Threadless

Widgett
Widgett aka Widgett Walls is a 39.69 year old boy, has been a member since August 23, 2005, has scored 14,760 submissions, giving an average score of 0.95, helping 127 designs get printed.
It's better to be swell than to be swollen.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
I have a cheese grater where my heart should be.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
My wombat can beat up your wombat.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
I'll be explained in the prequel.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
My, you're so young and energetic. Die.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
Oh, man. Leonard Cohen was right.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
Red pill? I just wanted a breath mint!
of 33 votes, 24% like it
This would look better without text.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Black clothing = Garanimals for adults
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Five Second Rule = not for human organs.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Hey...are my legs still there?
of 19 votes, 0% like it
I am Aslan Chow.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
I liked the mirror universe me better.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I miss you...every time I open fire.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Jump the shark? I was in the chumbucket!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
Self-medicated! Ask for a brochure.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
THIS IS NOT A STEP.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
Whatever it is, it isn't enough.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
Why doesn't Threadless print on straitjackets?
of 19 votes, 0% like it
Yup, I'm a ninja. From Clan Sloth.
of 19 votes, 0% like it

My gallery photos

I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

All about me

I live and work in Atlanta, Georgia. I hardly ever sleep.