunk?
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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It takes a long time to grow old.
of 136 votes, 18% like it
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Kill me if I'm wearing this shirt with this horrible slogan.
of 151 votes, 9% like it
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Last night was amazing. Right?
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Lumpy legs lose lovers lustful leers.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Maybe you should date an elephant!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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My computer can't keep a secret.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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my other shirt is has long sleeves.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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My soul can beat up your soul.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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my tuxedo's in the shop.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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My wallet is hungry.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Nostalgia 90210
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Pocket protectors protect my dignity.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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right hand, meet mr. left hand.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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so what?
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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The cat in the attic ate a tic tac.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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The toothfairy is straight.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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The West was won in a wagon.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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The wiggles gave me nightmares.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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The word Gullible is not in the dictiona
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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There is no tree and there is no forest.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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this is all i got.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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This money you speak of, it's good?
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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This shirt doubles as a blanket.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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this shirt was a rip-off.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Touch this shirt, I dare you.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Underling.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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vegatarianism is a gateway -ism
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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we didn't macdonald's in my day!
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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What's your call sign?
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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When I grow up, I wanna pixelate.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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why are you sweating like a pig?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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You can forget about flowers and that sh
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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you can't handle the juice!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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you fart. i punch.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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you remind me of something stupid.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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All about me
"The entire cosmos is a cooperative. The sun, the moon, and the stars live together as a cooperative. The same is true for humans and animals, trees, and the Earth. When we realize that the world is a mutual, interdependent, cooperative enterprise -- then we can build a noble environment. If our lives are not based on this truth, then we shall perish." --Buddhadasa Bhikkhu
"All authority of any kind, especially in the field of thought and understanding, is the most destructive, evil thing. Leaders destroy the followers and followers destroy the leaders. You have to be your own teacher and your own disciple. You have to question everything that man has accepted as valuable, as necessary.
...truth is a pathless land, and you cannot approach it by any path whatsoever, by any religion, by any sect. That is my point of view, and I adhere to that absolutely and unconditionally. Truth, being limitless, unconditioned, unapproachable by any path whatsoever, cannot be organized; nor should any organization be formed to lead or coerce people along a particular path
'there is no religion greater than knowledge.'
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