Will break dance for beer!
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Will dance for beer!
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Famous Last words: "So, you're a cannibal"
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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I have ADD, Attention Defi.., hey look a butterfly!
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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Cheese. It's just milk's attempt to become immortal!
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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Engineering drawings cannot be done by interpretive dance
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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A bus station is where a bus stops; so what about a work station.
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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There are twice as many nipples in the world as people...
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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My uncle Derek had a false leg with a real foot on the end!
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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Two out three people wonder where the other one is.
of 58 votes, 22% like it
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Tree's Break Wind
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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Too many superheroes, not enough telephone boxes!
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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Inside every fat kid theres a thin kid with lots of chocolate.
of 56 votes, 25% like it
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Money Talks, Mine says Goodbye!
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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Prozac Makes Me Smile
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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Forward, Backward, Slide...
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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Why are stairs called stairs inside and steps outside?
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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If you can't be funny, be interesting.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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What is it with religions and hats?!?!
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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Laziness isnt a problem, its a time consuming hobby!
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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Glue meat to your face. You may need to warn of an admirous vegan
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Teachers open the door. You enter by yourself.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Adventure is just bad planning.
of 53 votes, 26% like it
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Nothing fails like success.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Do not trust people. They are capable of greatness.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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People would be alive today if there were a death penalty.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Someone's boring me, i think its me.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Dont drive a car if your wearing big clown shoes!
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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If you wanna know where your going, where pointy shoes!
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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If ya hair cut goes wrong, wear an hat!
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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