ewey6
aka blonde ambition is 31.02 years old, has been a member since November 12, 2005, has scored 18,476 submissions, giving an average score of 0.40, helping 103 designs get printed.
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The cheese stands alone.
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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Hello Kettle, this is Pot, you're black
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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You make me twitterpated!
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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Parked straight in a parallel universe
of 46 votes, 39% like it
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I predict your passing will earn a Darwin Award!
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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It is amazing you are not extinct
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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My homage to fromage!
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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I overshot the runway...
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes!
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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Want to go halfsies on a bastard child?
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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...and then you found five dollars?
of 43 votes, 30% like it
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Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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I was shaken, not stirred, as a baby.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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I would rather be a smart ass than a dumb ass!
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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You are the carrot in front of my nose
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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Vote Republican: It's easier than thinking.
of 46 votes, 37% like it
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Vote Democrat: It's easier than working
of 45 votes, 27% like it
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Sociologists ask big questions like "want fries with that?&q
of 45 votes, 27% like it
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I thought everyone got a trophy?!?
of 43 votes, 28% like it
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There are no stupid questions, only stupid people.
of 45 votes, 29% like it
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If you can dodge a wrench, you can save an eye.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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Irony bites like a rabid monkey.
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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This morning God is in the playroom!
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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Shallow end of the gene pool
of 45 votes, 27% like it
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She ran as fast as she could, but the bear caught her anyway.
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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I'm an Uber-Sexual
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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I pay rent in other ways than money.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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I'm not Bob.
of 43 votes, 28% like it
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If progress means to move forward what does congress mean?
of 46 votes, 35% like it
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Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?
of 44 votes, 25% like it
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero, can you?
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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I drink grape juice because OJ kills
of 47 votes, 34% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Chain me to Cheney!
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Chicks dig scrawny white guys...
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Drago would have kicked Rocky's ass
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Drink Nazi
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Green means go!
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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I am worth it
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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I heart John Galt
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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I mosh for Jesus!
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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I'm where the beautiful go to get ugly!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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My daddy gets ladies pregnant, what does yours do?
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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Sally ran as fast as she could, but the bear caught her anyway.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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SLOW Children at Play
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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You are as dull as Occam's Razor
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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You have died of dysentery: guess I need a new covered wagon
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
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