I want a pony and I want it NOW.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Gravity's really a downer.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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I know what you did last summer
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Being emo is a lot of work. It's really getting me down.
of 47 votes, 26% like it
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words are just letters that have formed cliques
of 47 votes, 36% like it
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give the rabbit his cereal & the leprechan his charms already
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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Being emo can really drain you emotionally.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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By day I'm a mild-mannered reporter (I am at night too, darn it).
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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I haven't taken a shower in 5 days but I did wash this shirt.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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I'm very concerned about the ruthless killing of ants by humans.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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the person to my left is stalking me. help. call the police.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Gravity's got me down.
of 47 votes, 40% like it
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Please, no autographs. Besides, I have nothing to write with.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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Ctrl + Alt + Get Away From Me
of 46 votes, 28% like it
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I have no short-term memory. I have no short-term memory.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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I tune tamborines for a living
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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don't play with fire. It's really, really hot.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Dance Academy For The Rhythmically Challenged, est 1945
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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my grandmother knitted this t-shirt
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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wearing this t-shirt gives me special powers
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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I apologize in advance
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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shhhhhh. pretend you don't see me.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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I'M SHY (in really big type)
of 56 votes, 27% like it
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let's face it: superman could kick batman's ass
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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aliens and robots agree: humans are dumb as rocks
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Well, I...er, uh...hmm. You know - it's like - uh, nevermind.
of 56 votes, 23% like it
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a, e, i , o, u and sometimes y
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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together, we, can, stop, the senseless, overuse, of commas
of 56 votes, 25% like it
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Food: the leading cause of obesity today
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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I'm a black sheep and a red-headed stepchild
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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I have no short term memory. I have no short term memory.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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In blind taste tests, 4 out of 5 preferred this t-shirt.
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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such is life, and it's getting sucher and sucher
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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This t-shirt reads lips...so watch it.
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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I brake for microscopic organisms
of 57 votes, 23% like it
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This shirt was not tested on animals.
of 57 votes, 23% like it
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contents of t-shirt may shift during transport
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Date stamped for freshness
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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I brake for werewolfs
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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for once my t-shirt is speechless
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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I can't believe this shirt's not butter.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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By golly jeepers I am not a nerd!
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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No animals were harmed in the making of this t-shirt.
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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