Gun's don't kill people. Unless aimed properly.
of 39 votes, 33% like it
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The way of the samurai doesn't involve enough sushi breaks.
of 37 votes, 30% like it
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Kitten: The New White Meat
of 39 votes, 33% like it
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Fresh out of dignity.
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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This is the best that word processing has to offer.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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My deodorant makes me feel secure in my masculinity.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Our existence disproves survival of the fittest.
of 39 votes, 41% like it
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I want to be an insurance claims adjuster when I grow up.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Mad Scientists are CRAZY!
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Argyle is for old people.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Stereotypes are so typical.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Gray's Anatomy Needs A Little Color.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Japan, Stop Hoarding All The Awesome.
of 37 votes, 32% like it
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The only emotion Emo inspires is disgust.
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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I hate the first person point of view.
of 34 votes, 32% like it
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Internet slang makes English majors cry.
of 38 votes, 47% like it
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The UV lights in my computer gave me this tan.
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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No one remembers Squirrel Girl.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Egypt: Biggest litter box in the world.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Cows have silent film camouflage.
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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Tree hugging can hurt.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Come to Jerusalem and visit the Sexateria.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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This is more reading then you usually do in a week, isn't it?
of 35 votes, 34% like it
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An old soul is a smelly soul.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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I'm a Zombie Cowboy Ninja Pirate but my passion is whale biology.
of 36 votes, 39% like it
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Kindergartners, like communists, know how to share.
of 35 votes, 37% like it
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Humanity, you embarrass me.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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I save kittens in my spare time.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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My perfect man is animated.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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apathy makes the world go meh
of 35 votes, 37% like it
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I didn’t steal your slogan. I gave people an alternative option.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Tomorrow morning, I start working in a brothel.
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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Slow Children make Slow Zombies.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Stop crying! You can kill yourself when we go home.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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I let my clothes do the talking.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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I had my internet tubes tied.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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Let's domesticate the panda.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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Puffins > Penguins
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Penguins < Pandas
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Nuclear arms let you hug with atomic power.
of 39 votes, 44% like it
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Dungeons and Doilies: Helping Housewives Save the World
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Pirates smell and are not fashionable.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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Did you really expect a flying car?
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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What would the space baby think?
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I'm not worthless. Check eBay.
of 38 votes, 29% like it
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