This guys videos are uber short and yet I am laughing so hard I'm crying and pooping blood
RON PAUL 2012
I'm almost 20 and havent been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates.
I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive, but I've failed every damn test Ive ever taken. Im socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; She's athletic, smart and a gorgeous souther bell. I love her. You know what its like; Ive been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea! HA
So I run in Vibram Five-Fingers, Bakila's and I came into work with both left and right this morning and now one is missing, I think someone stole one either as a joke or just to be a duck... anyway they are my running shoes, my only running shoes and I am losing my mind right now, getting pretty mad and just seething. Talk me down so I don't go postal and shoot up the whole place.
So if you aren't an internerd like me you may never have heard of this meme...
U Jelly? which means 'Are you Jealous?' I really like it and thought what a fun concept to play with, however upon putting jelly to paper I was nervous about the layout and the 'U' instead of 'You' so i came up with 3 versions, any opinions would greatly be appreciated
Anyone watch tonights Weeds?
All I could think was... Finally a good episode! I feel like I had been waiting and waiting and we just now got that crazy tension back
Im drunk and steak n shake just game me an extra free frie WIN!
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