can't catch a break lately!

trying to make a pun. kind of worked?

hello everybuddy

i wish it was summer again, so i made this:



getting a shitty score thought!

my TWOL sub:

do you guys like dribbble?

i'm going to start using it more frequently, thought i would ask if anybody wants to be friends.

i'm rocketpark:

• skaw's real name is "barbara" but changed it to jake before launching his career into internet fame territory.

• tupac is alive and submits designs under the name 'fukB-I-G' and '[+duracell-]'

• jublin uses internet explorer 6

• ginette has spent the last 5 months playing HALO

• joevw's and mig's threadless accounts are maintained by an orwellian police regime.

• there is an alumni forum

• spacesick is only 1 year old

CONFIRMED:

• when you hit 100 submitted designs, threadless sends you a (poison) cake

• this "blog" will be "deleted" by higher ups who don't want you to know what's "really going on"

• if you count how many letters are in "threadless" and multiply it by 3, that's the number of prints ilovedoodle is allowed to receive per month.

• with every pop culture referencing printed design, jake gets 10k USD from an undisclosed source, rumoured to be the PCIO (pop culture institute of colorado, where jake will attempt to run for state senator in 2020, hence his move to boulder).

• a design band-it submitted in high school was declined for being "too good"

• mezo has only 1 tattoo. the rest are temporary and are reapplied once every 4 hours, explaining her periodic disappearances. (this was falsely attributed to her drinking habits and having a small bladder previously. it has been discovered that her bladder is twice the normal size of a human and might actually have a few tattoos on it). it is unknown which tattoo is genuine.

• if you look closely, sonmi is clearly seen as an extra in season 5 episode 3 of lost. she moved to california to pursue her "acting" career as many famous musicians usually do.

• contrary to puppular belief, jefferyg has ZERO stds. he never uses protection, however.
(yes, puppular, as in 'of pups')

• it's widely speculated that being named a threadless "ambassador" will cut a minimum of 10 years off of your life. fatheed will die first, frickinawesome will die last, most likely because he is half-immortal (his mother's side).

BREAKING
threadless black coat society spotted in internal photo. who leaked this? is joevw a real designer? is it possible he's a sentient robot (via bicentennial man)?


BREAKING
nickv has stated the following: "frickinawesome has been cursed to write 1000+ word blogs because of his early sloganing in the site's infancy."
this was CONFIRMED by mike bautista (real name?):

i don't have any ):

just post them in this blog so we can all know

this blog can serve as a kind of archive for everyone's passwords

PLEASE don't censor your password.

for instance:

username: band-it
password: jublinsmy2ndson