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kidaro
kidaro aka Fancy Pants Esq. is a 37.17 year old boy, has been a member since July 1, 2005, has scored 5,918 submissions, giving an average score of 1.88, helping 99 designs get printed.
Sarcasm - When Complaining Just Isn't Enough
of 95 votes, 57% like it
Pirates are like gay vikings.
of 71 votes, 35% like it
In the future robots will love all of us.
of 75 votes, 31% like it
In the future everything will be retro.
of 86 votes, 50% like it
You didn't say please.
of 151 votes, 28% like it
Insomniacs have more fun
of 172 votes, 37% like it
Swoosh.
of 149 votes, 17% like it
How do you doodle?
of 151 votes, 26% like it
It's all in your mind
of 265 votes, 22% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Egg Sack Lee
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Insomniac blogger
of 91 votes, 20% like it
Moron Detector. Get it?
of 62 votes, 15% like it
Rock Rewind Repeat
of 27 votes, 15% like it
Selleck or Reynolds?
of 25 votes, 20% like it
The dolphins are leaving.
of 138 votes, 17% like it

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All about me


PseudomymJones's version of me.


Jessi Fuzaki's flattering rendition.


Per Danger shows my angry side. She had it coming.


Thanks, sonmi!




My Shirts:
1. The Moops (gave it to Julia, so reprint it!)
2. Flowers in the Attic
3. Outbreak Girl
4. Red Cloud Sunset
5. My Pet Human
6. mmm... oranges!
7. Loch Ness Imposter
8. Damn Scientists
9. I Like Trees Too
10. Flower/Power
11. Robot Derby Girl
12. We Are Made of Carbon (1st edt.)
13. Regrowth: Katrina
14. Dark Side of the Garden
15. Motovino
16. The Last Day Of Summer
17. Stabby McKnife
18. Calling Home
19. My New Best Friend
20. Of The Dead
21. Gingerbread Nightmares
22. Come Back At Night
23. Pillow Fight
24. Afternoon Delight (gold)
25. Get Some Rest!
26. Lost a Wheel
27. You Sank My Battleship
28. IDEAS
29. Corporate Zombie
30. Afternoon Delight (hoody)
31. The Mystery of Mission 5
32. We Are Made of Carbon (navy)
33. The Lizard's Dream
34. Piece of Meat
35. Captain Awesome
36. Fluttering
37. Let's Quietly Judge Each Other
38. Cave Idus Martios
39. Para-Normal US
40. Evolution of a Carrot
41. Those Are Great Costumes
42. Moby Was A Consumer
43. Tree Ghosts
44. Zombie Donkey
45. On the Clouds
46. Angels and Demons
47. 1984 Gran Hermano vs. El Liberal
48. Psychedelephant
49. Showdown
50. Buster Brown
51. Magical Powers!
52. Urban Camouflage
53. No More Bento
54. THIS Is How The World Ends
55. Maple Walnut (Long Sleeve)
56. Yeah Attitude (Hoody)
57. Funkalicious
58. Procrastinators: leaders of tomorrow
59. The Madness of Mission 6
60. Growth For The Sake Of Growth
61. Spoilt
62. Disbelief (Hoody)
63. Diodes are a Girl's Best Friend
64. Nerds 2² Ever
65. Hooray for sarcasm! (for Sofia)
66. The League of Cliche Evil Super-Villains
67. F-Bomb
68. Red Moon Replay
69. Untitled: Impossible (Zip-Up Hoody)


Weird shit abounds.